Dylan Zwick
@dylanzwick.bsky.social
Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. Everyone will be unimpressed.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. Everyone will be unimpressed.
That's the role she knows?!? Inconceivable!
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
That's the role she knows?!? Inconceivable!
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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
October 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
Slings and Arrows
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.
What’s the best show outside of that group?
What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Slings and Arrows
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while."
-Tom Lehrer
Let's all say something nasty to a friend today.
-Tom Lehrer
Let's all say something nasty to a friend today.
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while."
-Tom Lehrer
Let's all say something nasty to a friend today.
-Tom Lehrer
Let's all say something nasty to a friend today.
I hardly ever see movies in the theater anymore (hard with a two year old), but I heard such good things about Sinners that we found a sitter and my wife and I went. Glad we did.
Thank you @chanda.bsky.social and many others on Bluesky for the recommendation.
Thank you @chanda.bsky.social and many others on Bluesky for the recommendation.
May 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I hardly ever see movies in the theater anymore (hard with a two year old), but I heard such good things about Sinners that we found a sitter and my wife and I went. Glad we did.
Thank you @chanda.bsky.social and many others on Bluesky for the recommendation.
Thank you @chanda.bsky.social and many others on Bluesky for the recommendation.
What happens in conclave stays in conclave.
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What happens in conclave stays in conclave.
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Mike Waltz has left the chat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mike Waltz has left the chat.
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I struggle these days whenever someone asks me for my political affiliation. But if you really force me, I’d describe myself as a “Dropbox Independent." I'm full up and can't accept any new information, and I inform you of that every couple days, at inconvenient times.
April 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I struggle these days whenever someone asks me for my political affiliation. But if you really force me, I’d describe myself as a “Dropbox Independent." I'm full up and can't accept any new information, and I inform you of that every couple days, at inconvenient times.
How I arrived on BlueSky
April 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
How I arrived on BlueSky
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While I like the particular outcome here, and I have no opinion on the decision (maybe the relevant law is just dumb, and it's not for the courts to correct) but that the governor can do this is ridiculous.
NEW: By a 4–3 vote, the Wisconsin Supreme Court upholds Gov. Tony Evers' creative "veto" transforming a two-year school funding increase into a 400-year funding increase. Evers crossed out words, numbers, and hyphens to rewrite the law—legally, it turns out. www.wicourts.gov/sc/opinion/D...
April 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
While I like the particular outcome here, and I have no opinion on the decision (maybe the relevant law is just dumb, and it's not for the courts to correct) but that the governor can do this is ridiculous.
Kewl
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Kewl
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WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
April 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
If there's one thing Hillary Clinton knows, it's that you shouldn't take Wisconsin for granted.
Hi, BlueSky. It's Hillary.
I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.
I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.
April 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
If there's one thing Hillary Clinton knows, it's that you shouldn't take Wisconsin for granted.
Not surprised. You don't get that many publications without beating quite a few postdocs.
The 66-year-old woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor of medicine with 16,000 citations on Google Scholar
Goals
Goals
March 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Not surprised. You don't get that many publications without beating quite a few postdocs.
Sad to hear this.
I never considered voting for her, but if more Republicans were like Mia Love, it would be a much better party.
The world is now worse off without her voice.
I never considered voting for her, but if more Republicans were like Mia Love, it would be a much better party.
The world is now worse off without her voice.
BREAKING NEWS: Former Utah Congresswoman Mia Love has died, her family posted on X. She had been battling a form of brain cancer. #utpol
March 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sad to hear this.
I never considered voting for her, but if more Republicans were like Mia Love, it would be a much better party.
The world is now worse off without her voice.
I never considered voting for her, but if more Republicans were like Mia Love, it would be a much better party.
The world is now worse off without her voice.
Slings and Arrows
February 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Slings and Arrows
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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
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I said that “tankies” are people who want to fuck thomas the tank engine
December 9, 2023 at 2:24 AM
I said that “tankies” are people who want to fuck thomas the tank engine
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believe in yourself
December 8, 2023 at 3:52 AM
believe in yourself
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Godzilla Twitter Kong
Okay so how in the heck do you pronounce "Godzilla X Kong"
December 4, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Godzilla Twitter Kong
I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIMES GONE BY...
December 2, 2023 at 9:14 AM
I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIMES GONE BY...
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