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Can’t help but wonder what kate mckinnon makes of all this
December 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Can’t help but wonder what kate mckinnon makes of all this
2 is nonsense but arguably better than the first one because it’s less evil imo
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
2 is nonsense but arguably better than the first one because it’s less evil imo
Listen i know we curbed a lot of hootenanny when we gave women their own bank accounts but that doesn’t mean we should let the time-honored tradition of poisoning your godawful husband fade into the ether
Sorry but I am Team Aunt
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Listen i know we curbed a lot of hootenanny when we gave women their own bank accounts but that doesn’t mean we should let the time-honored tradition of poisoning your godawful husband fade into the ether
Ooooooooo ohhhhhhh im sick somebody gave me an illness on the last day of school before break but joke’s on them i LOVE being sick because then i get spaghetti-o’s and act like a helpless little baby allllllll day long
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Ooooooooo ohhhhhhh im sick somebody gave me an illness on the last day of school before break but joke’s on them i LOVE being sick because then i get spaghetti-o’s and act like a helpless little baby allllllll day long
I mean. Unfortunately that’s just not true.
If we treated him like a normal president he’d be in prison right now
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I mean. Unfortunately that’s just not true.
Today is PJ day for school spirit AND it’s the last day before break so i added an accent piece. So i’ve been walking around like this all day. Bonus feet for da freeks
December 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Today is PJ day for school spirit AND it’s the last day before break so i added an accent piece. So i’ve been walking around like this all day. Bonus feet for da freeks
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The J in J. Edgar Hoover stands for Jamiroquai; you *could* be a huge nerd about it and bother looking it up, or you could just take my word for it
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The J in J. Edgar Hoover stands for Jamiroquai; you *could* be a huge nerd about it and bother looking it up, or you could just take my word for it
It’s lance reddick and frankly it’s not even close. His passing was one of the greatest losses to character acting of this decade if not this century. He could do it all, and he could do it all in the highest degree.
This is a fun question—best “serious” actor in a comedic role of the last decade?
It’s so much easier for comic actors to do drama than vice versa. Look at Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine or Truman Show, and then look at De Niro’s comedies, they’re terrible
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It’s lance reddick and frankly it’s not even close. His passing was one of the greatest losses to character acting of this decade if not this century. He could do it all, and he could do it all in the highest degree.
She is currently actively abusing her children and is working her husband’s (justified) murder for publicity and personal gain. You do not in fact gotta hand it to her.
I hate the Erika Kirk stuff bc I know for a fact that I would become deeply mentally unwell if I watched my husband be killed. I'm sure she's a bad person. She'd have to be to marry him. But I still don't like seeing someone in the spotlight at the worst time in their life. It's embarrassing and sad
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
She is currently actively abusing her children and is working her husband’s (justified) murder for publicity and personal gain. You do not in fact gotta hand it to her.
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controversial opinion but if i could go back to any time in history it would be the western front in 1914 where i would hopefully be shot to death while crossing no man's land
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
controversial opinion but if i could go back to any time in history it would be the western front in 1914 where i would hopefully be shot to death while crossing no man's land
Lmao this rocks
Remembering when my entire seventh grade Hebrew school class went to see Titanic for some reason?? And when Kate Winslet dropped her robe Ari Asher let out a loud strangled gasp in the silent theater and everyone laughed because, yes, that’s correct. Anyway he’s a famous horror auteur now
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Lmao this rocks
Threw on Wind River and I think all the time about the line “you ever get so mad you wanna fight the whole world?”
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Threw on Wind River and I think all the time about the line “you ever get so mad you wanna fight the whole world?”
I get that you gotta take a hard stand against death threats but i just learned that noah hawley is doing a far cry tv show and i need to put something in the water
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I get that you gotta take a hard stand against death threats but i just learned that noah hawley is doing a far cry tv show and i need to put something in the water
Udo Kier may be my most watched actor this year because I will just get random shit at the rental store and there he’ll be. Integrity every time. Someone could come to him hat in hand with a nickel in their pocket and a can of soup in their fist and he’d give them gold. One of our best.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Udo Kier may be my most watched actor this year because I will just get random shit at the rental store and there he’ll be. Integrity every time. Someone could come to him hat in hand with a nickel in their pocket and a can of soup in their fist and he’d give them gold. One of our best.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
mtg WILL commit suicide in the next six months
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
mtg WILL commit suicide in the next six months
I did not pay for that substack, to be clear. I am a public educator and i ain’t got the money for that.
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I did not pay for that substack, to be clear. I am a public educator and i ain’t got the money for that.
Had a very funny experience last night where a bunch of straight guys, very earnestly, asked me if it was good to be fucked in the ass, and i got to be like “fellas. Do yourself a favor!”
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Had a very funny experience last night where a bunch of straight guys, very earnestly, asked me if it was good to be fucked in the ass, and i got to be like “fellas. Do yourself a favor!”
If olivia nuzzi sent me a pic of her asshole i think i would’ve at least mustered a “va-va-VOOM.” It’s a vulnerable moment. Be kind.
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If olivia nuzzi sent me a pic of her asshole i think i would’ve at least mustered a “va-va-VOOM.” It’s a vulnerable moment. Be kind.
I was out until 2am last night please pray for me im not built for that life anymore
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I was out until 2am last night please pray for me im not built for that life anymore
Smiling warmly, ear to ear
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Smiling warmly, ear to ear
I’ll take this one step further: if you 101% a metroid it should show you one of those sfm porn videos where samus has a comically large hog
My hot take about Metroid is that I'm not big into Metroid but I don't think you should ever hear a single human voice or see a single human face during the course of those games unless you 101%'d it, and then you get to see Samus's newest gorgeous visage say "congratulations, gamer" at the camera
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’ll take this one step further: if you 101% a metroid it should show you one of those sfm porn videos where samus has a comically large hog
Also besides the point but kind of not surprising that the most powerful people in the world are so rock-stupid that they seem incapable of writing a single grammatically correct sentence. Some of this shit reads like Resident Evil’s “itchy tasty”
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Also besides the point but kind of not surprising that the most powerful people in the world are so rock-stupid that they seem incapable of writing a single grammatically correct sentence. Some of this shit reads like Resident Evil’s “itchy tasty”