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listen your honor my pleasure is innocent until *proven* guilty
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
listen your honor my pleasure is innocent until *proven* guilty
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Britain has been multicultural for the last 2000 years. That's why we have the Roman alphabet, a Middle East religion, Arabic numerals, a Syrian patron saint, an aristocracy with French ancestry and a German royal family.
August 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Britain has been multicultural for the last 2000 years. That's why we have the Roman alphabet, a Middle East religion, Arabic numerals, a Syrian patron saint, an aristocracy with French ancestry and a German royal family.
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This is wildly inspirational. I honestly find today’s writers are … completely boring and anesthetized. It’s not just that we’re flattening culture and writing, but people’s personalities too.
August 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is wildly inspirational. I honestly find today’s writers are … completely boring and anesthetized. It’s not just that we’re flattening culture and writing, but people’s personalities too.
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Doing some anti-tourism by photographing the shit bits of Edinburgh. Don't come. It's a fucking awful place.
August 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Doing some anti-tourism by photographing the shit bits of Edinburgh. Don't come. It's a fucking awful place.
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New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
June 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
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I did a thing. Spyscape & Spygames London is now open (and I’m ready for some time off)
June 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I did a thing. Spyscape & Spygames London is now open (and I’m ready for some time off)
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"BABY GHOST!" shouted my toddler from under a blanket, easily outdoing Hemmingway by a full four words.
May 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"BABY GHOST!" shouted my toddler from under a blanket, easily outdoing Hemmingway by a full four words.
I really should stop taking the piss out of scam messages
May 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I really should stop taking the piss out of scam messages
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I'm not sure who I am, but it's great to be here.
January 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I'm not sure who I am, but it's great to be here.
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Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
December 29, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
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Camden. Some mush drives last with Last Christmas on full blast. It’s a Whamageddon massacre
December 11, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Camden. Some mush drives last with Last Christmas on full blast. It’s a Whamageddon massacre
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Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.
Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.
Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.
December 8, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.
Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.
Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.
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Dictators: Prevent the news from being able to show heavy-handed visual metaphors of your regime being toppled by making your statue out of a big Weeble
December 8, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Dictators: Prevent the news from being able to show heavy-handed visual metaphors of your regime being toppled by making your statue out of a big Weeble
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Well, there’s a story.
December 5, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Well, there’s a story.
The replies… 😂🤦♂️
More men need to tell us they've never been a fan of The Beatles. It shows an independence of thought but also profound intellectual insight; a refusal to run with the herd. I especially like to see it in response to someone expressing their love of the group. It's outspoken, contrary and brave.
December 2, 2024 at 2:51 AM
The replies… 😂🤦♂️
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Machiner, St Hilda’s Church
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November 25, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Machiner, St Hilda’s Church
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In 2025 we need to normalise the stop and search of police…
November 23, 2024 at 7:31 AM
In 2025 we need to normalise the stop and search of police…