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Took a nap after watching the first half of Casablanca and apparently senate dems decided to recreate Vichy France
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Took a nap after watching the first half of Casablanca and apparently senate dems decided to recreate Vichy France
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
Stephen Miller looks like Caillou's parents gave up on his bitch ass (rightfully so)
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Stephen Miller looks like Caillou's parents gave up on his bitch ass (rightfully so)
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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
Coleridge defeats Blake in the 15th. What a game
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Coleridge defeats Blake in the 15th. What a game
Kinda nuts that Geoguessr Free always has the same three locations: a Spanish restaurant outside of Spain, somewhere I can guess within 10 miles of, and Brazil.
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Kinda nuts that Geoguessr Free always has the same three locations: a Spanish restaurant outside of Spain, somewhere I can guess within 10 miles of, and Brazil.
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SUPERMAN IS IN THE BUILDING
October 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
SUPERMAN IS IN THE BUILDING
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
Not sure if it's more terrifying that the carfox is the size of an adult human, or that he is in your house, right now
September 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Not sure if it's more terrifying that the carfox is the size of an adult human, or that he is in your house, right now
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Well it finally happened
September 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Well it finally happened
Just had two prickly pear margaritas at a wedding.
Pros: yum
Cons: tequila + time = :(
Pros: yum
Cons: tequila + time = :(
September 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just had two prickly pear margaritas at a wedding.
Pros: yum
Cons: tequila + time = :(
Pros: yum
Cons: tequila + time = :(
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’ theonion.com/george-...
August 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’ theonion.com/george-...
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Congrats to E.J. Antoni on his nomination to be BLS commissioner. Excited for this level of analysis to finally be brought to BLS.
August 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Congrats to E.J. Antoni on his nomination to be BLS commissioner. Excited for this level of analysis to finally be brought to BLS.
jd vance, more like shits his pants
August 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
jd vance, more like shits his pants
Just learned that Billy Joel did not, in fact, include Bob Dole's illustrious career as County Attorney in Russell County, Kansas, and was instead talking about Brigitte Bardot, who is still alive, good for her
August 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Just learned that Billy Joel did not, in fact, include Bob Dole's illustrious career as County Attorney in Russell County, Kansas, and was instead talking about Brigitte Bardot, who is still alive, good for her
Pedro pascal has so many movies available right now, you could even see two in theaters in the same day. You could make a date night out of it; fellas, ask your wife if she wants some double Pedro, or DP. #DPdatenight
July 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Pedro pascal has so many movies available right now, you could even see two in theaters in the same day. You could make a date night out of it; fellas, ask your wife if she wants some double Pedro, or DP. #DPdatenight
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
-Jesus of Nazareth
-Jesus of Nazareth
July 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
-Jesus of Nazareth
-Jesus of Nazareth
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WSJ claimed the Trump–Epstein article was an “exclusive.” But what if I told you they fully intended to show it to people? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
July 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
WSJ claimed the Trump–Epstein article was an “exclusive.” But what if I told you they fully intended to show it to people? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment theonion.com/i-wont-...
July 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment theonion.com/i-wont-...
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We are a mongrel nation, and so long as we remain so purely impure, we will continue to eat the world's lunch
July 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We are a mongrel nation, and so long as we remain so purely impure, we will continue to eat the world's lunch
Reading Easy Riders, Raging Bulls while watching Megalopolis was certainly a choice I made. Good for you, Francis.
July 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Reading Easy Riders, Raging Bulls while watching Megalopolis was certainly a choice I made. Good for you, Francis.
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In a just world this would be a banner story that would keep raging until the admin fired him
Q: "A 75 year old Cuban national died in ICE custody. He had lived in the U.S. for 60 years...Is there anything you can tell us about that?"
Border Czar Tom Homan: "People die in ICE custody. People die in county jails. People die in state prisons."
Border Czar Tom Homan: "People die in ICE custody. People die in county jails. People die in state prisons."
July 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In a just world this would be a banner story that would keep raging until the admin fired him