Oh, your baseball team didn’t improve by 19 games? Can’t relate.

Almost took this to the register to see if I would get a $250 bonus. #IYKYK

Nice try, digital marketers, but I’m pretty sure those stock photos weren’t intended to sell pillows.

And I say this as someone who likes Lindsay Ellis: these video essayists are out of control. Nobody wants to watch a video about the Ms. Rachel controversy that surpasses the runtime of the first Star Wars movie.

Me in the office by 9:30 Monday.

If a bunch of vegans would get together and make a big show about how they believe cyanide is bad for the planet, they’d have a chance to do the funniest thing in history.

When someone you follow on Instagram drops this in their stories, don’t bother sending help. It’s already too late.

What is it they say about selling a stock once you hear your cab driver talking about it?

You know who else regarded people who took notes with suspicion…