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🌱Elph 🎨🔞
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ACTUAL elf. Politically progressive. Indigenous. Dragon Age Simp. Scuffed artist, crafter, vroid model maker, & live2d n00b. Canonically 69. #nice
she/her 🌈lgbtqia 🌻♾neurodivergent 🔞minors DNI

#YouCanPryMyHashtagsFromMyColdDeadHands
Going to the ren fair today. Super excited to become disgruntled over all the fake temu elf ears getting attention while my own real elf ears go unnoticed.
August 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Lucipurr wants me to remind you that she is graceful and delicate.
July 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Back on the ren fair craft wagon. @weariedfae.bsky.social is making a lotus hat. And while she is wrestling with the craft foam gods, I’ve started work on the seed head. This is a WIP. Read alt text for more details.
April 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The meme creation factories work fast in China. @samseder.bsky.social Youre already a sticker meme on xiaohongshu
March 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bonus panel
January 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
While watching @void-dolly.bsky.social DM a #VtM #ttrpg on twitch, I thought about this post I had seen on tumbler ages ago and revised it for one of my favorite storytellers.
January 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
BETRAYAL
January 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Fun Fact:

I broke my toe watching Twilight
January 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
some artists have all the luck

#seekingInspiration #anyDemoncForceWillDo
January 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
my friend & #vtuber @sleepykai98.bsky.social calls her chat the Starry Knights. So I made this.

I feel the call to create but no desire to be productive. So cute little projects it is.

all the parts are separated, so if I'm feeling masochistic later I might try rigging it for animation.
January 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
cant bring myself to work on anything I should be working on, so instead, enjoy this #fanart of the fabulous #Vtuber www.twitch.tv/drvonkitty, or "Kimty" to their besties.

let's all just accept the reality of this new year and let the dumpster fire warm our empty hearts 🖤
January 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I love my #vroid model.

Yes the file name is nakedelph
December 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I’m a terrible liar so I try not to lie at all. So when I say I’m an “actual elf” this is what I mean
December 20, 2024 at 8:15 AM
I haven’t played Pocket Camp in over a year. I opened it up on a whim to see it is ended? The question then becomes should I pay $10 to get the complete version to maybe forget to play it for another year?
December 17, 2024 at 6:31 AM
I put a christmas sweater on my friend's, @sleepykai98.bsky.social, #Vroid #vtuber model.. I did not make the design image. If you want a christmas sweater for yourself you can get it from this etsy shop. www.etsy.com/listing/1341...
December 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I hope that Wynne from #DragonAge #Origins rolled over in her grave when I made my Rook in #Veilguard emphatically exclaim, “Griffons”
December 6, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Truth be told Exodus & #Inquisition sold us a pack of lies. Thedosians have always had monstrously large hands. And I for one will not stand by this hand-washing of history.
December 6, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Steam said I had over 30 hrs of playtime for #Veilguard. But with my nonstop crashes it was more like 30 hrs of compiling/verifying shaders and the little over that spent in the character creator.
Anyway, borrowed friend’s AMD GPU & I only crashed once (and it was so minor).

Please perceive my Rook
December 2, 2024 at 9:12 PM
If you are a #progressive #vtuber please be aware the rightwing vtubers are also migrating here for "lib tears."

the days of a courtesy follow back are gone. start checking those new follow profiles.
This one followed me the other day and I saw a few of you have followed back.
November 17, 2024 at 8:00 AM
#PourOneOut for my #Rook who never made it out of character creation. I’m never gonna get to play #DragonAge #Veilguard at this point. #Patch2 did not solve my problem only made it take longer to pop up.
November 14, 2024 at 11:48 AM
One way you can tell I am an #old is when I type on a keyboard I double space after my periods. That was the correct rule for punctuation when they were teaching me. when I type on my phone the shorthand way we do things leaves only one space. when "tweeting" I go back and delete those extra spaces.
November 2, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I know I just went off about being broke. And I know that I also lamented needing a newer GPU. Well, last night I launched #DragonAge #Veilguard and my computer could only pull off low settings. And my lil #ActualllyAutistic brain could not handle the affront to my special interest. So… (continued)
November 2, 2024 at 2:21 AM
The housemate has taken pity on me and is buying me Mexican Coke. I am a simple creature.
October 31, 2024 at 1:44 AM
It’s true, as evidenced by by custome bracelets made by @thenatchan.bsky.social

#IKnowWhatImAboutSon
October 22, 2024 at 3:25 AM