Ed Blakeley
@edblakeley.bsky.social
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm a man of wealth and taste…
I'm a man of wealth and taste…
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Ed Blakeley
@edblakeley.bsky.social
· Nov 16
If you die at work they will clock you out before they call 911.
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I just watched my sister in law eat tacos with ketchup and wash it down with a glass of milk.
I’m done.
I, for one, am going to embrace the end times.
I’m done.
I, for one, am going to embrace the end times.
July 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I just watched my sister in law eat tacos with ketchup and wash it down with a glass of milk.
I’m done.
I, for one, am going to embrace the end times.
I’m done.
I, for one, am going to embrace the end times.
I just shit so big I had to check if I was two people.
July 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I just shit so big I had to check if I was two people.
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“WHO WANTS TO SCREAM AND FUCK?!?!?!?”
-cicadas
-cicadas
July 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“WHO WANTS TO SCREAM AND FUCK?!?!?!?”
-cicadas
-cicadas
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Being kind of a big deal is exhausting
June 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Being kind of a big deal is exhausting
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All this civil unrest better not fuck up Toyota-Thon.
June 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
All this civil unrest better not fuck up Toyota-Thon.
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Easiest way to declare a state of emergency is to create the emergency.
June 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Easiest way to declare a state of emergency is to create the emergency.
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I hate in shows where they say shit like “oh, I’ve got desert for you at home 😉”
If I got home and dessert was sex and not cake, I’d be fucking irate.
If I got home and dessert was sex and not cake, I’d be fucking irate.
May 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I hate in shows where they say shit like “oh, I’ve got desert for you at home 😉”
If I got home and dessert was sex and not cake, I’d be fucking irate.
If I got home and dessert was sex and not cake, I’d be fucking irate.
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My Barbie Dream House would have a craft room AND a sex dungeon.
May 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My Barbie Dream House would have a craft room AND a sex dungeon.
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Got called a sad sack of shit today, which has inspired me to work extra hard in therapy to be a happy sack of shit.
May 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Got called a sad sack of shit today, which has inspired me to work extra hard in therapy to be a happy sack of shit.
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I made a banana bread so perfect that Paul Hollywood would not only shake my hand, he’d also go down on me.
May 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I made a banana bread so perfect that Paul Hollywood would not only shake my hand, he’d also go down on me.
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It’s only 8:25 in the morning and I’ve already said “I bet Gary Busey going down on you would probably feel like face fucking a horse”.
May 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It’s only 8:25 in the morning and I’ve already said “I bet Gary Busey going down on you would probably feel like face fucking a horse”.
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He leaves the flavor savor on.
May 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He leaves the flavor savor on.
Horses are just a conspiracy by Big Ivermectin to sell more Covid medicine to MAGA…
April 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Horses are just a conspiracy by Big Ivermectin to sell more Covid medicine to MAGA…
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These are terrible times for people who hate stupidity
March 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
These are terrible times for people who hate stupidity
I don’t need a sub woofer for my stereo. It’s not like I’m going to be pulling up to a party blasting “hook” by blues traveler and impress anyone.
March 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I don’t need a sub woofer for my stereo. It’s not like I’m going to be pulling up to a party blasting “hook” by blues traveler and impress anyone.
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I got pit tickets to see The Lumineers.
I say pit loosely.
The most hectic it can possibly be is someone handing me a homemade marmalade on a cracker that I don’t like.
I say pit loosely.
The most hectic it can possibly be is someone handing me a homemade marmalade on a cracker that I don’t like.
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I got pit tickets to see The Lumineers.
I say pit loosely.
The most hectic it can possibly be is someone handing me a homemade marmalade on a cracker that I don’t like.
I say pit loosely.
The most hectic it can possibly be is someone handing me a homemade marmalade on a cracker that I don’t like.
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I’m not ready for summer.
It’s not like I can walk around naked just holding my titties up to get air.
It’s not like I can walk around naked just holding my titties up to get air.
March 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m not ready for summer.
It’s not like I can walk around naked just holding my titties up to get air.
It’s not like I can walk around naked just holding my titties up to get air.