Cooper Smith
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Cool it with the shrimp, pal
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Speed’s on Cinemax
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Speed’s on Cinemax
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When I am president, we will have a Department of Inconsequential Research that will answer questions like “what percentage of roast beef consumption in the U.S takes place at Arby’s?”
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
When I am president, we will have a Department of Inconsequential Research that will answer questions like “what percentage of roast beef consumption in the U.S takes place at Arby’s?”
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New Virginia meme dropped.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
New Virginia meme dropped.
Bo Nix against the Raiders’ “pass rush” https://youtu.be/UJeH5nUrPss?si=3Xg82NI6fjbIz6_g
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Bo Nix against the Raiders’ “pass rush” https://youtu.be/UJeH5nUrPss?si=3Xg82NI6fjbIz6_g
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Every guy that did the Riyadh comedy festival: I personally thought everyone was gonna show up on a magic carpet and chop me in half but it turns out that they wear shirts
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Every guy that did the Riyadh comedy festival: I personally thought everyone was gonna show up on a magic carpet and chop me in half but it turns out that they wear shirts
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@cjzero.bsky.social please tell me you caught the audio of the Cowboys last turnover, with Cardinals players yelling “Javonte so ass” over and over
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social please tell me you caught the audio of the Cowboys last turnover, with Cardinals players yelling “Javonte so ass” over and over
Did NBC also acquire morning re-runs of Charmed when they got the NBA package?
October 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Did NBC also acquire morning re-runs of Charmed when they got the NBA package?
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That insanity goes down officially as a grounded into double play, making it the only batted ball hit over 350 feet for a GIDP in the pitch tracking era (reg. + postseason).
Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play.
Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play.
October 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That insanity goes down officially as a grounded into double play, making it the only batted ball hit over 350 feet for a GIDP in the pitch tracking era (reg. + postseason).
Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play.
Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play.
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bandon bippo has really been making a name for himself lately. you may not know the name mappy marvin, but before long manperson krogerpublix jerseys will be flying off the shelves
After Michael Busch homers for the Cubs, Karl Ravech calls him "Matthew Busch," then corrects Eduardo Perez for calling him "Matthew Boyd."
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
bandon bippo has really been making a name for himself lately. you may not know the name mappy marvin, but before long manperson krogerpublix jerseys will be flying off the shelves
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cris collinsworth called the 4th quarter of that game like he was watching Monster Jam and that was absolutely the right choice
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
cris collinsworth called the 4th quarter of that game like he was watching Monster Jam and that was absolutely the right choice
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Speed’s on HBO Zone
July 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Speed’s on HBO Zone
Kyle Schwarber was super appreciative for the simple trade with the fan who caught his 300th HR ball
Kyle Schwarber was super appreciative for the simple trade with the fan who caught his 300th HR ball
Kyle Schwarber was super appreciative for the simple trade with the fan who caught his 300th HR ball
It was actually refreshing to see a fan not ask for much in return.
bit.ly
May 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Kyle Schwarber was super appreciative for the simple trade with the fan who caught his 300th HR ball
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Really lookin’ forward to the weekend, you guys.
January 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Really lookin’ forward to the weekend, you guys.
My biggest conspiracy theory is that ESPN & TNT have been piping artificial shoe-squeak noises into their NBA broadcasts ever since the Pandemic Bubble
May 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My biggest conspiracy theory is that ESPN & TNT have been piping artificial shoe-squeak noises into their NBA broadcasts ever since the Pandemic Bubble
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THREAD OF DONRUSS DIAMOND KINGS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE GOING THROUGH IT:
Ivan Calderon looks like he’s watching someone struggle on the grill at the cookout.
Ivan Calderon looks like he’s watching someone struggle on the grill at the cookout.
May 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
THREAD OF DONRUSS DIAMOND KINGS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE GOING THROUGH IT:
Ivan Calderon looks like he’s watching someone struggle on the grill at the cookout.
Ivan Calderon looks like he’s watching someone struggle on the grill at the cookout.
Friends, the basketball is good right now
April 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Friends, the basketball is good right now
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These are trying times. Make sure to listen to Vernon Davis saying “yams… sweet potato yams” in a calming voice at least 10 times per day
Just posting this so I can embed this in a future blog. Yams. Sweet Potato Yams.
April 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
These are trying times. Make sure to listen to Vernon Davis saying “yams… sweet potato yams” in a calming voice at least 10 times per day
@edsbs.bsky.social this calls for reposting The Ball Is Tipped for the people.
April 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social this calls for reposting The Ball Is Tipped for the people.
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Sorry but a Mike Alstott cereal should have lean meat in it
Alstott's A-Train Express (2000-2001): In what may be the first and only time a fullback had their own promotional food, then-Buccaneers fan favorite Mike "A-Train" Alstott received a promotional cereal, frosted corn flakes. Anyone walking around the Tampa area in that cap today?
April 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sorry but a Mike Alstott cereal should have lean meat in it
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"Computer, generate Rap Star Luc Longley with seasonal affective disorder"
Man what the fuck did we do lmao look at this shit
February 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Computer, generate Rap Star Luc Longley with seasonal affective disorder"
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59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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"I was driving, I was coming out of Wendy's. I got a 4 for 4. Shoutout to Wendy's."
This Eagles fan left out no details in his interview about Friday's plane crash in Philadelphia.
This Eagles fan left out no details in his interview about Friday's plane crash in Philadelphia.
February 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"I was driving, I was coming out of Wendy's. I got a 4 for 4. Shoutout to Wendy's."
This Eagles fan left out no details in his interview about Friday's plane crash in Philadelphia.
This Eagles fan left out no details in his interview about Friday's plane crash in Philadelphia.