CoolHandNuke
@mrfawkes50.bsky.social
Proud, progressive atheist Marine.
Rated the 5th most popular underwear model in the tri-state region.
Cool Hand Luke is my spirit animal.
Rated the 5th most popular underwear model in the tri-state region.
Cool Hand Luke is my spirit animal.
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CoolHandNuke
@mrfawkes50.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Of all the dysfunction, cruelty and horrors we face, the scariest one (for me) is the possible implosion of the Dept. of Education.
The dismantling of the DOE will rapidly turn Red states redder and turn them into enclaves of the Neo Feudal System, which has been the grand GOP scheme for 60 years.
The dismantling of the DOE will rapidly turn Red states redder and turn them into enclaves of the Neo Feudal System, which has been the grand GOP scheme for 60 years.
Today is the 250th birthday of the United States Marine Corps.
It's not an easy title to earn--Marine.
To all the Devil Dogs, Leathernecks, Jarheads, and Uncle Sam's Misguided Children out there--Semper Fi.
It's not an easy title to earn--Marine.
To all the Devil Dogs, Leathernecks, Jarheads, and Uncle Sam's Misguided Children out there--Semper Fi.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Today is the 250th birthday of the United States Marine Corps.
It's not an easy title to earn--Marine.
To all the Devil Dogs, Leathernecks, Jarheads, and Uncle Sam's Misguided Children out there--Semper Fi.
It's not an easy title to earn--Marine.
To all the Devil Dogs, Leathernecks, Jarheads, and Uncle Sam's Misguided Children out there--Semper Fi.
One of our best and brightest has passed.
He gave us art.
He gave to Earth.
He gave me great memories.
I'd like to imagine he's somewhere better, the Elysian Fields, just playing ping pong with Cool Hand Luke.
RIP Robert Redford. 1936-2025
He gave us art.
He gave to Earth.
He gave me great memories.
I'd like to imagine he's somewhere better, the Elysian Fields, just playing ping pong with Cool Hand Luke.
RIP Robert Redford. 1936-2025
September 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
One of our best and brightest has passed.
He gave us art.
He gave to Earth.
He gave me great memories.
I'd like to imagine he's somewhere better, the Elysian Fields, just playing ping pong with Cool Hand Luke.
RIP Robert Redford. 1936-2025
He gave us art.
He gave to Earth.
He gave me great memories.
I'd like to imagine he's somewhere better, the Elysian Fields, just playing ping pong with Cool Hand Luke.
RIP Robert Redford. 1936-2025
We're in the Tyler Robinson discovery phase. Lots of rabbit holes, agitprop, shape-shifting, ad nauseum. The Groypers vs MAGA, and Fuentes/Kirk feud is getting traction. And as motives go, Robinson as a Groyper tracks. But I lean on my Occams Razor--just another Lost Boy.
September 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We're in the Tyler Robinson discovery phase. Lots of rabbit holes, agitprop, shape-shifting, ad nauseum. The Groypers vs MAGA, and Fuentes/Kirk feud is getting traction. And as motives go, Robinson as a Groyper tracks. But I lean on my Occams Razor--just another Lost Boy.
Utah law enforcement and the FBI have few leads and are no closer to finding Charlie Kirk's killer.
The first 24 hours are the most crucial time in solving any crime. But help is on the way. The FBI has notified the Uvalde Police Dept, and they will be in Utah by morning.
The first 24 hours are the most crucial time in solving any crime. But help is on the way. The FBI has notified the Uvalde Police Dept, and they will be in Utah by morning.
September 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Utah law enforcement and the FBI have few leads and are no closer to finding Charlie Kirk's killer.
The first 24 hours are the most crucial time in solving any crime. But help is on the way. The FBI has notified the Uvalde Police Dept, and they will be in Utah by morning.
The first 24 hours are the most crucial time in solving any crime. But help is on the way. The FBI has notified the Uvalde Police Dept, and they will be in Utah by morning.
FFS Gavin. You start to hit your stride, take three giant leaps forward to the Oval Office. Then with this post, you take 5 steps backwards, step on your dick plus 8 rakes.
September 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
FFS Gavin. You start to hit your stride, take three giant leaps forward to the Oval Office. Then with this post, you take 5 steps backwards, step on your dick plus 8 rakes.
For 10 years Charlie Kirk did nothing but place more value in guns than people, while punching-down on anyone who was not a rich, white Christian male. That was his grift.
Today he was murdered in one of the whitest, most conservative places on earth by a weapon he worshipped.
Today he was murdered in one of the whitest, most conservative places on earth by a weapon he worshipped.
September 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
For 10 years Charlie Kirk did nothing but place more value in guns than people, while punching-down on anyone who was not a rich, white Christian male. That was his grift.
Today he was murdered in one of the whitest, most conservative places on earth by a weapon he worshipped.
Today he was murdered in one of the whitest, most conservative places on earth by a weapon he worshipped.
"These violent delights have violent ends."
Shakespeare's spot-on epilogue to Charlie Kirk's life.
Shakespeare's spot-on epilogue to Charlie Kirk's life.
September 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"These violent delights have violent ends."
Shakespeare's spot-on epilogue to Charlie Kirk's life.
Shakespeare's spot-on epilogue to Charlie Kirk's life.
No video exists of trump playing golf today. The press was barred from the trump golf course.
It's safe to assume trump rode around in a golf cart and did not swing a club due to his enfeebled condition.
I'm going to speculate that he was 1 or 2 strokes over par.
It's safe to assume trump rode around in a golf cart and did not swing a club due to his enfeebled condition.
I'm going to speculate that he was 1 or 2 strokes over par.
September 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
No video exists of trump playing golf today. The press was barred from the trump golf course.
It's safe to assume trump rode around in a golf cart and did not swing a club due to his enfeebled condition.
I'm going to speculate that he was 1 or 2 strokes over par.
It's safe to assume trump rode around in a golf cart and did not swing a club due to his enfeebled condition.
I'm going to speculate that he was 1 or 2 strokes over par.
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
The other place James Woods will never set foot again; a movie set.
August 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The other place James Woods will never set foot again; a movie set.
"No more of those pants hanging low, beneath the beltline," says AG Pam Bondi.
"We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this." added Bondi.
"We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this." added Bondi.
August 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"No more of those pants hanging low, beneath the beltline," says AG Pam Bondi.
"We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this." added Bondi.
"We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this." added Bondi.
BREAKING
Judge Boxwine has issued new D.C. sandwich statutes.
--Assault w/hoagie--10 years
--Assault w/grinder--8
--Assault w/sub--15
--Assault w/hero--20
--Assault w/finger sandwich 5
--Assaulting the Capitol to overthrow an election--a signed box of Franzia w/note--thank you patriot.
Judge Boxwine has issued new D.C. sandwich statutes.
--Assault w/hoagie--10 years
--Assault w/grinder--8
--Assault w/sub--15
--Assault w/hero--20
--Assault w/finger sandwich 5
--Assaulting the Capitol to overthrow an election--a signed box of Franzia w/note--thank you patriot.
August 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
BREAKING
Judge Boxwine has issued new D.C. sandwich statutes.
--Assault w/hoagie--10 years
--Assault w/grinder--8
--Assault w/sub--15
--Assault w/hero--20
--Assault w/finger sandwich 5
--Assaulting the Capitol to overthrow an election--a signed box of Franzia w/note--thank you patriot.
Judge Boxwine has issued new D.C. sandwich statutes.
--Assault w/hoagie--10 years
--Assault w/grinder--8
--Assault w/sub--15
--Assault w/hero--20
--Assault w/finger sandwich 5
--Assaulting the Capitol to overthrow an election--a signed box of Franzia w/note--thank you patriot.
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Stay salty DC 🔥
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Stay salty DC 🔥
Bondi is daydreaming about napalm and D.C homeless.
Patel's aluminum foil undies are wedging up.
Judge Boxwine is giving Steve Bannon the side-eye to stay away from her stash.
Patel's aluminum foil undies are wedging up.
Judge Boxwine is giving Steve Bannon the side-eye to stay away from her stash.
August 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Bondi is daydreaming about napalm and D.C homeless.
Patel's aluminum foil undies are wedging up.
Judge Boxwine is giving Steve Bannon the side-eye to stay away from her stash.
Patel's aluminum foil undies are wedging up.
Judge Boxwine is giving Steve Bannon the side-eye to stay away from her stash.
This skirmish brings to mind an old battle between Lenny Bruce and Nancy Reagan.
Bruce quipped that Nancy was the best little blow job in Hollywood. Nancy retaliated by claiming Bruce was not circumcised, so he was not Jewish.
Bruce quipped that Nancy was the best little blow job in Hollywood. Nancy retaliated by claiming Bruce was not circumcised, so he was not Jewish.
August 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This skirmish brings to mind an old battle between Lenny Bruce and Nancy Reagan.
Bruce quipped that Nancy was the best little blow job in Hollywood. Nancy retaliated by claiming Bruce was not circumcised, so he was not Jewish.
Bruce quipped that Nancy was the best little blow job in Hollywood. Nancy retaliated by claiming Bruce was not circumcised, so he was not Jewish.
Absolutely, godamnright Stephen Miller's fingerprints are all over the militarization of D.C. Miller is the Czar of Cruelty. Meanness, subhuman acts and evil is his oxygen. And for those just trying to exist, survive the horrors of this reign of terror, Miller has you in his crosshairs.
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Absolutely, godamnright Stephen Miller's fingerprints are all over the militarization of D.C. Miller is the Czar of Cruelty. Meanness, subhuman acts and evil is his oxygen. And for those just trying to exist, survive the horrors of this reign of terror, Miller has you in his crosshairs.
D.C. has a yuuge crime problem.
Just the other day I saw a white supremacist, a felon, an insurrectionist, and a pedophile on the roof of the White House.
Just the other day I saw a white supremacist, a felon, an insurrectionist, and a pedophile on the roof of the White House.
August 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
D.C. has a yuuge crime problem.
Just the other day I saw a white supremacist, a felon, an insurrectionist, and a pedophile on the roof of the White House.
Just the other day I saw a white supremacist, a felon, an insurrectionist, and a pedophile on the roof of the White House.
I realize Congress is in recess. However, w/trump's near decree of martial law in D.C., right now would be a great time for our strongest, most vocal Dem reps to return to D.C. and start stirring up some good trouble. Hit the streets, protest, get loud, get angry. Get going before it's too late.
August 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I realize Congress is in recess. However, w/trump's near decree of martial law in D.C., right now would be a great time for our strongest, most vocal Dem reps to return to D.C. and start stirring up some good trouble. Hit the streets, protest, get loud, get angry. Get going before it's too late.
That was the scariest press conference I have ever seen in my lifetime. A bone-chilling, raise your hackles reaction to a dying democracy. Project 2025 is in full operational mode.
August 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
That was the scariest press conference I have ever seen in my lifetime. A bone-chilling, raise your hackles reaction to a dying democracy. Project 2025 is in full operational mode.
Violent crime stats in D.C show a decrease of 20% over the past 5 years. And if the convictions of 1,600 violent insurrectionists on Jan. 6 were not included in the D.C crime stats, violent crime would be down 30%.
August 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Violent crime stats in D.C show a decrease of 20% over the past 5 years. And if the convictions of 1,600 violent insurrectionists on Jan. 6 were not included in the D.C crime stats, violent crime would be down 30%.
Here's a complaint w/Bluesky.
Why in the fuckity fuck is Big Brother 27 trending every fucking day I visit. I do not believe any small majority or even a smidgen of Bluesky users are fans of Big Brother 27.
So, fuck you Big Brother 27, stop trending me mad.
Why in the fuckity fuck is Big Brother 27 trending every fucking day I visit. I do not believe any small majority or even a smidgen of Bluesky users are fans of Big Brother 27.
So, fuck you Big Brother 27, stop trending me mad.
August 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Here's a complaint w/Bluesky.
Why in the fuckity fuck is Big Brother 27 trending every fucking day I visit. I do not believe any small majority or even a smidgen of Bluesky users are fans of Big Brother 27.
So, fuck you Big Brother 27, stop trending me mad.
Why in the fuckity fuck is Big Brother 27 trending every fucking day I visit. I do not believe any small majority or even a smidgen of Bluesky users are fans of Big Brother 27.
So, fuck you Big Brother 27, stop trending me mad.
The master debater marches into the children's section to own some young libs.
August 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The master debater marches into the children's section to own some young libs.