COLON MONTOYA
@dumnorix.bsky.social
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COLON MONTOYA
@dumnorix.bsky.social
· Jul 3
I've been put on a blocklist on here for being a Harry Potter fan, which is amazing because I:
1. Ain't
2. Never read the books
3. Never watched the movies
4. Think Rowling is scum
But that's okay, people make mistakes & use AI scrapers to feel like they've done something with their lives.
1. Ain't
2. Never read the books
3. Never watched the movies
4. Think Rowling is scum
But that's okay, people make mistakes & use AI scrapers to feel like they've done something with their lives.
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social may I suggest a campaign theme? I think Lemmy would be on your side.
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Motörhead – Eat The Rich (Official Video)
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December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social may I suggest a campaign theme? I think Lemmy would be on your side.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh3t...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh3t...
@andrewhickey.500songs.com You mentioned Club Hangover/The Hangover Club (it was called by both names interchangeably by regulars) was a favorite of my grandfather, a jazz drummer himself and also a photographer for the SF Chronicle. I'll start with the biggest name first, more pics in replies.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@andrewhickey.500songs.com You mentioned Club Hangover/The Hangover Club (it was called by both names interchangeably by regulars) was a favorite of my grandfather, a jazz drummer himself and also a photographer for the SF Chronicle. I'll start with the biggest name first, more pics in replies.
I was just telling a much younger coworker about how amazing this game was.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I was just telling a much younger coworker about how amazing this game was.
So @wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social I'm an Oregonian and see right through this BS. I hope you fought against it and hope you vote to change Democratic Leadership because of it. Your voters won't forget this capitulation.
Democrats negotiated a plan where a 8 completely safe dems would vote to open and the rest can post “i voted no” thats what all the negotiations were about: how they would explain the optics of the loss. it was never about saving healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So @wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social I'm an Oregonian and see right through this BS. I hope you fought against it and hope you vote to change Democratic Leadership because of it. Your voters won't forget this capitulation.
That's a unique one!
Rooting Jays only because it's been a while for them.
Also, Alice hates LA.
Rooting Jays only because it's been a while for them.
Also, Alice hates LA.
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
That's a unique one!
Rooting Jays only because it's been a while for them.
Also, Alice hates LA.
Rooting Jays only because it's been a while for them.
Also, Alice hates LA.
The steelers deserve this embarrassment for wearing those stupid, stupid uniforms.
And having the biggest piece of shit quarterback since Stan Gable.
And having the biggest piece of shit quarterback since Stan Gable.
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The steelers deserve this embarrassment for wearing those stupid, stupid uniforms.
And having the biggest piece of shit quarterback since Stan Gable.
And having the biggest piece of shit quarterback since Stan Gable.
As a former resident of Merced County, I want to amplify that thiese areas are some of the poorest in the nation, don't be blinded by the fact they're in California! With the harvest season winding down, people will be VERY hard hit in the coming months when unemployment spikes.
October 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
As a former resident of Merced County, I want to amplify that thiese areas are some of the poorest in the nation, don't be blinded by the fact they're in California! With the harvest season winding down, people will be VERY hard hit in the coming months when unemployment spikes.
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Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
No longer the #2 worst president!
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
No longer the #2 worst president!
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“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
I've been wrecked on multiple platforms for stating the fact that all pasta salads are terrible.
I got more death threats for posting "most pasta is mid" than I did for literally anything ive ever posted
Really weird to see people try to portray Bluesky as a radical website when you’ll scroll past about 10 straight posts about how great spaghetti is
September 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I've been wrecked on multiple platforms for stating the fact that all pasta salads are terrible.
I just caught up with the latest Skyjacks and, minor spoiler ahead,
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I need to know from @oneshotrpg.bsky.social if the eight armed building is called The Arms of the Angels (as in Calamity Song) and, if not, why the hell isn't it???
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I need to know from @oneshotrpg.bsky.social if the eight armed building is called The Arms of the Angels (as in Calamity Song) and, if not, why the hell isn't it???
September 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I just caught up with the latest Skyjacks and, minor spoiler ahead,
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I need to know from @oneshotrpg.bsky.social if the eight armed building is called The Arms of the Angels (as in Calamity Song) and, if not, why the hell isn't it???
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I need to know from @oneshotrpg.bsky.social if the eight armed building is called The Arms of the Angels (as in Calamity Song) and, if not, why the hell isn't it???
Doctor I trust more than RFK the lesser.
September 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK the lesser.
Last night at his show in Astoria, @colinmeloy.bsky.social announced that the baby survived the Drowning in Hazards of Love, floated down the River on a cradle of reeds & became The Infanta. "THAT'S NOW CANON," he said repeatedly.
So @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, what does this do to Sphere?
So @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, what does this do to Sphere?
September 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Last night at his show in Astoria, @colinmeloy.bsky.social announced that the baby survived the Drowning in Hazards of Love, floated down the River on a cradle of reeds & became The Infanta. "THAT'S NOW CANON," he said repeatedly.
So @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, what does this do to Sphere?
So @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, what does this do to Sphere?
Hey there Delilah
When will we see
Your like again
That fought and died for
Your wee bit hill and glen......
When will we see
Your like again
That fought and died for
Your wee bit hill and glen......
my husband this morning: “every song is actually just hey there delilah”
July 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hey there Delilah
When will we see
Your like again
That fought and died for
Your wee bit hill and glen......
When will we see
Your like again
That fought and died for
Your wee bit hill and glen......
@andrewhickey.500songs.com I'm curious if you ever read the Lucky Peach (best magazine that ever existed) article on "Tutkey In The Straw". I guess you know where I'm at on catching up on the podcast, :)
medium.com/@luckypeach/...
medium.com/@luckypeach/...
Turkey in the Straw
by Richard Parks
medium.com
July 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
@andrewhickey.500songs.com I'm curious if you ever read the Lucky Peach (best magazine that ever existed) article on "Tutkey In The Straw". I guess you know where I'm at on catching up on the podcast, :)
medium.com/@luckypeach/...
medium.com/@luckypeach/...
I've been put on a blocklist on here for being a Harry Potter fan, which is amazing because I:
1. Ain't
2. Never read the books
3. Never watched the movies
4. Think Rowling is scum
But that's okay, people make mistakes & use AI scrapers to feel like they've done something with their lives.
1. Ain't
2. Never read the books
3. Never watched the movies
4. Think Rowling is scum
But that's okay, people make mistakes & use AI scrapers to feel like they've done something with their lives.
July 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I've been put on a blocklist on here for being a Harry Potter fan, which is amazing because I:
1. Ain't
2. Never read the books
3. Never watched the movies
4. Think Rowling is scum
But that's okay, people make mistakes & use AI scrapers to feel like they've done something with their lives.
1. Ain't
2. Never read the books
3. Never watched the movies
4. Think Rowling is scum
But that's okay, people make mistakes & use AI scrapers to feel like they've done something with their lives.
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.
July 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.
@andrewhickey.500songs.com Did you hear about this? I just did and was able manage a US preorder that is supposedlysold out, but there're still many UK options. I feel like this should be bigger news.
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June 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@andrewhickey.500songs.com Did you hear about this? I just did and was able manage a US preorder that is supposedlysold out, but there're still many UK options. I feel like this should be bigger news.
superdeluxeedition.com/news/nick-dr...
superdeluxeedition.com/news/nick-dr...
@andrewhickey.500songs.com Hendrix was my obsession from about 10 years old. Had over 50 distinct records by the time I was 12, Bay Area record stores in the 80s :)
Really appreciate your handling/take in Watchtower 2 ep. Cut thru a lot of BS nicely & clued me in on a couple new things.
Cheers!
Really appreciate your handling/take in Watchtower 2 ep. Cut thru a lot of BS nicely & clued me in on a couple new things.
Cheers!
June 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
@andrewhickey.500songs.com Hendrix was my obsession from about 10 years old. Had over 50 distinct records by the time I was 12, Bay Area record stores in the 80s :)
Really appreciate your handling/take in Watchtower 2 ep. Cut thru a lot of BS nicely & clued me in on a couple new things.
Cheers!
Really appreciate your handling/take in Watchtower 2 ep. Cut thru a lot of BS nicely & clued me in on a couple new things.
Cheers!
@andrewhickey.500songs.com Someone keeps leaving out Larry Norman CDs in our break area at work, my boss keeps telling people not to do that (government agency, can't have that!). I keep selling them on Discogs, lol. We're in Salem, so seems like he's still got a following from his years here.
June 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@andrewhickey.500songs.com Someone keeps leaving out Larry Norman CDs in our break area at work, my boss keeps telling people not to do that (government agency, can't have that!). I keep selling them on Discogs, lol. We're in Salem, so seems like he's still got a following from his years here.
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no… no, they can’t possibly be… oh my god, they wouldn’t… they can’t be… YES, THEY ARE PLAYING FORTUNATE SON
the fact that they’re just playing instrumental versions of radio rock, rather than military bands or marching bands or whatever makes this whole thing so fucking farcical, like, van halen’s jump *is not meant to be instrumental*, ahahahahahahaha
WHY ARE THEY PLAYING BARRACUDA
June 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
no… no, they can’t possibly be… oh my god, they wouldn’t… they can’t be… YES, THEY ARE PLAYING FORTUNATE SON
Beautiful stuff! Had to deal with his type when we were teens, but the scenes got pretty well cleaned up by the early 90s. I guess he thought 1986 had returned and learned differently.
May 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Beautiful stuff! Had to deal with his type when we were teens, but the scenes got pretty well cleaned up by the early 90s. I guess he thought 1986 had returned and learned differently.