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Methyl (Co)Cain
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MIGHT BE susceptible to propaganda of some sorts
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January 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
When the function got Hennessy 😂
December 16, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Homeboy stopped the wrong lady

(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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ME: why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

MY DOCTORS [to my family]: he's awake and speaking, but there may be some neurological damage
December 8, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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stupid fucking witch turned my son into a pear and now all he does is stare at me like this
December 5, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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South Korea, worlds first incel coup
December 3, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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DOCTOR: you have a tumor

MARIO: i havea two more what
December 2, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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killing my enemies isnt enough i need to deteriorate their molecular form
December 2, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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wishing all gooners a very fappy cranksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 5:59 PM