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MatthewBoomBatthew III, Esq.
@mattieboombattie.bsky.social
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mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Finally finished Ring Fit Adventure after a bunch of years. Helped me stay a little fit during covid. Fun game! Pretty levels, too. Looking forward to the switch 2 version.
ring fit adventure screenshot, clipboard screen with the text "Well, here we are" thank you for exercising on a pretty painting-like background ring fit adventure screen snap guy standing on a spring, squatting, going onto other springs
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Felt like I wasn't really done with it yet so here's a little v2, as a treat.

#silksong #sickos #hollowknight
the classic Onion "sickos" meme, but with the sicko replaced by Hornet from Silksong, her body reading 'Silkos', her arms up onto the glass saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" (v2)
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Whipped out the ol' Pixelmator to bring you this masterpiece
the classic Onion "sickos" meme, but with the sicko replaced by Hornet from Silksong, her body reading 'Silkos'
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
This show’s pretty good y’all.
Friendly neighbor hivemind zombies (in TMNT logo style)
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
En Buma voor het CDA. Wauw, ik kan gewoon mijn oude burgermeester Buma meems van zolder halen!
sybrand buma met de caption "ok, buma"
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

Will solder some wires to this tomorrow and see if I can makeshift a UART adapter thing via pico pi or flipper.
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Hello sweetie, do you have a UART available for me?
split open portable gaming console (single speaker!) board and screen facing away board and screen taken out, showing the green circuit board behind the screen part, showing the IC that does the stuff
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Ah yes, the two genders
game title screen: ELF LEGEND, with 'legally distinct tele tubby' and... charmander with arms? Selection menu at the bottom saying "JOHN, PIKA" and the cursor pointing to the later
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Oh that was just a screen protector, it was on really precise!
Anyway this thing SLAPS, what the hell?!
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Screen is already scratched lol

Also: *Legaly distinct input buttons*
front picture of the console with 'playstation'-like buttons but the shapes are made weird by notches in symmetrical spots, making the circle a target-like shape, for example
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Bought this off-brand 'gAmEbOi' from a local pharmacy for ten buck to satiate my inner child and gonna see what it does.
cheap GBA like gaming console in box with logo of Kruidvat pharmacy. HD Graphics and 2.4" screen badges
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Zie noemen het zelfs ‘ecologisch’!
Spa 5L doos / tas voor mineraalwater met een plastic kraantje er aan. Tekst er boven dat het een ‘eco pack’ noemt
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Ik, op weg naar het stemhokje
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
c'est, uh, un petite (mais grande) singulier piece de resistance

(my apologies for my horrid french)
xkcd single comic panel in black/white, depicting a jenga-esque tower with a single small piece at the bottom holding up the rest with text: "a project some Radom person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003"
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
they unblurred the photo (cartoon of skeleton mobsters with machine guns bursting through a door) rattle em boys
October 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Ah, super Nintendo Chalmers, I was just—
Ring fit adventure cooldown instruction screen with a tip at the top: "Training that involves contracting the muscle and holding it is called 'isometrics'"
October 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Fuck sterrenbeelden, vertel me wat je snackbar naam zou zijn:
de_speld Hoe had jij geheten als je een snackbar zou zijn? Geboortemaand Januari: Eethuis Juli: Kwalitaria Februari: Friterie Augustus: Grillaria Maart: Snackcorner September: Snackpoint April: Café Oktober: Snacksalon Mei: Cafetaria November: Grandfetaria Juni: Smultaria December: Plaza Geboortedag 1: De Vlampijp 16: Ludwig van Vreethoven 2: Friet from Desire 17: Smikkelbeer 3: Kees Kroket 18: Friets Bolkestein 4: Peter Patat 19: Bar Celona 5: Maike Mexicano 20: Eigen Huis & Frituur 6: F(r)it(uur) Girls & Boys 21: Het Gouden Prikkertje 7: De Frituur Draait Door 22: Another Snack in the Wall 8: Mads Smikkelsen 23: Hart van Frituur 9: Saté Noir 24: Frietamine 10: Frituur Inside 25: Viva la Viandel 11: Tijd voor Max-imaal vreten 26: Met de Frikandel op Tafel 12: Harry Potter en de Vetbeker 27: Potje met Vet 13: De Zeven Samoeraisauzen 28: Patatise by the Dashboard Light 14: Hans & Frietje 29: Quarantaine 15: De Ragoutenvelop 30: The Frietels
September 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Same!
MattieBoomBattie staat in een doos met de tekst “hi, I’m Matt” van de matrassen
September 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Saw a penguin at the zoo the other day and took this picture, had to add the caption
Photo of penguin with its eyes closed with the caption “unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.”
September 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Charlie from it’s always sunny with a speech bubble on the bottom side of the image to suggest that the quoted post is said by him
September 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Games’ got some good writing btw. Very happy @teamcherry.bsky.social didn’t silence Hornet.
Silksong dialog, hornet: Yours was life, pale one. Do not confuse your unique creation with its absence. I have seen others make the same mistake.
September 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
We're making art in the Aftermath memes channel
a hollow-knight: silk song parody screenshot with a lot of UI elements from other games that parody triple-A games, like ads and copious helper ui
September 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
me_irl but ‘irl’ is the start of an Irish license plate
August 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
I saw this image again today, and now you must too. Source unknown.
Donald Duck: Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. Mickey Mouse: Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
August 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Same picture of briefcase before but now with an exclamation mark
August 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM