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MatthewBoomBatthew III, Esq.
@mattieboombattie.bsky.social
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Do not ask for whom the cookie crumbles; it crumbles for thee.

He/him from ‘198X.
Swift/js/php/etc.
EN/NL.
I made CalStats for mac/iOS
gizcrunk.com, leobite.nl
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MatthewBoomBatthew III, Esq. @mattieboombattie.bsky.social · Aug 19
What’s wrong babe? You hardly toucha your spaghet
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
This show’s pretty good y’all.
Friendly neighbor hivemind zombies (in TMNT logo style)
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
I hate xAI for a number of reasons, but one of them is that not I can’t use the word ‘Grok’ anymore. I really liked using that word to mean ‘parse’ sometimes and now I just can’t anymore.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
When is a good time to hard-launch something?
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
En Buma voor het CDA. Wauw, ik kan gewoon mijn oude burgermeester Buma meems van zolder halen!
sybrand buma met de caption "ok, buma"
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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macthemes.garden
Plastic - Michael O'Brien
https://macthemes.garden/themes/f209ffc5214b-Plastic
A preview of the Mac theme "Plastic" by "Michael O'Brien"
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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aftermath.site
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aftermath logo with confetti
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
two mario game princesses posed in smash bros game as if talking brown hair one (daisy) saying are you tired of (visibly edited) building character, don't you just want (visibly edited) some stuff to go well? as she gets up in the face of the blonde one (peach). This is an edit of an older meme that usually instead says Are You Tired of Being Nice?
March 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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josephpolitano.bsky.social
A picture of Dr Manhattan blowing up Rorschach but captioned with “the poorest person on Twitter may have access to more beauty and meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world”
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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memesbreakcore.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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mattieboombattie.bsky.social
What’s wrong babe? You hardly toucha your spaghet
August 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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can't wait to HARD LAUNCH the thing i've (soft-launched) this past week. i want that clout.
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Ah yes, the two genders
game title screen: ELF LEGEND, with 'legally distinct tele tubby' and... charmander with arms? Selection menu at the bottom saying "JOHN, PIKA" and the cursor pointing to the later
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Bought this off-brand 'gAmEbOi' from a local pharmacy for ten buck to satiate my inner child and gonna see what it does.
cheap GBA like gaming console in box with logo of Kruidvat pharmacy. HD Graphics and 2.4" screen badges
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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...It was DNS. God dammit.
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
...It was DNS. FML.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Ik zag net een advertentie van Spa voor een grote water… doos? Met een kraantje er aan. Een waterkraan! Uit een doos! In Nederland, waar we overal gratis waterkranen hebben!
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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When do you think a soft-launch should turn into a hard launch?

(Wrong answers only)
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Contemplating posting a lot more than usually to get onto that labeler
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Goodness, I love replacing plugins that my clients used with my own bespoke integrated code. My website creations are *artisanal*, I will have you know.
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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jacobinnl.bsky.social
Links begon de verkiezingscampagne van 2025 verdeeld en onzeker over haar eigen stem, en dat werd duidelijk zichtbaar in de uitslag.

Lees op onze vernieuwde website⤵️
jacobin.nl/links-behaal...
Links behaalde het slechtste verkiezingsresultaat ooit. Dit is waarom. – Jacobin
In binnen- en buitenland werd opgelucht ademgehaald toen D66 als winnaar uit de stembus kwam. Toch is er nog alle reden tot zorg. Linkse partijen in Nederland behaalden het slechtste resultaat ooit en...
jacobin.nl
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
In het midden van de winter vond ik, binnenin
mijzelf, een onoverwinnelijke zomer. En dat stemt mij gelukkig. Want het betekent dat, hoe hard de wereld ook tegen mij aan duwt er, in mij, iets sterkers is—dat terug duwt.
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Soft-launching a relatively popular (Dutch) website this morning, which took me the better part of the last year to develop. It’s all looking relatively stable, which is nice. Cant wait for it to be confirmed 100% working so I can celebrate lol.
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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rikergoogling.bsky.social
species that give good hugs
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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If you liked Knives Out you will absolutely *love* Poker Face. It’s great TV and I am having a ball watching this show.
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM