Duncanstein
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I make salsa. I have a Terrible emergency contact. I'm missing a briefcase.
When “Clean Girl Aesthetic” starts seeping into your food you’re only playing yourself.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When “Clean Girl Aesthetic” starts seeping into your food you’re only playing yourself.
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The name means “Way mo’ traffic deaths!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The name means “Way mo’ traffic deaths!”
Does he think newborns and toddlers can vote?
Dr. Mehmet Oz said he is hoping Americans “make lots of Trump babies” before the 2026 midterm elections.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Does he think newborns and toddlers can vote?
Much like the World Series was a beautiful symphony of world-class baseball, Bears-Bengals is a beautiful symphony of drunkenly mid football.
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Much like the World Series was a beautiful symphony of world-class baseball, Bears-Bengals is a beautiful symphony of drunkenly mid football.
You cannot bunt in that situation.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You cannot bunt in that situation.
The new grass hasn’t even finished growing over his grave yet and his widow is always cucking him for Captain Couch. If there is such a thing as a spirit that can observe the world via the afterlife, I love this for it.
Erika Kirk: “No one will ever replace my husband, but I do see some similarities of my husband in JD”
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The new grass hasn’t even finished growing over his grave yet and his widow is always cucking him for Captain Couch. If there is such a thing as a spirit that can observe the world via the afterlife, I love this for it.
Honestly, Seattle and Toronto are two fun inoffensive teams. It’s unfortunate both of them couldn’t win.
But more unfortunate is that Milwaukee couldn’t lose again.
But more unfortunate is that Milwaukee couldn’t lose again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Honestly, Seattle and Toronto are two fun inoffensive teams. It’s unfortunate both of them couldn’t win.
But more unfortunate is that Milwaukee couldn’t lose again.
But more unfortunate is that Milwaukee couldn’t lose again.
Fortunately MiLLLLwaukee has a flag for just this occasion!
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fortunately MiLLLLwaukee has a flag for just this occasion!
He gave ‘em the Moody Blues!
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
He gave ‘em the Moody Blues!
Well he’s finally right about SOMETHING.
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Well he’s finally right about SOMETHING.
Keegan-Michael Key does one impression of you and your career never recovers.
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Keegan-Michael Key does one impression of you and your career never recovers.
I occasionally follow a family of rubes who moved to Russia to escape American libs and pretty much half the things they say in praise of Russia has to do with their malls and convenience foods. This cynical strategy to sway American hearts and minds would be offensive if it weren’t so effective.
My favorite excerpt of this is Bill Burr apparently not knowing that Saudi Arabia is a major American ally.
October 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I occasionally follow a family of rubes who moved to Russia to escape American libs and pretty much half the things they say in praise of Russia has to do with their malls and convenience foods. This cynical strategy to sway American hearts and minds would be offensive if it weren’t so effective.
Oh, your baseball team didn’t improve by 19 games? Can’t relate.
September 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh, your baseball team didn’t improve by 19 games? Can’t relate.
You know how incels have gotten to the point where they’re now just flat out begging every woman they know for pity sex, whether she actually wants it or not? Yeah, that’s where conservatives are right now.
(And yes, I know that the Venn diagram between the two has a massive overlap.)
(And yes, I know that the Venn diagram between the two has a massive overlap.)
More than anything, they want to be patted on the head and told they're a good boy by the liberal elites
September 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know how incels have gotten to the point where they’re now just flat out begging every woman they know for pity sex, whether she actually wants it or not? Yeah, that’s where conservatives are right now.
(And yes, I know that the Venn diagram between the two has a massive overlap.)
(And yes, I know that the Venn diagram between the two has a massive overlap.)
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America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists
I mean, the Chiefs are also 0-2 and I don’t see anyone freaking out over them.
September 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I mean, the Chiefs are also 0-2 and I don’t see anyone freaking out over them.
Am I suddenly not American? I hope Iceland took me in some kind of redraft!
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Am I suddenly not American? I hope Iceland took me in some kind of redraft!
Nice try, digital marketers, but I’m pretty sure those stock photos weren’t intended to sell pillows.
September 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Nice try, digital marketers, but I’m pretty sure those stock photos weren’t intended to sell pillows.
Oh god. I just remembered that unfunny cunt who does those NFL meeting videos is still a thing. And with social media algorithms being what they are these days it’s even more reason to delete your apps.
September 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oh god. I just remembered that unfunny cunt who does those NFL meeting videos is still a thing. And with social media algorithms being what they are these days it’s even more reason to delete your apps.
Gonna spend this weekend locked inside, avoiding driving, showering sitting down, and only eating healthy foods I can’t choke on just to make sure I witness It.
August 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Gonna spend this weekend locked inside, avoiding driving, showering sitting down, and only eating healthy foods I can’t choke on just to make sure I witness It.
And I say this as someone who likes Lindsay Ellis: these video essayists are out of control. Nobody wants to watch a video about the Ms. Rachel controversy that surpasses the runtime of the first Star Wars movie.
August 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
And I say this as someone who likes Lindsay Ellis: these video essayists are out of control. Nobody wants to watch a video about the Ms. Rachel controversy that surpasses the runtime of the first Star Wars movie.
How did we get to a place where we’re negotiating the continuation of elections as a cute little thought exercise?
Hypothetically. If complimenting trump meant that there would definitely be 2026 elections and the Dems would sweep Congress in a landslide , would you compliment Trump ?
Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even at the expense of staying the minority?
Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even at the expense of staying the minority?
August 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
How did we get to a place where we’re negotiating the continuation of elections as a cute little thought exercise?
Me in the office by 9:30 Monday.
August 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Me in the office by 9:30 Monday.
We’re getting closer…
July 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We’re getting closer…