Pumpkin Farmer 🎃
@electron.bsky.social
just a 40-something they/them/dude from the future
baltimore, hon
☭ unions or else ☭
baltimore, hon
☭ unions or else ☭
Pinned
(not you. you are cool, mutual who is reading this.)
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This better not unlock anything inside of me
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This better not unlock anything inside of me
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Be mindful with your posts, I dont know if Fetterman is right wing enough for people to get suspended for saying this is funny
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Be mindful with your posts, I dont know if Fetterman is right wing enough for people to get suspended for saying this is funny
speaking of writing fiction: one day the very derivative Mary Sue fiction I have written in my head will unfortunately see the light of day in some capacity
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
speaking of writing fiction: one day the very derivative Mary Sue fiction I have written in my head will unfortunately see the light of day in some capacity
omg some nerdy hipsters are having a meet-cute next to me aww 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
omg some nerdy hipsters are having a meet-cute next to me aww 🥰
being decisively confusing by being authentically me
oope
oope
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
being decisively confusing by being authentically me
oope
oope
gonna start a noise-core band
all the lyrics are gonna be SQL queries
call it COALESCE()
all the lyrics are gonna be SQL queries
call it COALESCE()
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
gonna start a noise-core band
all the lyrics are gonna be SQL queries
call it COALESCE()
all the lyrics are gonna be SQL queries
call it COALESCE()
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I believe it can be better — or rather I believe that we are called on to do what we can within a broken system while we fight to make a new one.
But I do not cast one single iota of judgment on people who can no longer believe that. Dems haven’t given us any reason to believe it.
But I do not cast one single iota of judgment on people who can no longer believe that. Dems haven’t given us any reason to believe it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I believe it can be better — or rather I believe that we are called on to do what we can within a broken system while we fight to make a new one.
But I do not cast one single iota of judgment on people who can no longer believe that. Dems haven’t given us any reason to believe it.
But I do not cast one single iota of judgment on people who can no longer believe that. Dems haven’t given us any reason to believe it.
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I am often frustrated by comfortable true blue democratic voters who don’t understand why so many millions of people have given up on the party.
LOOK AT IT.
LOOK AT IT.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I am often frustrated by comfortable true blue democratic voters who don’t understand why so many millions of people have given up on the party.
LOOK AT IT.
LOOK AT IT.
many dog people I encounter in public seem to be offended when I would rather ignore their dog.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
many dog people I encounter in public seem to be offended when I would rather ignore their dog.
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Haha it worked > how to win friends and influence people > the Simpsons you don't win friends with salad > you win more friends with scromit
You win more friends with scromit
You win more friends with scromit
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November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Haha it worked > how to win friends and influence people > the Simpsons you don't win friends with salad > you win more friends with scromit
You win more friends with scromit
You win more friends with scromit
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That Edmund Fitzgerald song is mid
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That Edmund Fitzgerald song is mid
I am hearing them sirens again.
I wonder what the next historic building in Baltimore to burn up will be :(:(:(
I wonder what the next historic building in Baltimore to burn up will be :(:(:(
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I am hearing them sirens again.
I wonder what the next historic building in Baltimore to burn up will be :(:(:(
I wonder what the next historic building in Baltimore to burn up will be :(:(:(
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Happy November 10th
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Happy November 10th
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
wow Senate Democrats got grifted hard lol
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
wow Senate Democrats got grifted hard lol
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
example: "The Coolest Kids You Know Always Grow Up To Be Sex Pests And/Or Murderers" would make a sick song title for any mid-2000s tech-screamo band
band should go back to using ironic phrases as song titles
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
example: "The Coolest Kids You Know Always Grow Up To Be Sex Pests And/Or Murderers" would make a sick song title for any mid-2000s tech-screamo band
band should go back to using ironic phrases as song titles
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
band should go back to using ironic phrases as song titles
if you choose to live in a shipping container, good for you!
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
if you choose to live in a shipping container, good for you!
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Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo