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MatthewBoomBatthew III, Esq.
@mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Do not ask for whom the cookie crumbles; it crumbles for thee.

He/him from ‘198X.
Swift/js/php/etc.
EN/NL.
I made CalStats for mac/iOS
gizcrunk.com, leobite.nl
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What’s wrong babe? You hardly toucha your spaghet
This show’s pretty good y’all.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I hate xAI for a number of reasons, but one of them is that not I can’t use the word ‘Grok’ anymore. I really liked using that word to mean ‘parse’ sometimes and now I just can’t anymore.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
When is a good time to hard-launch something?
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
En Buma voor het CDA. Wauw, ik kan gewoon mijn oude burgermeester Buma meems van zolder halen!
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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March 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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What’s wrong babe? You hardly toucha your spaghet
August 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
can't wait to HARD LAUNCH the thing i've (soft-launched) this past week. i want that clout.
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Ah yes, the two genders
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Bought this off-brand 'gAmEbOi' from a local pharmacy for ten buck to satiate my inner child and gonna see what it does.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
...It was DNS. God dammit.
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
...It was DNS. FML.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ik zag net een advertentie van Spa voor een grote water… doos? Met een kraantje er aan. Een waterkraan! Uit een doos! In Nederland, waar we overal gratis waterkranen hebben!
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
When do you think a soft-launch should turn into a hard launch?

(Wrong answers only)
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Contemplating posting a lot more than usually to get onto that labeler
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Goodness, I love replacing plugins that my clients used with my own bespoke integrated code. My website creations are *artisanal*, I will have you know.
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Links begon de verkiezingscampagne van 2025 verdeeld en onzeker over haar eigen stem, en dat werd duidelijk zichtbaar in de uitslag.

Lees op onze vernieuwde website⤵️
jacobin.nl/links-behaal...
Links behaalde het slechtste verkiezingsresultaat ooit. Dit is waarom. – Jacobin
In binnen- en buitenland werd opgelucht ademgehaald toen D66 als winnaar uit de stembus kwam. Toch is er nog alle reden tot zorg. Linkse partijen in Nederland behaalden het slechtste resultaat ooit en...
jacobin.nl
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
In het midden van de winter vond ik, binnenin
mijzelf, een onoverwinnelijke zomer. En dat stemt mij gelukkig. Want het betekent dat, hoe hard de wereld ook tegen mij aan duwt er, in mij, iets sterkers is—dat terug duwt.
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Soft-launching a relatively popular (Dutch) website this morning, which took me the better part of the last year to develop. It’s all looking relatively stable, which is nice. Cant wait for it to be confirmed 100% working so I can celebrate lol.
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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species that give good hugs
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you liked Knives Out you will absolutely *love* Poker Face. It’s great TV and I am having a ball watching this show.
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM