what do you mean 'normal tools'?

I bet people in the 1950s were like "Larry what kinda bullshit is that I don't see a Harold or a Frances in this whole kindergarten"

#gis #cartography #gischat

Americas starter Pokémon

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

12 hours into the appendectomy the surgeon sobbed as he pulled the 75th appendix out of the clown. There was no end in sight.

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

I can't take my dog to the pond because the ducks keep attacking him.

That's what I get for having a pure bread dog.

"At Close of Day" 1941 by Maxfield Parrish

Absolutely spellbinding, I had to share

fridays on bluesky

I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware:

- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania

- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir

- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post

Updated periodic table with origin of elements in the Solar System (for boron and lithium at least)

ive never once purchased my haters assets at bankruptcy auction but it’s gotta hit like crack

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