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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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it’s easier to kill regular millennials, but you get better loot killing elder millennials
June 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
it’s easier to kill regular millennials, but you get better loot killing elder millennials
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you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf
June 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf
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ok but imagine Jackie Chan fighting all the members of the polycule in and around this thing
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
May 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ok but imagine Jackie Chan fighting all the members of the polycule in and around this thing
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
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voters just want to be taken seriously and treated like adults
April 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
voters just want to be taken seriously and treated like adults
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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get their asses JB. fuck them up
in New Hampshire, JB Pritzker hits the "simpering timidity" of many Dems:
“Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"
“Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"
April 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
get their asses JB. fuck them up
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The good news is that the constitution provides ways for Congress and the Judiciary to reign in a power-hungry president. The bad news is those people are all scared of him.
April 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The good news is that the constitution provides ways for Congress and the Judiciary to reign in a power-hungry president. The bad news is those people are all scared of him.
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(waking up in a Jigsaw trap that is going to cut my eyes out but i'm very aloof and have limited special reasoning) Never shoulda smoked on that shit now I'm in Squidward house Lmfao
April 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
(waking up in a Jigsaw trap that is going to cut my eyes out but i'm very aloof and have limited special reasoning) Never shoulda smoked on that shit now I'm in Squidward house Lmfao
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fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
April 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
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The strongest act of resistance the Democrats could do at the State of the Union would be to sit through the whole speech but sometimes frown and shake their heads 💪
March 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The strongest act of resistance the Democrats could do at the State of the Union would be to sit through the whole speech but sometimes frown and shake their heads 💪
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We found the real one!
February 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
We found the real one!
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If you're having a rough day this is sure to cheer you up
February 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you're having a rough day this is sure to cheer you up