CoolHandNuke
@mrfawkes50.bsky.social
Proud, progressive atheist Marine.
Rated the 5th most popular underwear model in the tri-state region.
Cool Hand Luke is my spirit animal.
Rated the 5th most popular underwear model in the tri-state region.
Cool Hand Luke is my spirit animal.
Today is the 250th birthday of the United States Marine Corps.
It's not an easy title to earn--Marine.
To all the Devil Dogs, Leathernecks, Jarheads, and Uncle Sam's Misguided Children out there--Semper Fi.
It's not an easy title to earn--Marine.
To all the Devil Dogs, Leathernecks, Jarheads, and Uncle Sam's Misguided Children out there--Semper Fi.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Today is the 250th birthday of the United States Marine Corps.
It's not an easy title to earn--Marine.
To all the Devil Dogs, Leathernecks, Jarheads, and Uncle Sam's Misguided Children out there--Semper Fi.
It's not an easy title to earn--Marine.
To all the Devil Dogs, Leathernecks, Jarheads, and Uncle Sam's Misguided Children out there--Semper Fi.
One of our best and brightest has passed.
He gave us art.
He gave to Earth.
He gave me great memories.
I'd like to imagine he's somewhere better, the Elysian Fields, just playing ping pong with Cool Hand Luke.
RIP Robert Redford. 1936-2025
He gave us art.
He gave to Earth.
He gave me great memories.
I'd like to imagine he's somewhere better, the Elysian Fields, just playing ping pong with Cool Hand Luke.
RIP Robert Redford. 1936-2025
September 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
One of our best and brightest has passed.
He gave us art.
He gave to Earth.
He gave me great memories.
I'd like to imagine he's somewhere better, the Elysian Fields, just playing ping pong with Cool Hand Luke.
RIP Robert Redford. 1936-2025
He gave us art.
He gave to Earth.
He gave me great memories.
I'd like to imagine he's somewhere better, the Elysian Fields, just playing ping pong with Cool Hand Luke.
RIP Robert Redford. 1936-2025
FFS Gavin. You start to hit your stride, take three giant leaps forward to the Oval Office. Then with this post, you take 5 steps backwards, step on your dick plus 8 rakes.
September 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
FFS Gavin. You start to hit your stride, take three giant leaps forward to the Oval Office. Then with this post, you take 5 steps backwards, step on your dick plus 8 rakes.
The other place James Woods will never set foot again; a movie set.
August 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The other place James Woods will never set foot again; a movie set.
"No more of those pants hanging low, beneath the beltline," says AG Pam Bondi.
"We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this." added Bondi.
"We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this." added Bondi.
August 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"No more of those pants hanging low, beneath the beltline," says AG Pam Bondi.
"We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this." added Bondi.
"We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this." added Bondi.
Bondi is daydreaming about napalm and D.C homeless.
Patel's aluminum foil undies are wedging up.
Judge Boxwine is giving Steve Bannon the side-eye to stay away from her stash.
Patel's aluminum foil undies are wedging up.
Judge Boxwine is giving Steve Bannon the side-eye to stay away from her stash.
August 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Bondi is daydreaming about napalm and D.C homeless.
Patel's aluminum foil undies are wedging up.
Judge Boxwine is giving Steve Bannon the side-eye to stay away from her stash.
Patel's aluminum foil undies are wedging up.
Judge Boxwine is giving Steve Bannon the side-eye to stay away from her stash.
This skirmish brings to mind an old battle between Lenny Bruce and Nancy Reagan.
Bruce quipped that Nancy was the best little blow job in Hollywood. Nancy retaliated by claiming Bruce was not circumcised, so he was not Jewish.
Bruce quipped that Nancy was the best little blow job in Hollywood. Nancy retaliated by claiming Bruce was not circumcised, so he was not Jewish.
August 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This skirmish brings to mind an old battle between Lenny Bruce and Nancy Reagan.
Bruce quipped that Nancy was the best little blow job in Hollywood. Nancy retaliated by claiming Bruce was not circumcised, so he was not Jewish.
Bruce quipped that Nancy was the best little blow job in Hollywood. Nancy retaliated by claiming Bruce was not circumcised, so he was not Jewish.
Absolutely, godamnright Stephen Miller's fingerprints are all over the militarization of D.C. Miller is the Czar of Cruelty. Meanness, subhuman acts and evil is his oxygen. And for those just trying to exist, survive the horrors of this reign of terror, Miller has you in his crosshairs.
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Absolutely, godamnright Stephen Miller's fingerprints are all over the militarization of D.C. Miller is the Czar of Cruelty. Meanness, subhuman acts and evil is his oxygen. And for those just trying to exist, survive the horrors of this reign of terror, Miller has you in his crosshairs.
That was the scariest press conference I have ever seen in my lifetime. A bone-chilling, raise your hackles reaction to a dying democracy. Project 2025 is in full operational mode.
August 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
That was the scariest press conference I have ever seen in my lifetime. A bone-chilling, raise your hackles reaction to a dying democracy. Project 2025 is in full operational mode.
The master debater marches into the children's section to own some young libs.
August 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The master debater marches into the children's section to own some young libs.
The Diddler on the Roof
Epstein, Epstein
Make me a match
Find me a find
catch me a catch
Maxwell, Maxwell
Look through your book
And make me a perfect match
Epstein, Epstein
Make me a match
Find me a find
catch me a catch
Maxwell, Maxwell
Look through your book
And make me a perfect match
August 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Diddler on the Roof
Epstein, Epstein
Make me a match
Find me a find
catch me a catch
Maxwell, Maxwell
Look through your book
And make me a perfect match
Epstein, Epstein
Make me a match
Find me a find
catch me a catch
Maxwell, Maxwell
Look through your book
And make me a perfect match
Steven Cheung, trump's comm director--he pens stupid, nasty, unfunny insults on TS--was arrested for reckless driving blocks from the WH.
Maybe it was rubber necking, or blubber necking, that caused the recklessness.
Maybe it was rubber necking, or blubber necking, that caused the recklessness.
August 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Steven Cheung, trump's comm director--he pens stupid, nasty, unfunny insults on TS--was arrested for reckless driving blocks from the WH.
Maybe it was rubber necking, or blubber necking, that caused the recklessness.
Maybe it was rubber necking, or blubber necking, that caused the recklessness.
The Leaning Tower of Piss asks the Hitler Youth Choir to sing that YMCA song.
August 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Leaning Tower of Piss asks the Hitler Youth Choir to sing that YMCA song.
Exactly five years to the day.
His last tweet did not age well.
Nor did he.
His last tweet did not age well.
Nor did he.
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Exactly five years to the day.
His last tweet did not age well.
Nor did he.
His last tweet did not age well.
Nor did he.
My limited edition Hulk Hogan action figure went way up in value.
July 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My limited edition Hulk Hogan action figure went way up in value.
I hoist my glass of Macallan to the one true Scotsman who penned this brilliant headline...
July 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I hoist my glass of Macallan to the one true Scotsman who penned this brilliant headline...
This is not my beautiful wife
This is not my beautiful house
How did i get here
This is not my beautiful house
How did i get here
July 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is not my beautiful wife
This is not my beautiful house
How did i get here
This is not my beautiful house
How did i get here
This steaming load of elephant shit, just gave me an asshole flashback of an asshole tossing paper towels to Puerto Rican hurricane survivors.
July 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This steaming load of elephant shit, just gave me an asshole flashback of an asshole tossing paper towels to Puerto Rican hurricane survivors.
Does your ketchup abstract expressions adorning many walls, count as drawings?
Also, fuck off you child rapist.
Also, fuck off you child rapist.
July 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Does your ketchup abstract expressions adorning many walls, count as drawings?
Also, fuck off you child rapist.
Also, fuck off you child rapist.
Your honor I object. Assumes facts not in evidence--a heart.
July 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Your honor I object. Assumes facts not in evidence--a heart.
It's like a Florida Man bought all the Liberace, Saddam's Palace, and Joe Exotic bling at a flea market in Dante's 8th circle of decor hell.
July 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It's like a Florida Man bought all the Liberace, Saddam's Palace, and Joe Exotic bling at a flea market in Dante's 8th circle of decor hell.
As the desperation and flop sweat grows, I can see trump reading this note...
"Donald is not a rapist. Thank you for your attention to this matter.'
--signed Epstein's Mother
"Donald is not a rapist. Thank you for your attention to this matter.'
--signed Epstein's Mother
July 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
As the desperation and flop sweat grows, I can see trump reading this note...
"Donald is not a rapist. Thank you for your attention to this matter.'
--signed Epstein's Mother
"Donald is not a rapist. Thank you for your attention to this matter.'
--signed Epstein's Mother