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I had no idea that Peanut Tillman was an FBI agent. Can you imagine robbing a bank, getting 3/4 of the way away, and Peanut Tillman punches the burlap sack with a giant dollar sign on it out from under your arm?
Former Bears cornerback Charles “Peanut” Tillman decided to leave the FBI in part because he didn’t believe in the agency’s role in enforcing immigration.
Former Bears CB Charles Tillman: I left FBI because I didn't agree with its role in immigration
He told “The Pivot” podcast in an episode this week that he left after eight years because of his conscience.
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September 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I had no idea that Peanut Tillman was an FBI agent. Can you imagine robbing a bank, getting 3/4 of the way away, and Peanut Tillman punches the burlap sack with a giant dollar sign on it out from under your arm?
Finally, some respectable baseball at Coors Field
August 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Finally, some respectable baseball at Coors Field
From Chris Robinson to Edward Coristine, a clear trend is emerging. Are we heading into the first "Balls Out" summer? MY COLUMN:
June 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
From Chris Robinson to Edward Coristine, a clear trend is emerging. Are we heading into the first "Balls Out" summer? MY COLUMN:
Guy who has only ever voted, unknowingly, for sons for Colonel Aureliano Buendía: Getting a lot of Magical Realism vibes from this mayoral candidate...
June 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Guy who has only ever voted, unknowingly, for sons for Colonel Aureliano Buendía: Getting a lot of Magical Realism vibes from this mayoral candidate...
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It pains me to my core to say it but the Weenie 500 was a choreographed sham
May 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It pains me to my core to say it but the Weenie 500 was a choreographed sham
America needs more hazelnut and chocolate combo flavored things. It's a Ferrero monopoly, and I'm desperate for some innovation.
May 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
America needs more hazelnut and chocolate combo flavored things. It's a Ferrero monopoly, and I'm desperate for some innovation.
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the pope's first speech is a passionate condemnation of matt eberflus's late game clock management
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the pope's first speech is a passionate condemnation of matt eberflus's late game clock management
Elon, you've lost *another* Starship?
March 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Elon, you've lost *another* Starship?
Happy Shamrock Shake season to the woman who told me "Oh honey, you must be thinking of Starbucks" when I ordered one at a McDonald's in New Orleans 10 years ago.
March 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Happy Shamrock Shake season to the woman who told me "Oh honey, you must be thinking of Starbucks" when I ordered one at a McDonald's in New Orleans 10 years ago.
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We need house divided flags for subjects beyond sports. You should be able to buy a flag that's half Gilmore Girls, half meatball sub
February 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We need house divided flags for subjects beyond sports. You should be able to buy a flag that's half Gilmore Girls, half meatball sub
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An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
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Please tell me the hill that you will die on, so that I can transport you there immediately
February 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Please tell me the hill that you will die on, so that I can transport you there immediately
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i am learning that the broader basketball community's awareness of a bad no call on a goaltend in the round of 32 of the ncaa tournament game from 2017 is not particularly high right now
February 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i am learning that the broader basketball community's awareness of a bad no call on a goaltend in the round of 32 of the ncaa tournament game from 2017 is not particularly high right now
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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They can never make me hate bowl season
December 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
They can never make me hate bowl season
Chappell Roan's "Red Wine Supernova" and Oasis' "Champagne Supernova" implies the existence of a yet-to-be-released 3rd pop banger, the easy drinking "Rosé Supernova"
December 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Chappell Roan's "Red Wine Supernova" and Oasis' "Champagne Supernova" implies the existence of a yet-to-be-released 3rd pop banger, the easy drinking "Rosé Supernova"
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the feeling of welsh-ryan going from a glorified home exhibition for illinois and indiana fans to a genuine pain-in-the ass for them is one of the most satisfying sports developments of my life, my one regret is that it is in a fancy renovated arena and not in a dilapidated hell hole
December 7, 2024 at 4:27 AM
the feeling of welsh-ryan going from a glorified home exhibition for illinois and indiana fans to a genuine pain-in-the ass for them is one of the most satisfying sports developments of my life, my one regret is that it is in a fancy renovated arena and not in a dilapidated hell hole
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Logging on to see how the bears lost
November 28, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Logging on to see how the bears lost
Leftist Echo Chamber would be a great name for a grunge band
November 22, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Leftist Echo Chamber would be a great name for a grunge band
Do British people imagine non voice acted video game characters with a British accent? Does George Stardew Valley sound like Winston Churchill? Is Mayor Lewis posh???
November 22, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Do British people imagine non voice acted video game characters with a British accent? Does George Stardew Valley sound like Winston Churchill? Is Mayor Lewis posh???
I'm so used to Not Tweeting, it's going to take a minute to warm up ol' posting muscles.
November 17, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I'm so used to Not Tweeting, it's going to take a minute to warm up ol' posting muscles.
And the Cubs didn't even win this time
November 6, 2024 at 4:47 PM
And the Cubs didn't even win this time
I just donated $50 to Pizza to the Polls to help keep Democracy Delicious this year - you should too! #democracyisdelicious polls.pizza/donate
November 6, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I just donated $50 to Pizza to the Polls to help keep Democracy Delicious this year - you should too! #democracyisdelicious polls.pizza/donate