Sam Coleman
@elderbrain.bsky.social
Up Minnesota! The hound judges you!
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
"It all went wrong the day I was born but I can't give it up." - Vaselines
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"It all went wrong the day I was born but I can't give it up." - Vaselines
Has the republic fallen yet? Can we revert to cannibalism yet?
October 4, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Has the republic fallen yet? Can we revert to cannibalism yet?
Northeast Minneapolis Debates Future of Historic/Crumbling Cook House - racketmn.com/northeast-mi...
Northeast Minneapolis Debates Future of Historic/Crumbling Cook House - Racket
Plus sports woes, Wienermobiles, and Hegseth gets hit in the nuts in today's Flyover news roundup.
racketmn.com
October 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Northeast Minneapolis Debates Future of Historic/Crumbling Cook House - racketmn.com/northeast-mi...
BLOW IT ALL UP!! YAY! BOO!
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
BLOW IT ALL UP!! YAY! BOO!
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In a sane country with competent leadership, the 50 highest-ranking Democrats would call a press conference to denounce what just happened as a threat to the republic and demand Trump's immediate impeachment and removal from office.
I don't know he could make his intentions more clear.
I don't know he could make his intentions more clear.
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In a sane country with competent leadership, the 50 highest-ranking Democrats would call a press conference to denounce what just happened as a threat to the republic and demand Trump's immediate impeachment and removal from office.
I don't know he could make his intentions more clear.
I don't know he could make his intentions more clear.
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Real Estate: Spooky Tax Evasion House
September 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Real Estate: Spooky Tax Evasion House
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Amazing in-depth reporting on what happened to Palmer's, an honest-to-god institution that'll be greatly missed.
Goodbye to Palmer’s: A Requiem for Minneapolis’s Weirdest and Wonderfullest Bar - Racket
The landmark West Bank bar will close in 10 days. Here's why that happened—and what will be lost.
racketmn.com
September 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Amazing in-depth reporting on what happened to Palmer's, an honest-to-god institution that'll be greatly missed.
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meta ai trying to figure it out
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
meta ai trying to figure it out
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6t2dqEc/
I have discovered an odd quirk of my personality.
I am incapable of feeling empathy for those who deny empathy to others.
I feel nothing for the farmers who voted to deport their own workers and put tariffs on their own products.
NADA. Not a thing.
I have discovered an odd quirk of my personality.
I am incapable of feeling empathy for those who deny empathy to others.
I feel nothing for the farmers who voted to deport their own workers and put tariffs on their own products.
NADA. Not a thing.
Making Farmers Broke Again 🤡. #FarmersLeftBehind #TariffTax #TradeWarFail #RuralReality
TikTok video by Gen X
www.tiktok.com
September 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6t2dqEc/
I have discovered an odd quirk of my personality.
I am incapable of feeling empathy for those who deny empathy to others.
I feel nothing for the farmers who voted to deport their own workers and put tariffs on their own products.
NADA. Not a thing.
I have discovered an odd quirk of my personality.
I am incapable of feeling empathy for those who deny empathy to others.
I feel nothing for the farmers who voted to deport their own workers and put tariffs on their own products.
NADA. Not a thing.
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a guy in a parking lot saying "eat this in remembrance of me" doesn't make him christ, byron
August 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
a guy in a parking lot saying "eat this in remembrance of me" doesn't make him christ, byron
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Now: Union Station in Washington, D.C.
August 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Now: Union Station in Washington, D.C.
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Fuck it. Put a reactor on the moon. Launch a nuclear submarine into the sun. Put a brown bear in charge of the Army. Let's destroy some shit.
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fuck it. Put a reactor on the moon. Launch a nuclear submarine into the sun. Put a brown bear in charge of the Army. Let's destroy some shit.
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Exactly five years to the day.
His last tweet did not age well.
Nor did he.
His last tweet did not age well.
Nor did he.
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Exactly five years to the day.
His last tweet did not age well.
Nor did he.
His last tweet did not age well.
Nor did he.
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
@gailsimone.bsky.social Why aren't you attending NY Comic Con? Lame!
July 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social Why aren't you attending NY Comic Con? Lame!
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MTG has yellow jackets in her tantric sex basement
July 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
MTG has yellow jackets in her tantric sex basement
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“My Cousin Vinny (a.k.a. Skeletor)”
(via Todd Spence)
(via Todd Spence)
July 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“My Cousin Vinny (a.k.a. Skeletor)”
(via Todd Spence)
(via Todd Spence)