dwayne
@dwayne-dwayne.bsky.social
🏳️🌈📍California
Software dev obsessed with brat, pop culture, and general nerdy things 💚
Software dev obsessed with brat, pop culture, and general nerdy things 💚
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a taylor swift album so bad it got me revisiting brat
October 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
a taylor swift album so bad it got me revisiting brat
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v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚
Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to!
Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇
Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to!
Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇
September 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚
Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to!
Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇
Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to!
Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
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6am: i’m so tired
9am: i’m so tired
12pm: i’m going to change my life after work. this is it
5pm: i’m so tired
9am: i’m so tired
12pm: i’m going to change my life after work. this is it
5pm: i’m so tired
March 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
6am: i’m so tired
9am: i’m so tired
12pm: i’m going to change my life after work. this is it
5pm: i’m so tired
9am: i’m so tired
12pm: i’m going to change my life after work. this is it
5pm: i’m so tired
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It Only Tuesday
theonion.com/it-only...
theonion.com/it-only...
February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It Only Tuesday
theonion.com/it-only...
theonion.com/it-only...
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“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.”
— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.”
— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all
January 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
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I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
I’m a Charli xcx fan i guess
December 5, 2024 at 4:20 AM
I’m a Charli xcx fan i guess
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ME: (fumbling through order) Hola! Un…cafe latte…sin…azúcar, por favor?
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
December 3, 2024 at 3:15 PM
ME: (fumbling through order) Hola! Un…cafe latte…sin…azúcar, por favor?
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
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can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
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Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
November 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
I need to move to NYC 😭
November 19, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I need to move to NYC 😭
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“For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album BRAT, but don’t worry if you don’t… there is nothing wrong with being straight.”
— Charli xcx on SNL.
— Charli xcx on SNL.
November 17, 2024 at 5:10 AM
“For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album BRAT, but don’t worry if you don’t… there is nothing wrong with being straight.”
— Charli xcx on SNL.
— Charli xcx on SNL.
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Charli xcx for her upcoming appearance on SNL.
November 13, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Charli xcx for her upcoming appearance on SNL.
Yes! Exactly! - wait I-
“yOu NeEd tO gRoW oUt Of GaMiNg”
Listen…
I don’t drink
I don’t smoke
I BARELY do cocaine
Pretty sure I could do plenty of worse things with my time and money than playing video games
Listen…
I don’t drink
I don’t smoke
I BARELY do cocaine
Pretty sure I could do plenty of worse things with my time and money than playing video games
November 12, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Yes! Exactly! - wait I-
So when’s the best time to buy those fun advent calendars? I feel like if I were to get some now I wouldn’t be able to wait until December to start opening them
November 12, 2024 at 4:20 PM
So when’s the best time to buy those fun advent calendars? I feel like if I were to get some now I wouldn’t be able to wait until December to start opening them
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I’m gonna try making some Baja Blast chicken
November 10, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I’m gonna try making some Baja Blast chicken