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Does someone else take his place after it's licked all the way?
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Does someone else take his place after it's licked all the way?
Candyland gangster wearing a Ring Pop that everyone has to kneel down and lick.
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Candyland gangster wearing a Ring Pop that everyone has to kneel down and lick.
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Counterpoint: the misunderstanding would make your social life sound more interesting from the outside
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Counterpoint: the misunderstanding would make your social life sound more interesting from the outside
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Editing Wikipedia to credit you for the term right now.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Editing Wikipedia to credit you for the term right now.
Note to self: remember that younger generations have corrupted the phrase "hook up" and try to avoid that terminology when making plans to meet up with people later.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Note to self: remember that younger generations have corrupted the phrase "hook up" and try to avoid that terminology when making plans to meet up with people later.
Marina Abramović revives her most famous performance art piece but now that it’s 2025 she keeps getting distracted by her phone. The Artist Is Barely Present.
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Marina Abramović revives her most famous performance art piece but now that it’s 2025 she keeps getting distracted by her phone. The Artist Is Barely Present.
I told the family chat I was going to a Friendsgiving dinner tonight and I guess my mom had never heard the term before because she was very tickled by it and thought I made it up. “How do you come up with this stuff??”
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I told the family chat I was going to a Friendsgiving dinner tonight and I guess my mom had never heard the term before because she was very tickled by it and thought I made it up. “How do you come up with this stuff??”
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sheboygan wisconsin has been destroyed by godzilla
October 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
sheboygan wisconsin has been destroyed by godzilla
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garlic cloves
🤝
muscle relaxers
Me using double or even triple what the so-called experts tell me to use.
🤝
muscle relaxers
Me using double or even triple what the so-called experts tell me to use.
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
garlic cloves
🤝
muscle relaxers
Me using double or even triple what the so-called experts tell me to use.
🤝
muscle relaxers
Me using double or even triple what the so-called experts tell me to use.
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If you’re going to the convention this weekend, don’t steal other people’s games. Come on.
Steal their money, then use that to buy games.
Steal their money, then use that to buy games.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you’re going to the convention this weekend, don’t steal other people’s games. Come on.
Steal their money, then use that to buy games.
Steal their money, then use that to buy games.
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Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:
Mamdani is one of the most famous politicians in America right now, it's no surprise that Trump is so smitten. There's only one thing that Trump has ever been consistent about it, and it's fawning over famous people who are nice to him.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Mamdani is one of the most famous politicians in America right now, it's no surprise that Trump is so smitten. There's only one thing that Trump has ever been consistent about it, and it's fawning over famous people who are nice to him.
Unlocked the other 90% of my brain and all it did was make it easier for me to identify the names of character actors in movies.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Unlocked the other 90% of my brain and all it did was make it easier for me to identify the names of character actors in movies.
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Anyone who follows more people that me is a grifter and a bot, anyone who follows fewer people than me isn’t trying hard enough to engage on this platform.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Anyone who follows more people that me is a grifter and a bot, anyone who follows fewer people than me isn’t trying hard enough to engage on this platform.
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Overheard at the office:
Student Worker (19): Eize knows more memes and bands and stuff than anyone I know. He’s like a college kid, it’s crazy.
Art Director (25): Don’t worry, he’s still old as hell. One time I called him after 9 PM and he answered all freaked out like I’d been in a car wreck…
Student Worker (19): Eize knows more memes and bands and stuff than anyone I know. He’s like a college kid, it’s crazy.
Art Director (25): Don’t worry, he’s still old as hell. One time I called him after 9 PM and he answered all freaked out like I’d been in a car wreck…
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Overheard at the office:
Student Worker (19): Eize knows more memes and bands and stuff than anyone I know. He’s like a college kid, it’s crazy.
Art Director (25): Don’t worry, he’s still old as hell. One time I called him after 9 PM and he answered all freaked out like I’d been in a car wreck…
Student Worker (19): Eize knows more memes and bands and stuff than anyone I know. He’s like a college kid, it’s crazy.
Art Director (25): Don’t worry, he’s still old as hell. One time I called him after 9 PM and he answered all freaked out like I’d been in a car wreck…
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I'm old enough the remember when it was "damn the man, save the Empire!"
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm old enough the remember when it was "damn the man, save the Empire!"
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I like to imagine this was audio transcribed as you lay on the floor drooling.
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I like to imagine this was audio transcribed as you lay on the floor drooling.
Release the “Fuck the Empire” cut!
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Release the “Fuck the Empire” cut!
If you’re going to the convention this weekend, don’t steal other people’s games. Come on.
Steal their money, then use that to buy games.
Steal their money, then use that to buy games.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you’re going to the convention this weekend, don’t steal other people’s games. Come on.
Steal their money, then use that to buy games.
Steal their money, then use that to buy games.
garlic cloves
🤝
muscle relaxers
Me using double or even triple what the so-called experts tell me to use.
🤝
muscle relaxers
Me using double or even triple what the so-called experts tell me to use.
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
garlic cloves
🤝
muscle relaxers
Me using double or even triple what the so-called experts tell me to use.
🤝
muscle relaxers
Me using double or even triple what the so-called experts tell me to use.
Reposted by Eize Basa
makes you think. if we like Elphaba, was it ethical to melt her? Dorothy will have fewer friends when this gets out
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
makes you think. if we like Elphaba, was it ethical to melt her? Dorothy will have fewer friends when this gets out
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I'm waiting for the Alan Dean Foster novelisation.
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm waiting for the Alan Dean Foster novelisation.
I hope everyone enjoys the sequel to a movie based on a musical based on a book based on a movie based on a book!
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I hope everyone enjoys the sequel to a movie based on a musical based on a book based on a movie based on a book!
“The Democrats aren’t 100% aligned with my political beliefs in every way so why should I give them my vote? Both parties are just puppets of corporate interests so no matter who you vote for the end result will be exactly the same.”
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“The Democrats aren’t 100% aligned with my political beliefs in every way so why should I give them my vote? Both parties are just puppets of corporate interests so no matter who you vote for the end result will be exactly the same.”