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Delicately cultivating a perfect mix of hatred and love in my beautiful heart.
Lefties will wish death on cops or landlords but cry when you mock dipshit racist hicks in West Virginia who starve after they vote to cut their own SNAP benefits.

These people voted for mass death and suffering, I don’t feel bad when their own family gets caught in the cross fire.
July 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
They ended woke and America fell

The constitution is full of pronouns
April 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Bold for Nancy Mace to fearmonger about trans women in bathrooms when she actually looks like a man in a wig
March 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Kill. Me. Now.
Hakeem Jeffries unveils his nickname for Donald Trump.

[drumroll]

"Captain Chaos"
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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It is shameful that RAINN, representing sexually abused people, erased trans people because they are scared of Trump.

To any org censoring themselves: you cannot jettison trans to save yourself. Yes, if you don't, other groups may suffer, and you might too.

But we are all in this together.
February 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Wait till Phoenix Children’s hears about this
Incredible news!

The Trump administration's under 19 trans care ban has been BLOCKED in federal court via a bench temporary restraining order.

The administration CANNOT withhold funds from hospitals providing trans youth care.

ACLU statement here:
February 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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what if we started calling physical retail locations brick and morties
February 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Phoenix Children’s Hospital, to the best of my knowledge, is the only provider of trans healthcare for youth in AZ.

Despite making no public statement, it seems as of today they are NOT complying to Trumps illegal EO threat.

This is huge for the trans kids of AZ. Other hospitals must follow suit
January 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
January 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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On day one Trump's EO said we were harmful to kids. On day two, it said we were dishonorable and disloyal. On day three, it said we were unAmerican.

Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries.

We are not going anywhere.

Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.
January 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The mask is off with these fucking fascists.

Trump is calling trans military members dishonorable liars, is shutting down gov't funded programs to try to root out trans people, and red states across the country are following suit.

There's barely any pretense to their hateful policy anymore.
January 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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“this is a distraction” i think it’s time to consider that the right is just THAT comically evil
January 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Guys I’m begging you to think for a second. Trump isn’t doing anything evil or illegal with his attempted spending freeze. He just believes really hard in “impoundment” maybe you’d do as he does, if you too believed in impoudment
January 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Well of course they want to take school lunches away from inner city kids and send them to work….straight up heartless monster shit….this guy probably never steps foot outside his gated community
January 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I’m still not over the fact that Tim Walz went viral for calling Republicans ‘weird,’ put Trump and Vance on the defensive, then got picked as Harris’s running mate because of it, and then… he was immediately silenced, disappeared, and Dems stopped calling the GOP ‘weird.’
January 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Gotta say it’s wild that every time Democrats win an election Republicans form an unbreakable bloc on every issue they prioritize but when Republicans win, Democrats go “oh yeah, mass deport, f the queers, defense of democracy what?”

It’s a frustrating feature of American politics.
December 12, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Every comedian has at some point thought about killing a person, or committing a terrorist attack, as a shortcut to fame.

But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.
December 10, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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i wasn’t able to get evidence of this since it’s dark but i saw a car with ‘hawk tuah 2024’, ‘trump 2024’, ‘2 in the pink 1 in the stink’ and a ‘catturd’ sticker. i wish i was fucking joking
December 7, 2024 at 3:13 AM
This is great prove old Twitter is here
December 4, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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People say "The best thing since sliced bread" because before slicing it was invented, you had to swallow a loaf whole and you could see it going down your throat sideways while your eyes watered and you banged your fist on the table.
December 4, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!
December 4, 2024 at 12:42 AM
as a fan from day 1, I am so proud! I do worry this is short lived….
Hey y'all!

There will be no Erin In The Morning tomorrow. Instead, I was given a press pass for my coverage of the anti-trans laws across the US.

I'll be ditching my computer for a pencil and pen, and I'll be ready to report for all of you.

Thank you so much for trusting me to do this for you.
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 AM
I know… can’t even get through the slop
im gonna say it. i really don't think pvp civ is anywhere near the league of parkour civ 1
December 3, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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