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Elainey
@elaineymae.bsky.social
boring bisexual bitch
too woke to function
Imagine if Bernie won the 2016 election.
March 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Everyone getting excited about huge Democrat rallies 6 months too late & 3 years before there might be another election
a woman wearing a mask is riding a stuffed horse in front of a sign that says no on it
ALT: a woman wearing a mask is riding a stuffed horse in front of a sign that says no on it
media.tenor.com
March 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Not an introvert or an extrovert but a secret third thing where I draw my energy from listening to the same song a thousand times in a row until it means absolutely nothing to me anymore and I hate myself for it
February 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
why isn’t anybody doing fucking ANYTHING
February 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS
Hakeem Jeffries refuses to call for Eric Adams' resignation, instead calling on Adams to show "that he has the capacity to continue to govern in the best interest of New Yorkers"
February 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
February 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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This is the best rant I’ve ever done. I don’t think I will ever top it:

youtube.com/shorts/DoE6R...
The answer to everything #hopecore
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
youtube.com
February 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Knowledge is power…
February 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger.

Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.
February 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
some weird things going on with Apple Maps depending on how zoomed in you are….
February 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I would love to not be sick anymore 😭
February 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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It’s hilarious watching people who had no issue with published Reylo fan fic suddenly draw the line at published Dramoine fan fic, because Draco was a “wizard nazi.”

Um, I hate to break it to you.
a man in a hooded cloak is screaming with the words * cackle * written below him
Alt: Emperor Palpatine cackling.
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Jacob Wrestling the Angel, Italian School, 17th century, 📸 by @Photography514
February 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
great googily moogily
February 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941
February 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I think I've hit upon a major reason I love Saquon Barkley so much and it's that not only does he embody pure excellence -- just Plato's form of athleticism, with all the creativity and play included in that -- BUT ALSO there's a complete absence of toxic masculinity.
February 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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trying to view positive content
February 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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DID YOU KNOW?

New Orleans, Louisiana is called the “Big Easy” for how easily the Philadelphia Eagles dismantled the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX on February 9, 2025.
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.
February 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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It's cruel that I have to "do work" in order to "make a living" after the Eagles won the Super Bowl instead of just watching highlights for the rest of my life.
February 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
PHILADELPHIA—With a hush falling over the city as millions choose to stay indoors and focus on taking deep, slow breaths, Philadelphia residents have been enjoying a quiet week of Super Bowl victory r...
theonion.com
February 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bread and circus
Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."
February 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM