Max Perelman
@eanasir.bsky.social
Neurologist, Phillies fan, honest copper merchant
The worst to ever do it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The worst to ever do it.
@merkley.senate.gov Words are nice, but until Schumer is gone it’s all meaningless.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
@merkley.senate.gov Words are nice, but until Schumer is gone it’s all meaningless.
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Know this, @schumer.senate.gov — if you cave, we will not rest until you are primaried and wrested from your seat. When kids on SNAP aren’t being fed, we’re even more hungry for justice. New York has shown you the people’s power just days ago. You *could* join with us, still, and do the right thing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Know this, @schumer.senate.gov — if you cave, we will not rest until you are primaried and wrested from your seat. When kids on SNAP aren’t being fed, we’re even more hungry for justice. New York has shown you the people’s power just days ago. You *could* join with us, still, and do the right thing.
Maxey / Edgecombe '28
October 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Maxey / Edgecombe '28
Happy trails, Brian Snitker.
October 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Happy trails, Brian Snitker.
If Dems don't want to speed-run the Whig party's 1850s experience this year they're going to need to find a way to boot Schumer (and probably a few more) "pour encourager les autres."
March 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If Dems don't want to speed-run the Whig party's 1850s experience this year they're going to need to find a way to boot Schumer (and probably a few more) "pour encourager les autres."
Now would be a good time for Nancy Pelosi to engineer the defenestration of another past-his-sell-by Dem.
March 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Now would be a good time for Nancy Pelosi to engineer the defenestration of another past-his-sell-by Dem.
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If voicemails are full, you can also email these staffers in Schumer's office:
mike_lynch [at] schumer [dot] senate [dot] gov
meghan_taira [at] schumer [dot] senate [dot] gov
mike_lynch [at] schumer [dot] senate [dot] gov
meghan_taira [at] schumer [dot] senate [dot] gov
March 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If voicemails are full, you can also email these staffers in Schumer's office:
mike_lynch [at] schumer [dot] senate [dot] gov
meghan_taira [at] schumer [dot] senate [dot] gov
mike_lynch [at] schumer [dot] senate [dot] gov
meghan_taira [at] schumer [dot] senate [dot] gov
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Schumer’s gotta go, man. Put the New York machine guys in timeout for a decade or two while we save the country from the trash they can’t figure out how to dispose of
NEW. Despite Schumer privately counseling Sen. Dems not to fight - looks like Sen. Dems want to have a fight.
Good on the caucus pushing back against their feckless leader. They need to insist that there can be no blank checks for Musk/Trump in any funding bill. www.axios.com/2025/03/12/s...
Good on the caucus pushing back against their feckless leader. They need to insist that there can be no blank checks for Musk/Trump in any funding bill. www.axios.com/2025/03/12/s...
March 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Schumer’s gotta go, man. Put the New York machine guys in timeout for a decade or two while we save the country from the trash they can’t figure out how to dispose of
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I don't think you can look at what is brewing in Washington right now and just assume that the US will still be a functioning geopolitical actor this time next year
February 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don't think you can look at what is brewing in Washington right now and just assume that the US will still be a functioning geopolitical actor this time next year
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“we have the barricade going up and down broad street” [defeated] “we lost all the barricades”
February 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“we have the barricade going up and down broad street” [defeated] “we lost all the barricades”
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The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
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THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
I know it was edited after the fact, but reading along month-by-month as the ground shifts beneath Shirer's feet is jarringly familiar. The little creeps and weirdos that a few pages later become Obergruppenführer. The asides about how the French and English would never give in on the Sudeten...
February 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I know it was edited after the fact, but reading along month-by-month as the ground shifts beneath Shirer's feet is jarringly familiar. The little creeps and weirdos that a few pages later become Obergruppenführer. The asides about how the French and English would never give in on the Sudeten...
How far are we from an “all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour” moment?
youtu.be/ukr3Y3unFhg
youtu.be/ukr3Y3unFhg
Underwear Must Be Worn On The Outside
YouTube video by John Hawkins
youtu.be
February 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
How far are we from an “all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour” moment?
youtu.be/ukr3Y3unFhg
youtu.be/ukr3Y3unFhg
Kinda hard to expect Susan Collins to work up the gumption to oppose RFK or Tulsi when she knows full well that Elon owns her banking history. (And per WIRED’s latest reporting, probably has the ability to stop her paycheck.)
February 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Kinda hard to expect Susan Collins to work up the gumption to oppose RFK or Tulsi when she knows full well that Elon owns her banking history. (And per WIRED’s latest reporting, probably has the ability to stop her paycheck.)
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A guy with his mind fried by ketamine and a 24/7/365 diet of Nazi shitposts is inside the federal government’s general payments system canceling whatever he personally decides looks like fraud while taking legal advice from his own busted AI chatbot, that’s the status report?
February 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A guy with his mind fried by ketamine and a 24/7/365 diet of Nazi shitposts is inside the federal government’s general payments system canceling whatever he personally decides looks like fraud while taking legal advice from his own busted AI chatbot, that’s the status report?
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When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
Huge fan of Charlie Stross. One of my favorite science fiction authors.
Can't say I'm enjoying living inside one of his novels, though.
Can't say I'm enjoying living inside one of his novels, though.
February 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Huge fan of Charlie Stross. One of my favorite science fiction authors.
Can't say I'm enjoying living inside one of his novels, though.
Can't say I'm enjoying living inside one of his novels, though.
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reading the news
February 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
reading the news
We as a (rapidly collapsing) society have got to get much more familiar with the Afrikaner accent, and how stupid it sounds. (I personally recommend The Great South African Bake Off.)
February 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We as a (rapidly collapsing) society have got to get much more familiar with the Afrikaner accent, and how stupid it sounds. (I personally recommend The Great South African Bake Off.)
The absolute last thing that Democrats need right now is a cautious, measured institutionalist. Chuck Schumer has been a perfectly cromulent public servant but he is 100% not up to the task of minority leader in 2025.
February 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The absolute last thing that Democrats need right now is a cautious, measured institutionalist. Chuck Schumer has been a perfectly cromulent public servant but he is 100% not up to the task of minority leader in 2025.
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Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...
Musk's Junta Establishes Him as Head of Government
Imagining how we'd cover overseas what's happening to the U.S. right now
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...