DustinYourEyes
@dustinyoureyes.bsky.social
32. He/him, demi. Thinker, tinker, shitposter, punsmith, science gremlin. Enabler of interesting content. I push buttons 'til the buttons push back.
Title of a song that doesn't exist (but I wish it did):
FISTFIGHT LULLABY
FISTFIGHT LULLABY
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Title of a song that doesn't exist (but I wish it did):
FISTFIGHT LULLABY
FISTFIGHT LULLABY
I WANT MY TIRESOME DAGGER OF HEALING!
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I WANT MY TIRESOME DAGGER OF HEALING!
Fun Fact: To 'ascertain' information is to make yourself 'as-certain' as possible about the validity of said information.
a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him
Alt: a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fun Fact: To 'ascertain' information is to make yourself 'as-certain' as possible about the validity of said information.
Silent Protagonist Social Club
Never speaking, but conversation in spades.
You love to see it.
Never speaking, but conversation in spades.
You love to see it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Silent Protagonist Social Club
Never speaking, but conversation in spades.
You love to see it.
Never speaking, but conversation in spades.
You love to see it.
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Working on my Next Horror Game.
Wanted something unsettling in a quiet way.
Mixed the Eyes of Sibiu with Panopticon prison design and let it grow from there.
Wanted something unsettling in a quiet way.
Mixed the Eyes of Sibiu with Panopticon prison design and let it grow from there.
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Working on my Next Horror Game.
Wanted something unsettling in a quiet way.
Mixed the Eyes of Sibiu with Panopticon prison design and let it grow from there.
Wanted something unsettling in a quiet way.
Mixed the Eyes of Sibiu with Panopticon prison design and let it grow from there.
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Whipped out the ol' Pixelmator to bring you this masterpiece
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Whipped out the ol' Pixelmator to bring you this masterpiece
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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SUCCESSFULLY TOASTER OVENED.
BOX WORDS ARE BULLSHIT.
INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOLLOWED.
TRAILS ARE BLAZED.
BOX WORDS ARE BULLSHIT.
INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOLLOWED.
TRAILS ARE BLAZED.
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
SUCCESSFULLY TOASTER OVENED.
BOX WORDS ARE BULLSHIT.
INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOLLOWED.
TRAILS ARE BLAZED.
BOX WORDS ARE BULLSHIT.
INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOLLOWED.
TRAILS ARE BLAZED.
"NOT RECOMMENDED FOR TOASTER OVENS"?
Well, MY FOOT is not recommended for YOUR ASS either, Bremer brand Frozen Shepherd's Pie, but I guess two things are getting shoved where they're not supposed to go tonight!
(I'm really freakin' hangry right now, is it that obvious?)
Well, MY FOOT is not recommended for YOUR ASS either, Bremer brand Frozen Shepherd's Pie, but I guess two things are getting shoved where they're not supposed to go tonight!
(I'm really freakin' hangry right now, is it that obvious?)
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"NOT RECOMMENDED FOR TOASTER OVENS"?
Well, MY FOOT is not recommended for YOUR ASS either, Bremer brand Frozen Shepherd's Pie, but I guess two things are getting shoved where they're not supposed to go tonight!
(I'm really freakin' hangry right now, is it that obvious?)
Well, MY FOOT is not recommended for YOUR ASS either, Bremer brand Frozen Shepherd's Pie, but I guess two things are getting shoved where they're not supposed to go tonight!
(I'm really freakin' hangry right now, is it that obvious?)
2012-to-2016-era Bro Country called and it wants its chord progression back.
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
2012-to-2016-era Bro Country called and it wants its chord progression back.
Soon, brothers and sisters.
The revQuilution is coming...
The revQuilution is coming...
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Soon, brothers and sisters.
The revQuilution is coming...
The revQuilution is coming...
Unwelcome Zombie of Capitalism sounds like a TTRPG miniboss that I would NEVER want to roll Initiative against.
…I thought loot boxes got killed a while back why have they returned like an unwelcome zombie of capitalism
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Unwelcome Zombie of Capitalism sounds like a TTRPG miniboss that I would NEVER want to roll Initiative against.
I'm Locke Smith, I'm a locksmith, and I was hired to stress-test the security systems.
Sure, safecracking is part of my repertoire, but usually it's to get INTO vaults, not OUT of them.
Do any of you have some water?
I'm feeling criminally dehydrated, ah damn, poor choice of words.
Sure, safecracking is part of my repertoire, but usually it's to get INTO vaults, not OUT of them.
Do any of you have some water?
I'm feeling criminally dehydrated, ah damn, poor choice of words.
You get caught in a bank vault
Invent an identity - and a reason for being there - in 3, 2, 1, GO! 💰🪙🚓
Invent an identity - and a reason for being there - in 3, 2, 1, GO! 💰🪙🚓
a man in a black jacket stands in front of a gold vault
Alt: a man in a black jacket stands in front of a gold vault, twisting the large lock wheel
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I'm Locke Smith, I'm a locksmith, and I was hired to stress-test the security systems.
Sure, safecracking is part of my repertoire, but usually it's to get INTO vaults, not OUT of them.
Do any of you have some water?
I'm feeling criminally dehydrated, ah damn, poor choice of words.
Sure, safecracking is part of my repertoire, but usually it's to get INTO vaults, not OUT of them.
Do any of you have some water?
I'm feeling criminally dehydrated, ah damn, poor choice of words.
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This little princess (admiringly)
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This little princess (admiringly)
This Just In: Polar Vortex Once Again Being a Dick
Updates at 11:00.
Updates at 11:00.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This Just In: Polar Vortex Once Again Being a Dick
Updates at 11:00.
Updates at 11:00.
PAID RANDOM ITEMS
is a perfect anagram of
RAD DOPAMINE STIM
and a perfect anagram of
MAD PREDATIONISM
Do with this cursed knowledge as you wish.
kotaku.com/fortnite-loo...
is a perfect anagram of
RAD DOPAMINE STIM
and a perfect anagram of
MAD PREDATIONISM
Do with this cursed knowledge as you wish.
kotaku.com/fortnite-loo...
Fortnite Opens The Loot Box Flood Gates In Race With Roblox
The controversial microtransactions are being called 'paid random items'
kotaku.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
PAID RANDOM ITEMS
is a perfect anagram of
RAD DOPAMINE STIM
and a perfect anagram of
MAD PREDATIONISM
Do with this cursed knowledge as you wish.
kotaku.com/fortnite-loo...
is a perfect anagram of
RAD DOPAMINE STIM
and a perfect anagram of
MAD PREDATIONISM
Do with this cursed knowledge as you wish.
kotaku.com/fortnite-loo...
Hot Take: Amelia Bedelia is an SCP.
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hot Take: Amelia Bedelia is an SCP.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
"My Darling Little Cat" by @thewrongstation.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"My Darling Little Cat" by @thewrongstation.bsky.social
ABSOLOTUS CINEMA
I've lost all meaning of 'world premiere' because of this devstream
#warframe #warframefanart #tennocreate
#warframe #warframefanart #tennocreate
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
ABSOLOTUS CINEMA
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🚨 THE BUNLITH ANIME IS REAL 🚨
🎉Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS 🐇🐇
📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!)
📈 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR SEASON 1 launching at the same time!!!
SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH: youtube.com/@b0tster
🎉Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS 🐇🐇
📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!)
📈 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR SEASON 1 launching at the same time!!!
SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH: youtube.com/@b0tster
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🚨 THE BUNLITH ANIME IS REAL 🚨
🎉Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS 🐇🐇
📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!)
📈 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR SEASON 1 launching at the same time!!!
SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH: youtube.com/@b0tster
🎉Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS 🐇🐇
📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!)
📈 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR SEASON 1 launching at the same time!!!
SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH: youtube.com/@b0tster
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Q-UP is coming November 5!
You can still get the demo until the game launches.
store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...
Universal Paperclip spiritual Zachtronics incremental esport pvp sequel single player game (online)
You can still get the demo until the game launches.
store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...
Universal Paperclip spiritual Zachtronics incremental esport pvp sequel single player game (online)
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Q-UP is coming November 5!
You can still get the demo until the game launches.
store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...
Universal Paperclip spiritual Zachtronics incremental esport pvp sequel single player game (online)
You can still get the demo until the game launches.
store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...
Universal Paperclip spiritual Zachtronics incremental esport pvp sequel single player game (online)
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The Blue Jays won't even let the Mariners have the longest postseason game of the year. They've taken everything from us.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The Blue Jays won't even let the Mariners have the longest postseason game of the year. They've taken everything from us.