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🚫No Dm's Please! Fluent in English, Sarcasm, and Profanity!! Fallible Human Being with feet of clay.
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We all believe in improving efficiency, and a team genuinely focused on that could do a world of good.

But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The Epstein files are sinking Trump’s presidency — and MAGA’s internal Civil War is erupting.

Also: 2 National Guard members shot in Washington, DC. Pete Hegseth’s deranged attacks on Sen. Mark Kelly, and the wild MAGA bot operation.

Live on my YouTube at 6pm ET.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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It is not normal for a U.S. envoy to coach the Kremlin on how to influence an American president, especially in a way that undercuts Ukrainian and American national interests. As I told @NPR's Morning Edition.
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Occupy Democrats

BREAKING: Trump’s State Department just declared abortion, DEI, and LGBTQ+ rights “human rights violations” — and the world is stunned.

In a jaw-dropping escalation of the Trump administration’s war on basic freedoms, the State Department has quietly rewritten the definition
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Updates from FBI, Kash Patel indicate that both National Guardsmen status is listed as being in critical condition.
Gov. Morrissey walks back his earlier statement, now says there are conflicting reports about the condition of the two West Virginia Guard members shot in DC
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Fuck.

Both Guard members shot near the White House have died.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Facts are like poison to anyone associated with the Old Criminal in the White House.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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NEWS: White House Alarm Grows as Democrats Surge in Tennessee and ICE Detains Leavitt Family Member
open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
NEWS: White House Alarm Grows as Democrats Surge in Tennessee and ICE Detains Leavitt Family Member
White House alarm grows a Democrats surge in Tennessee. ICE detains Karoline Leavitt's family member. Republicans call for Steve Witkoff's firing over call with Russian aide.
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Holy extortion Batman!

“Northwestern and White House are close on a deal to end Trump admin's months long pressure campaign. Under potential terms, Northwestern would pay fed govt $75,000,000, second highest for a university.” | NY Times.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Anti-ICE units launched as pastor slams Trump's "extreme crusade"
Bishop William J. Barber II has blessed and deployed "Liberty Vans" to monitor and respond to ICE and Border Patrol actions.
www.newsweek.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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The Magneto helmet is supposed to keep Professor X from reading his mind but let’s be real he bought the helmet and made up an excuse
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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When Trump insults women’s looks, don't buy into it by assessing the women's looks. After Trump called a reporter “Piggy,” some folks posted her photo. DON’T! Who cares what she looks like? Today, Trump called another reporter “ugly.” The issue isn't her. It's the ugliness in Trump's broken brain.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Are we North Korea or Russia? I’m confused.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 6h
Georgia prosecutor drops charges in case against Trump and allies over their efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election https://cnn.it/4psHRtO
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Works for me, now remove hegseth and the others.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
Bill Pulte and Ed Martin's shitposting legal strategy
It's backfired so spectacularly that now *they're* the ones being investigated.
www.publicnotice.co
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Thanksgiving turkeys are for snuggling, not stuffing at The Gentle Barn

At The Gentle Barn, this flock of turkeys isn't going to end up on your plate, but they might cuddle up in your lap. The animal rescue farm in Tennessee offers animal-based therapy sessions with horses, cows, sheep, goats and
Thanksgiving turkeys are for snuggling, not stuffing at The Gentle Barn
At The Gentle Barn, this flock of turkeys isn't going to end up on your plate, but they might cuddle up in your lap. The animal rescue farm in Tennessee offers animal-based therapy sessions with horses, cows, sheep, goats and, well, why not turkeys, too? (AP video/Kristin M. Hall) #turkey #thanksgiving #animals Subscribe: http://smarturl.it/AssociatedPress Read more: https://apnews.com​ This video may be available for archive licensing via https://newsroom.ap.org/home
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November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Id like to see a proof of life photo with today’s Miami herald please, because we know PeDonOld lies all the time.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Your dose of cuteness 🐱🐱😍😍

Good morning everyone!
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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His militia needs their guns…

youtube.com/shorts/00hUA...
NEWS: Trump establishes office to protect the Second Amendment
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM