Duncan Looney
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“Now, remember, anything in these files that makes Mr. Trump look bad is fake” - Da Honesty Guys
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Now, remember, anything in these files that makes Mr. Trump look bad is fake” - Da Honesty Guys
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
When I do something my toddler doesn’t like she yells “AY!!!!!” like a 15 year NBA vet trying to draw a foul
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When I do something my toddler doesn’t like she yells “AY!!!!!” like a 15 year NBA vet trying to draw a foul
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
Part of the reasons things suck these days is that I watched one video about how much things suck these days and now I can’t search for anything else without being recommend 20 other videos about how much things suck these days.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Part of the reasons things suck these days is that I watched one video about how much things suck these days and now I can’t search for anything else without being recommend 20 other videos about how much things suck these days.
Can somebody live off the land for me? As a current day human I have no attention span to learn anything new myself.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Can somebody live off the land for me? As a current day human I have no attention span to learn anything new myself.
A 2-pk of Hot Pockets at a gas station in Iowa is $5.25. Better start teaching the kids how to live off the land.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A 2-pk of Hot Pockets at a gas station in Iowa is $5.25. Better start teaching the kids how to live off the land.
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Note to self: do not apologize to phone.
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Note to self: do not apologize to phone.
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Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!
Snippets that omit context aren't actual quotes. Kirk never said gays should be stoned, he never said he didn't want to fly with a black pilot. Yet these are viral. There is a TON of objectionable stuff he actually SAID to damn him for, without my profession sullying itself with sloppiness.
When people supply ACTUAL QUOTES of what Kirk said, that's not "gross distortion".
September 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!
I have no idea how to pour the appropriate amount of spaghetti noodles. Nobody does!
July 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I have no idea how to pour the appropriate amount of spaghetti noodles. Nobody does!
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tough to see maga going through "there's no way the king would do this to us, he must be getting lied to by his crooked ministers." some classics really span the millennia
July 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
tough to see maga going through "there's no way the king would do this to us, he must be getting lied to by his crooked ministers." some classics really span the millennia
Got a mosquito bite. Summer is cancelled. Call it off.
June 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Got a mosquito bite. Summer is cancelled. Call it off.
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Hitler statue found in sewer, dumped right back.
1949.
1949.
June 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hitler statue found in sewer, dumped right back.
1949.
1949.
Happy birthday to all you Mom’s out there!
May 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Happy birthday to all you Mom’s out there!
Don’t speak to me or my unusual son ever again
May 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Don’t speak to me or my unusual son ever again
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I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux
April 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux
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The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord
February 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord
I like when I’m in Menards and they play the Menards jingle in the store. Reminds me of Menards.
November 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I like when I’m in Menards and they play the Menards jingle in the store. Reminds me of Menards.
I’m glad the phrase “I’m glad [blank] is getting their flowers” is getting their flowers
April 3, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I’m glad the phrase “I’m glad [blank] is getting their flowers” is getting their flowers
I couldn’t get some rice to unstick from the pan so I tried spraying it with hot water and i think like I fell for rice’s trap.
October 28, 2023 at 1:43 AM
I couldn’t get some rice to unstick from the pan so I tried spraying it with hot water and i think like I fell for rice’s trap.
I got some mini donuts, hot dogs, and ritz crackers and the self-checkout robot told me it was a “great purchase”. Hell yea
October 22, 2023 at 12:19 AM
I got some mini donuts, hot dogs, and ritz crackers and the self-checkout robot told me it was a “great purchase”. Hell yea
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About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Looney from way downtown… bang!!
September 27, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Looney from way downtown… bang!!
Where are we at with holograms?
September 16, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Where are we at with holograms?