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🌱Elph 🎨🔞
@elfexgirlfriend.com
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ACTUAL elf. Politically progressive. Indigenous. Dragon Age Simp. Scuffed artist, crafter, vroid model maker, & live2d n00b. Canonically 69. #nice
she/her 🌈lgbtqia 🌻♾neurodivergent 🔞minors DNI

#YouCanPryMyHashtagsFromMyColdDeadHands
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Going to the ren fair today. Super excited to become disgruntled over all the fake temu elf ears getting attention while my own real elf ears go unnoticed.
Shown is my right ear that is very pointy like an elf. Because I am an elf.
August 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Lucipurr wants me to remind you that she is graceful and delicate.
Long-haired ragdoll tabby cat sitting upright on a couch with legs splayed and tail tucked forward between them in an unusually awkward position. Her thin, wispy belly fur contrasts with her fluffier coat, and she stares directly at the camera. The overall pose is oddly human and unintentionally comical.
July 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Back on the ren fair craft wagon. @weariedfae.bsky.social is making a lotus hat. And while she is wrestling with the craft foam gods, I’ve started work on the seed head. This is a WIP. Read alt text for more details.
Two circular pieces of yellow felt with a layer of interfacing in between are sewn together. Holes in the felt and interfacing are cut away from two layers, leaving a weaker single layer of felt where the seeds would grow from the seed head. The single layer of felt is able to be stretched to create small domes that represent the immature seeds. I use a clear craft glue to stiffen these domes to maintain their shape. This image shows the process only partially complete.
April 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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The meme creation factories work fast in China. @samseder.bsky.social Youre already a sticker meme on xiaohongshu
Screenshot from Chinese social media app xiaohongshu showing Sam Seder’s reaction to a reality-breaking stupid take. It is being used as a reaction image. Screenshot from Chinese social media app xiaohongshu showing Sam Seder’s reaction to a reality-breaking stupid take. It is the save screen for the image. I have saved it.
March 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Bonus panel
1 panel comic shows Dolly from the previous 4 panels. she has brought the torn half of the doll up to her mouth and is drooling around the inserted head.
January 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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While watching @void-dolly.bsky.social DM a #VtM #ttrpg on twitch, I thought about this post I had seen on tumbler ages ago and revised it for one of my favorite storytellers.
4 panel cartoon depicts a crouching gremlin-like person with wide unblinking eyes, holding a little doll with a smiling face and a heart on it. the first panel reads "What are you doing with that OC/NPC, Dolly?" the 2nd panel has "Dolly" begin to wrap her hands around the doll's separate legs and reads "Dolly." the 3rd panel shows Dolly starting to pull the separate legs in opposite directions and the text says "Dolly, no." the 4th panel shows Dolly still staring unblinking at the viewer with the severed pieces of the doll in her separate clutched hands. the final text reads "Oh My God."
January 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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BETRAYAL
Message on tv stating that to continue watching the program one must have the paid Viki pass.
January 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Fun Fact:

I broke my toe watching Twilight
xray of foot showing a fracture in the big toe
January 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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some artists have all the luck

#seekingInspiration #anyDemoncForceWillDo
movie description for "the Devil's Candy" a 2015 movie on netflix. A struggling artist moves his family into a house with a horrific past and soon finds himself being artistically inspired by demonic forces.
January 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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#SleepyKai98 #StarryKnights #vtuber #fanart #IsItReallyFanArtIfItExistsJustToMockChat #AskingForAFriend
a yellow five pointed cartoon style star. It is wearing a dunce cap off kilter on its top point. It is red and emblazoned with a large white "D". The cap has a knight's visor on it. the expression on the star's face is a little... brain broke. it has a furrowed brow and overly large round eyes with tiny black pupils looking off in skewed directions. The mouth is opened wide and drop of drool is hanging from one corner. It's basically me trying to do math under pressure.
January 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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my friend & #vtuber @sleepykai98.bsky.social calls her chat the Starry Knights. So I made this.

I feel the call to create but no desire to be productive. So cute little projects it is.

all the parts are separated, so if I'm feeling masochistic later I might try rigging it for animation.
a rounded 5-pointed star is wearing a knight's helmet on its top point. a tabard is hung over the star's "shoulders" and belted at its "waist". On the tabard is a shield with a bunny head on it. Behind the shield are two carrots, crossed like swords. The star is making an "OwO" face. it is adorable. trust me.
January 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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cant bring myself to work on anything I should be working on, so instead, enjoy this #fanart of the fabulous #Vtuber www.twitch.tv/drvonkitty, or "Kimty" to their besties.

let's all just accept the reality of this new year and let the dumpster fire warm our empty hearts 🖤
the head of a cartoon cat. the cat is white with purple lineart and shading. they are snaggle-toothes with one fang sticking out of theie cat smile. And their eyes are large and green. On the cat's head is a novelty new years headband. the numbers on opposite springs reads "20" and "25". On a center spring is mounted a green burning dumpster. the raging fire casts a golden light around it. and the whisper of fire highlights the cat's eyes. This cat is unhinged and so am I.
January 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I love my #vroid model.

Yes the file name is nakedelph
December 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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I’m a terrible liar so I try not to lie at all. So when I say I’m an “actual elf” this is what I mean
A photograph of elfexgirlfriend’s right ear showing the ear tip is pointed like an elf. A photograph of elfexgirlfriend’s left ear showing the ear tip is pointed like an elf.
December 20, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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I haven’t played Pocket Camp in over a year. I opened it up on a whim to see it is ended? The question then becomes should I pay $10 to get the complete version to maybe forget to play it for another year?
Screenshot showing page that loads when opening the old pocket camp app stating service has ended and that if you buy the complete app you can transfer your saved game data to the new app Screenshot of Apple AppStore page with a $9.99 purchase option
December 17, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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I put a christmas sweater on my friend's, @sleepykai98.bsky.social, #Vroid #vtuber model.. I did not make the design image. If you want a christmas sweater for yourself you can get it from this etsy shop. www.etsy.com/listing/1341...
a white haired female vtuber model is wearing a "sweater" that has an intarsia multicolor thread knitting) patten that reads "I'm so good Santa came Twice"
December 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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I hope that Wynne from #DragonAge #Origins rolled over in her grave when I made my Rook in #Veilguard emphatically exclaim, “Griffons”
A white haired older female mage glancing at an off screen character in irritation and stern disapproval. She deserves to be irritated. She said the story she was going to tell me contained griffons when it didn’t.
December 6, 2024 at 10:27 AM
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Truth be told Exodus & #Inquisition sold us a pack of lies. Thedosians have always had monstrously large hands. And I for one will not stand by this hand-washing of history.
A character created in dragon age origins. a male mage in blue robes stands with his arms at his side his hands are big enough that were he to spread his fingers and try to grab your face you would be forgiven for panicking and thinking you were being attacked by a xenomorph face hugger from the Alien franchise.
December 6, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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Steam said I had over 30 hrs of playtime for #Veilguard. But with my nonstop crashes it was more like 30 hrs of compiling/verifying shaders and the little over that spent in the character creator.
Anyway, borrowed friend’s AMD GPU & I only crashed once (and it was so minor).

Please perceive my Rook
Picture of dragon age veilguard elf in profile during character creation Picture of a front facing dragon age veilguard elf during character creation
December 2, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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If you are a #progressive #vtuber please be aware the rightwing vtubers are also migrating here for "lib tears."

the days of a courtesy follow back are gone. start checking those new follow profiles.
This one followed me the other day and I saw a few of you have followed back.
a screenshot of the bluesky profile of kitsunemizuki, a right wing vtuber.
November 17, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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#PourOneOut for my #Rook who never made it out of character creation. I’m never gonna get to play #DragonAge #Veilguard at this point. #Patch2 did not solve my problem only made it take longer to pop up.
Head of a video game character in the character creation screen of dragon age veilguard. She is beautiful. Trust me. We all must weep.
November 14, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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One way you can tell I am an #old is when I type on a keyboard I double space after my periods. That was the correct rule for punctuation when they were teaching me. when I type on my phone the shorthand way we do things leaves only one space. when "tweeting" I go back and delete those extra spaces.
a screenshot of the composed post showing 0 characters left. A feat accomplished by deleting extraneous words and those extra spaces after punctuations. is this too meta?
November 2, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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I know I just went off about being broke. And I know that I also lamented needing a newer GPU. Well, last night I launched #DragonAge #Veilguard and my computer could only pull off low settings. And my lil #ActualllyAutistic brain could not handle the affront to my special interest. So… (continued)
November 2, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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The housemate has taken pity on me and is buying me Mexican Coke. I am a simple creature.
Shopping cart at Costco. Beside a roast chicken and under a bag of artisan bread rolls/buns is a flat of plastic wrapped 20oz glass bottles of full sugar coke made in Mexico
October 31, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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It’s true, as evidenced by by custome bracelets made by @thenatchan.bsky.social

#IKnowWhatImAboutSon
Two pony bead bracelets. letter beads spell “fucking monster” on one and “monster fucker” on the other. The pony beads are in the bisexual colors of pink purple and blue.
October 22, 2024 at 3:25 AM