dylnjohnson.bsky.social
@dylnjohnson.bsky.social
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January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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😝
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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incredible. just incredible. 🥹

what an unbelievable job renée slegers has done!
Wow wow wow. Incredible.
May 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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SSTIIIIIIINNNNNAAAAAAAA
May 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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crying laughing throwing up
April 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Restoration Hardware was doing an earnings call when the tariffs hit and I have never related harder to a CEO www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
April 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Detain him with plainclothes masked men, send him to a Louisiana jail and don’t tell his lawyers where he is or you’re not serious about stopping shit.
March 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Think of your favorite person - whom you can't live without, who deserves only good things, is always proud of you/there for you. Each of the 400 people we helped Israel murder yesterday was that to someone. If they were a number, it was 1 of 1. Hold that thought. It's all that's left of your soul.
Palestinian journalist Abubaker Abed reports live from the Gaza Strip, where "the corpses of people are now piled up at the morgues, at the hospitals" after Israel's abrupt resumption of attacks on Palestinian civilians.
March 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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i hate that this match has such an effect on the trajectory of my week but damn if this doesn't kick it off in the best way possible lmao.
February 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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You could put every drug into my body right now and they wouldn't hit like this.

I'M FLOATINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! ☄️
February 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Release the bastard so I can celebrate all our goals 👍
February 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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do you know how bad you have to be as president to make the Luka to Lakers thing the 2nd dumbest trade related news of the last 24hrs
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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i don't know what any of the deepseek stuff means in the long term but i know it's making people i dislike upset and yeah sure i'll take the endorphin hit equivalent of a mcdouble any day of the week
January 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Looking forward to waves of (more) gaslighting about that red card now, because nobody can take their fucking blinkers off and realise that referees and PGMOL are ruining the game for everybody.

We're not even ready for what the next 48 hours will hold.
January 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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leandro trossard gotta be getting daily affirmations from anne hathaway
January 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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what the fuck
Seeing Chip Carter's beautiful eulogy is reminding me of a fancy-people thing that I never learned until well into adulthood.

Chip is a nickname for a guy named after his dad.
Skip is a nickname for a guy named after his grandfather.
Trip is a nickname for a guy named after his dad AND grandfather.
January 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Only the bottom four have lost more games than Tottenham and Manchester United this season. Goodnight x
December 30, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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You stupid assholes.

laist.com/news/health/...
December 23, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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JESUSSSSSSS!
Gabi Jesus
December 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Incredible clip of Thiel, seemingly realizing in real time, that the digital domestic terrorism machine he and other tech oligarchs built to undermine democracy might not be only pointed at women and children anymore. A true leopards are eating my face moment.
Piers Morgan asked Antichrist Peter Thiel what he would say to people who celebrated Luigi Mangione — who was a fan of Peter Thiel & Elon Musk — for murdering an insurance CEO.

If someone can find a worse answer to any question, I’d love to see it. This is excruciating.
December 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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incredible string of words
December 9, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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fuck it’s LITERALLY the joke from spongebob
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 PM