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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
Can’t talk about it publicly because it’s private but there’s been a fun, new, and genuinely surprising emotional development in my life. I’ve been practically floating since saturday ☺️
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Can’t talk about it publicly because it’s private but there’s been a fun, new, and genuinely surprising emotional development in my life. I’ve been practically floating since saturday ☺️
Honestly pretty funny that scott adams got whacked by prostate cancer, the most benign form of cancer there is. My dad had it and he’s like “yeah not worried about it, it’s usually never a big deal.” He’s a doctor.
January 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Honestly pretty funny that scott adams got whacked by prostate cancer, the most benign form of cancer there is. My dad had it and he’s like “yeah not worried about it, it’s usually never a big deal.” He’s a doctor.
Two more months
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Two more months
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Had a really nice emotional thing happen in my life that no joke has me kicking my feet like a little schoolgirl. Not talking about it because it’s private and i don’t wanna jinx it but it’s a thing where i just wake up and smile :)
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Had a really nice emotional thing happen in my life that no joke has me kicking my feet like a little schoolgirl. Not talking about it because it’s private and i don’t wanna jinx it but it’s a thing where i just wake up and smile :)
Gonna watch the pitt premiere tonight w my bestie and i’m fuckin VIBRATING god im SO READY
January 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Gonna watch the pitt premiere tonight w my bestie and i’m fuckin VIBRATING god im SO READY
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10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder
at the site of her murder
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder
at the site of her murder
The lady they shot was white. This not to say that the playing field is level, but that the threat ICE poses is to us all. At this point, everyone’s allowed to comment. Sorry man. The gestapo does not need “better training.”
Sorry, but as someone who literally faces the possibility of deportation, I don't need people to lecture me about issues around undocumented immigrants, ICE, or whatever else, especially if you're a white citizen
Nobody is right all the time
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 AM
The lady they shot was white. This not to say that the playing field is level, but that the threat ICE poses is to us all. At this point, everyone’s allowed to comment. Sorry man. The gestapo does not need “better training.”
Btw they’re not calling the national guard to contain or “investigate” ICE, they’re doing it so they can terrorize protesters and make an example out of them
January 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Btw they’re not calling the national guard to contain or “investigate” ICE, they’re doing it so they can terrorize protesters and make an example out of them
I do not want to have what i think should be done in writing, but suffice to say: it should be sprawling
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I do not want to have what i think should be done in writing, but suffice to say: it should be sprawling
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if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
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The lockhorns love each other they just won’t admit it
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The lockhorns love each other they just won’t admit it
I have been up for 29 hours now, the first twelve of which were just me vomiting until i could keep down food, the next ~6 having violent diarrhea, and the 6 after that recovering. Someone explain to me why i’m still fucking!!! AWAKE!!!!!!!
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I have been up for 29 hours now, the first twelve of which were just me vomiting until i could keep down food, the next ~6 having violent diarrhea, and the 6 after that recovering. Someone explain to me why i’m still fucking!!! AWAKE!!!!!!!
Damn i did not realize people had such strong opinions on dog boobs. Not gonna weigh in on this one. Doesn’t seem worth the time.
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Damn i did not realize people had such strong opinions on dog boobs. Not gonna weigh in on this one. Doesn’t seem worth the time.
Best needle drop of the year, by the way, is “wait and bleed” in Friendship, and it’s not even close. Perfect choice.
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Best needle drop of the year, by the way, is “wait and bleed” in Friendship, and it’s not even close. Perfect choice.
Best movies of the year:
Sorry, Baby
OBAA
28 Years Later
Marty Supreme
Highest 2 Lowest
Sinners
EEPHUS
Weapons
Good Boy
Queens of the Dead
Sorry, Baby
OBAA
28 Years Later
Marty Supreme
Highest 2 Lowest
Sinners
EEPHUS
Weapons
Good Boy
Queens of the Dead
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Best movies of the year:
Sorry, Baby
OBAA
28 Years Later
Marty Supreme
Highest 2 Lowest
Sinners
EEPHUS
Weapons
Good Boy
Queens of the Dead
Sorry, Baby
OBAA
28 Years Later
Marty Supreme
Highest 2 Lowest
Sinners
EEPHUS
Weapons
Good Boy
Queens of the Dead
Happy new years everyone :)
January 1, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Happy new years everyone :)
The world has gotten objectively worse, but i had a pretty good year. Finally employed, a (very) active union member, and just generally doing better. I did it.
December 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The world has gotten objectively worse, but i had a pretty good year. Finally employed, a (very) active union member, and just generally doing better. I did it.
Someone got pissed off at me for being like “actually we don’t need to sympathize with erika kirk for using her husband’s death for a media tour”
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Someone got pissed off at me for being like “actually we don’t need to sympathize with erika kirk for using her husband’s death for a media tour”
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Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
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Mike Fossey just died—one of the funniest people to wield a keyboard, and by all accounts a very kind person. Can’t believe he was only a few years older than me, he could effortlessly throw off jokes like a wizened master. May he have peace.
December 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Mike Fossey just died—one of the funniest people to wield a keyboard, and by all accounts a very kind person. Can’t believe he was only a few years older than me, he could effortlessly throw off jokes like a wizened master. May he have peace.
It’s christmas, i didn’t get out of bed until 2, i have eaten an apple and a sandwich, made some honeyed tea, and am watching “Jingle All the Way” for the very first time. My holiday spirit is off the fucking charts right now.
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s christmas, i didn’t get out of bed until 2, i have eaten an apple and a sandwich, made some honeyed tea, and am watching “Jingle All the Way” for the very first time. My holiday spirit is off the fucking charts right now.
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found an incredible simpsons frame i'd like to share with you all
December 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
found an incredible simpsons frame i'd like to share with you all