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eldritchbumblebee.bsky.social
@eldritchbumblebee.bsky.social
Pythagoras Fan
“Never assume malice when it could be ignorance; enough ignorance is indistinguishable from malice.”
“The government has no jurisdiction over this ass.”
“It is garbage can; not garbage cannot.”
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can’t really express the level of contempt i have for what is just a form of solipsism. “the things that annoy me are the only things that exist and also the worst things imaginable”
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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The other thing is that he can only issue pardons effective in the US for Federal crimes. Those pardons don't have any effect in US states or the ICC.
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Dems should say this right now, loudly and clearly: Anyone who is trusting Donald Trump, of all people, when he says what he’s directing you to do is lawful and that you’ll be protected later may be putting themselves in a very precarious position. 6/

newrepublic.com/article/2032...
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Maybe if someone drinks the forbidden coffee the timeline will be fixed
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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The current bunker sits under the former location of the east wing of the white house. The ballroom is cover for the bunker being renovated
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Really nice alternative here: journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/sea...
Pinpoint - From the Estate of Jeffrey Epstein
journaliststudio.google.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Here's a github repo with the code + how you can do this yourself if you'd like: github.com/paulgp/epste...
GitHub - paulgp/epstein-document-search
Contribute to paulgp/epstein-document-search development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Damn, where can I get a job like that? Being on recess for 7 weeks and then being given a 4 day weekend after only working for a day and still collecting full pay and keeping my job.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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"i'm fine with whatever happens to other people kids" is the load-bearing pillar of conservatism
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I miss my old hot wheels collection
thanks for the nostalgia this morning
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Bishops implies the existence of gayshops, transhops and polyshops (etc).
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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In related news, only 215 bishops agreed that Jesus Christ was the son of God.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Historically, American Catholic bishops weren't this united in opposing slavery or supporting civil rights. They aren't this united in opposing birth control, and that's American Catholicism's main thing. That's how obviously evil Trump's immigration policy is.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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"Oh noooo. Not those corrupt, feckless abusers. Those are MY corrupt, feckless abusers."
- Fucking no one with a conscience
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Old Soviet Joke:
Ivan: “Did you hear the rumor that Stalin is very ill?
Petrov (excited): No!
Ivan: Neither have I. But we could start it…
August 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM