Put me on a slow movin'
Parliamentary hackin' bandwagon
You could put me little ass in the grave
Everytime you want it I'll be live, bring a date
I mean computer when it's over press save
So you can be the President
(you can be the president)
I'd rather be the Pope
(rather be the pope)
Parliamentary hackin' bandwagon
You could put me little ass in the grave
Everytime you want it I'll be live, bring a date
I mean computer when it's over press save
So you can be the President
(you can be the president)
I'd rather be the Pope
(rather be the pope)
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Put me on a slow movin'
Parliamentary hackin' bandwagon
You could put me little ass in the grave
Everytime you want it I'll be live, bring a date
I mean computer when it's over press save
So you can be the President
(you can be the president)
I'd rather be the Pope
(rather be the pope)
Parliamentary hackin' bandwagon
You could put me little ass in the grave
Everytime you want it I'll be live, bring a date
I mean computer when it's over press save
So you can be the President
(you can be the president)
I'd rather be the Pope
(rather be the pope)
Update from my 21yo niece
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Update from my 21yo niece
“The Democrats aren’t 100% aligned with my political beliefs in every way so why should I give them my vote? Both parties are just puppets of corporate interests so no matter who you vote for the end result will be exactly the same.”
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“The Democrats aren’t 100% aligned with my political beliefs in every way so why should I give them my vote? Both parties are just puppets of corporate interests so no matter who you vote for the end result will be exactly the same.”
Just kidding, I don't touch game components with my bare hands.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Just kidding, I don't touch game components with my bare hands.
🎶 Just you and I defying cavities... 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
🎶 Just you and I defying cavities... 🎶
they’re a 10 but they have rabies, wyd
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
they’re a 10 but they have rabies, wyd
"Gal pals?" Oh, you mean...
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Gal pals?" Oh, you mean...
When you come home from a long day at the office, you feel like one of Francis Bacon's screaming pope paintings. This is why working is known as "bringing home the Bacon."
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When you come home from a long day at the office, you feel like one of Francis Bacon's screaming pope paintings. This is why working is known as "bringing home the Bacon."
just found out i'm gonna be interviewed for a book, how cool is that
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
just found out i'm gonna be interviewed for a book, how cool is that
COUPLE AT TARGET: These board games look fun, but they have so many! I don’t even know where to begin…
ME (not a Target employee, three aisles away):
ME (not a Target employee, three aisles away):
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
COUPLE AT TARGET: These board games look fun, but they have so many! I don’t even know where to begin…
ME (not a Target employee, three aisles away):
ME (not a Target employee, three aisles away):
This 1988 commercial for Japanese fashion house Reknown is exactly the energy I want to bring into this week. Unmute!
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This 1988 commercial for Japanese fashion house Reknown is exactly the energy I want to bring into this week. Unmute!
The users of site in like three days, tops…
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The users of site in like three days, tops…
There are few pleasures as intoxicating as correcting someone’s grammar, but it’s unwise to perform it on anyone you want to have a good opinion of you. Thank God, then, for siblings. They already know what a petty little gremlin you are.
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
There are few pleasures as intoxicating as correcting someone’s grammar, but it’s unwise to perform it on anyone you want to have a good opinion of you. Thank God, then, for siblings. They already know what a petty little gremlin you are.
This is where I post from.
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This is where I post from.
"You ready for winter?"
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"You ready for winter?"
