DustinYourEyes
@dustinyoureyes.bsky.social
32. He/him, demi. Thinker, tinker, shitposter, punsmith, science gremlin. Enabler of interesting content. I push buttons 'til the buttons push back.
SUCCESSFULLY TOASTER OVENED.
BOX WORDS ARE BULLSHIT.
INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOLLOWED.
TRAILS ARE BLAZED.
BOX WORDS ARE BULLSHIT.
INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOLLOWED.
TRAILS ARE BLAZED.
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
SUCCESSFULLY TOASTER OVENED.
BOX WORDS ARE BULLSHIT.
INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOLLOWED.
TRAILS ARE BLAZED.
BOX WORDS ARE BULLSHIT.
INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOLLOWED.
TRAILS ARE BLAZED.
"NOT RECOMMENDED FOR TOASTER OVENS"?
Well, MY FOOT is not recommended for YOUR ASS either, Bremer brand Frozen Shepherd's Pie, but I guess two things are getting shoved where they're not supposed to go tonight!
(I'm really freakin' hangry right now, is it that obvious?)
Well, MY FOOT is not recommended for YOUR ASS either, Bremer brand Frozen Shepherd's Pie, but I guess two things are getting shoved where they're not supposed to go tonight!
(I'm really freakin' hangry right now, is it that obvious?)
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"NOT RECOMMENDED FOR TOASTER OVENS"?
Well, MY FOOT is not recommended for YOUR ASS either, Bremer brand Frozen Shepherd's Pie, but I guess two things are getting shoved where they're not supposed to go tonight!
(I'm really freakin' hangry right now, is it that obvious?)
Well, MY FOOT is not recommended for YOUR ASS either, Bremer brand Frozen Shepherd's Pie, but I guess two things are getting shoved where they're not supposed to go tonight!
(I'm really freakin' hangry right now, is it that obvious?)
Sing the lyrics if you know the music!
October 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sing the lyrics if you know the music!
Team Manager: @willovergard.bsky.social
Logo by: @coil.bsky.social
#QUP
#LongshipTendies #TendiesRunThisHouse
Logo by: @coil.bsky.social
#QUP
#LongshipTendies #TendiesRunThisHouse
October 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Team Manager: @willovergard.bsky.social
Logo by: @coil.bsky.social
#QUP
#LongshipTendies #TendiesRunThisHouse
Logo by: @coil.bsky.social
#QUP
#LongshipTendies #TendiesRunThisHouse
NOT HOW I PLANNED MY SATURDAY AFTERNOON TO GO, BUT I AM NOT COMPLAINING!
September 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
NOT HOW I PLANNED MY SATURDAY AFTERNOON TO GO, BUT I AM NOT COMPLAINING!
I KNEW THIS WORD SOUNDED FAMILIAR!
August 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I KNEW THIS WORD SOUNDED FAMILIAR!
The Team Cherry devs said
"Jira? We hardly know her!"
with their ENTIRE chests.
I'm so proud of them.
"Jira? We hardly know her!"
with their ENTIRE chests.
I'm so proud of them.
August 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Team Cherry devs said
"Jira? We hardly know her!"
with their ENTIRE chests.
I'm so proud of them.
"Jira? We hardly know her!"
with their ENTIRE chests.
I'm so proud of them.
In honor of Silksong:
August 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In honor of Silksong:
🍊-47's new gangsta name:
August 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
🍊-47's new gangsta name:
@beefanddairy.bsky.social DID IT FIRST.
@beefanddairy.bsky.social DID IT BEST.
THEY WERE COWMAXXING BEEF-FORE IT WAS COOL!
@beefanddairy.bsky.social DID IT BEST.
THEY WERE COWMAXXING BEEF-FORE IT WAS COOL!
August 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
@beefanddairy.bsky.social DID IT FIRST.
@beefanddairy.bsky.social DID IT BEST.
THEY WERE COWMAXXING BEEF-FORE IT WAS COOL!
@beefanddairy.bsky.social DID IT BEST.
THEY WERE COWMAXXING BEEF-FORE IT WAS COOL!
#LetsTalkAboutSnacks
Everything Bagel Pringles
Everything Bagel Pringles
August 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
#LetsTalkAboutSnacks
Everything Bagel Pringles
Everything Bagel Pringles
Guess I have to tap the sign.
*tap tap*
*tap tap*
August 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Guess I have to tap the sign.
*tap tap*
*tap tap*
If I had a nickel for every time I found a nickel today, I'd have four nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
August 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I found a nickel today, I'd have four nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Not linking to the Muskrat Hellsite because I have good taste and high standards, but in the aftermath of the Ironmouse Exodus, VShojo's full implosion has been confirmed.
July 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not linking to the Muskrat Hellsite because I have good taste and high standards, but in the aftermath of the Ironmouse Exodus, VShojo's full implosion has been confirmed.
Tuna Salad Pickle Boats:
Technically edible, surprisingly delicious, but a presentational disaster that would get me laughed out of any MasterChef audition.
Way too much liquid in the sauce. Now please excuse me while I eat my guy dinner and cry about it. Especially from all the chopped red onions.
Technically edible, surprisingly delicious, but a presentational disaster that would get me laughed out of any MasterChef audition.
Way too much liquid in the sauce. Now please excuse me while I eat my guy dinner and cry about it. Especially from all the chopped red onions.
July 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Tuna Salad Pickle Boats:
Technically edible, surprisingly delicious, but a presentational disaster that would get me laughed out of any MasterChef audition.
Way too much liquid in the sauce. Now please excuse me while I eat my guy dinner and cry about it. Especially from all the chopped red onions.
Technically edible, surprisingly delicious, but a presentational disaster that would get me laughed out of any MasterChef audition.
Way too much liquid in the sauce. Now please excuse me while I eat my guy dinner and cry about it. Especially from all the chopped red onions.
Another offering added to the Shrine of Found Lost Things.
July 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Another offering added to the Shrine of Found Lost Things.
BEHOLD, ONE COMPLETE AND FUNCTIONAL ART! 🎨 🐖 🏦
July 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
BEHOLD, ONE COMPLETE AND FUNCTIONAL ART! 🎨 🐖 🏦
Can confirm: @willovergard.bsky.social's guinea pigs are still cool as hell and still excellent meme templates.
July 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Can confirm: @willovergard.bsky.social's guinea pigs are still cool as hell and still excellent meme templates.