Cowboy Andy (not a real cowboy)
earthenbiscuit.bsky.social
Cowboy Andy (not a real cowboy)
@earthenbiscuit.bsky.social
Oh my glob, glad to be here! Good to see you, friendos
Ha ha ha, I surprised myself giving someone a left handed finger pistol during my walk this morning. She didn't know what to do with it
August 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Stockton Rush knew that Oceangate was going to fail, and he couldn't live with backing down. Shades of Donald Crowhurst. Crowhurst destroyed his family but didn't take anyone with him
www.cbsnews.com/news/oceanga...
Titan submersible owner OceanGate used "intimidation tactics" to avoid scrutiny before implosion, U.S. Coast Guard says
The U.S. Coast Guard issued its final report on the deadly 2023 incident, which killed five people aboard OceanGate's Titan submersible when it imploded on an expedition to see the wreckage of the Tit...
www.cbsnews.com
August 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
@doctoroctothorpe.bsky.social
We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day 🥹
July 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Inject this in my veins plz. The video is embedded, so you don't even need an Instagram account to enjoy the video
consequence.net/2025/05/punk...
Man Wearing Nazi T-Shirt Gets a Beatdown from Fans at Punk Rock Bowling Fest
"Get out of our scene," one festival attendee shouted at the man.
consequence.net
May 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Haven't seen this for a few years! Click if you want to see Steve Guttenberg derping it up in the streets of New York
youtu.be/gcw6GN7Kfv0?...
Can't Stop the Music - Opening
YouTube video by Gotta Love the Gute
youtu.be
May 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My fascinator for Derby Day
May 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Today's animal distraction from The Horrors:

The thing that drives beavers to build dams is a burning genetic hatred for the sound of running water.
a beaver is standing on its hind legs with its mouth open
Alt: A beaver walking on its webbed feet through an open building to the camera, its mouth open, its paws held close to its chest.
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
When was the last time you cracked open a dictionary? Been a while for me too. I'm reading The Grapes Of Wrath right now. Had to look up "anlage."
March 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hanging in a very nice upscale coffee place. Hats off to the guy two tables over clipping his nails 🤢
December 31, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Resisted the temptation to tell the Salvation Army bell ringer to eat a dick.
December 4, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Watching The Falcon And The Soldier with the kitten. She's enjoying all the kicky punchy
November 27, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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it’s giving me life
I was already excited to click on a news story about Rudy Giuliani having a meltdown in court today and YELLING at the judge. But nothing prepared me for the courtroom sketch
November 26, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I urged my sister to do her car shopping before the new regime. Now I'm cracking myself up thinking of all the trumpers are trying to buy theirF-250s and Escalades and Rams post tariffs
November 26, 2024 at 8:19 PM
LECTRIC BLANKET TIME
November 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
🚨🚨🚨🚨
EMERGENCY KITTEN
Please partake as needed
Here's about 30 seconds of my cat Nyx purring when she was a tiny kitten for anyone who might need it
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
November 7, 2024 at 12:26 AM
So many people want a bully on their side
November 6, 2024 at 8:52 PM
This always makes me smile... A triumphant moment from Our Flag Means Death
youtu.be/gREeJ7AuLEE?...
Our Flag Means Death 02x08 – A fight with the British
YouTube video by springleaf
youtu.be
November 6, 2024 at 8:46 PM
We have two cats again, which is a great number of cats to have. Balance has been restored to the EarthenBiscuit household! 😻😻
November 5, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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between this and “weird” I really think Tim Walz has more of a finger on the pulse of what people want in a Trump response than just about anyone else and I wish they’d unleashed him a bit more
And he’s right
November 5, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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what
September 11, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Doug Emhoff is such a wife guy. Tim Walz, also a wife guy. Joe Biden's a wife guy. Obama's a wife guy. Democrats are the party of men who actually like their wives.
Okay, guys, we need to get together on this. If Kamala wins, Doug Emhoff will not just be the first First Gentlemen.

He will be THE FIRST MENSCH.
August 21, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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It’s just shy of a month since Biden dropped out. I could imagine exactly zero parts of what’s occurring in this video/convention a month ago. Would not have ever guessed I’d be watching it, it would often be awesome & I’d be pumped up & with you all on the noticeably famous platform bluesky 💫💙
Lmaoooo nooooo this is amazing
August 21, 2024 at 1:28 AM