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ur fav preconceived notion 🥰
i love my wife more than anything !!!!
THIS IS THE LAST 24 HOURS OF BEING IN A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP!!!! MY WIFE GETS HERE TOMORROW AND WE MOVE IN !!!!!!!! FUCK THE DISTANCE!!!!’ WE DID IT
July 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
watching the dykiest episode of family feud tonight 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
June 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
June 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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They rely heavily on the uneducated and misinformed, leaving the majority paying attention to facts to paralyze in panic. It’s a gd shame how unprepared the Democratic Party has been revealed.
June 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i am going to freak out on someone so hard today
May 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i really need to kick someone’s ass tomorrow. anyone free?
May 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Why are mostly white millennials still so obsessed with Harry Potter? Pokémon is just arguably better
April 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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nice try, uterus

*takes edible*
April 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Is somebody gonna match my freak
April 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
if you eat too many gas x can you get promoted to gas y ?
April 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
can i throw my mom’s fuck ass boss under the bus for causing my taxes to be late this year? idk what i’m doing and if the (gay derogatory) IRS is coming for me (gay) it’s not my fault. my mom’s boss is a fuck ass bitch who doesn’t give a shit about anyone else’s time but her own
April 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
about to freak out
April 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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While all you morons were putting cash into your 401ks, I spent my adulthood investing in magic beans. They all laughed at me, but look where we are now. In the post-apocalyptic Hellscape, the one who controls the beans is queen.
April 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Going to Easter just to sit at the brunch table and say “well I’m glad you all voted for the economy instead of me and my girlfriends rights”
April 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Every time an executive order happens I spend an hour on Duolingo learning Mandarin Chinese
March 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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i hope you’re doing well. despite literally everything
April 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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hi sharks, i’m asking for grocery money
April 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY!!!! IF FUCKWADS WANT TRANS FOLK GONE THEY GOTTA GET THROUGH ME FIRST
April 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
they should invent a makeup store that doesn’t overstimulate the shit out of its custies
March 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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good morning
March 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
March 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM