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Dylan Garner
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RVA. Support public schools and nerdy sports discourse.
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i think one thing to remember about the republicans trump picked to lead his government is that most of them are below replacement level as politicians
MAGAZINER: Will you thank Mr Brown for his service to our country?

NOEM: Thank you Mr Brown

M: Now what explanation can there be for locking up his wife for months when she has committed no crime other than writing a couple bad checks for $80

NOEM: It's not my job to pick which laws get enforced
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Puka Nacua with the catch of the year:
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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UCLA tried a blind pitch fake FG and it worked about as well as you'd expect
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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A man Trump pardoned for storming the Capitol has arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Yet another example of Christmas creep: they've started using eggnog-scented tear gas and it isn't even November yet
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Sweet merciful lawd Freddie Freeman finally ends it in 6:39 and 18 innings
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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"Unbelievable stuff from Will Klein!"
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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The Dodgers won the entire 1963 World Series in eight hours and 17 minutes.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Ohtani home run ties it
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I don’t believe in uniforms for children, they should express themselves, but we need a dress code for behind home plate
October 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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For those who don't know, Monday October 27 will be a "sports equinox" with games from the four major American team sports all on the same day.
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.
October 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Look at this shit 👽
October 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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nba is so back
October 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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finally not being presented in 720p (not a joke)
Why does the NBA just look better on NBC?
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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also, what an image. the president demolishing a portion of a humble people’s house to make room for his royalist monstrosity
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Well played, Pat Mahomes
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Welcome back, Rashee Rice
October 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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The average mind cannot comprehend the insane athleticism of a 5’11 330 pound Samoan
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Los Angeles came out in droves. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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David Byrne out in Philly today ahead of this 3rd night at The Met
October 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM