Any season that doesn't end with a trophy is going to be disappointing, but I've got nothing but love for the lads after that effort. #Crew96
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Any season that doesn't end with a trophy is going to be disappointing, but I've got nothing but love for the lads after that effort. #Crew96
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what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I don't understand people who's outlook on #Crew96 changed so much with the CHI game. In the preceding 9 games, we had multi-goal losses to ORL & NSH, 2 ties w TOR, a scare against DC & a home loss to NE. Many of these involved players unavailable against Chicago.
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I don't understand people who's outlook on #Crew96 changed so much with the CHI game. In the preceding 9 games, we had multi-goal losses to ORL & NSH, 2 ties w TOR, a scare against DC & a home loss to NE. Many of these involved players unavailable against Chicago.
When you see what Cucho and Morris are doing this year, you have to reassess how much credit Nancy gets for 23/early 24.
He does not seem to have any answers this year on the field, and he bears some (perhaps most) responsibility for the roster issues.
He does not seem to have any answers this year on the field, and he bears some (perhaps most) responsibility for the roster issues.
Can’t believe I see people genuinely suggesting sacking Nancy. 🙄 #Crew96
September 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When you see what Cucho and Morris are doing this year, you have to reassess how much credit Nancy gets for 23/early 24.
He does not seem to have any answers this year on the field, and he bears some (perhaps most) responsibility for the roster issues.
He does not seem to have any answers this year on the field, and he bears some (perhaps most) responsibility for the roster issues.
I'd rather #Crew96 limp into the playoffs and surprise some people than come in as the greatest team of all time and get swept by the Three Stooges FC
September 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'd rather #Crew96 limp into the playoffs and surprise some people than come in as the greatest team of all time and get swept by the Three Stooges FC
September 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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You know the body has a way of rejecting a bullet if it doesn't really want to be shot.
September 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
You know the body has a way of rejecting a bullet if it doesn't really want to be shot.
One of the rare joys of modern life is reading a post like this and having zero awareness of the thing we're doing too much of.
We've overdone it on the Jet2 holiday memes.
Already at crying Jordan and Harambe levels of overkill at this point.
Don't even think it was that good to start with tbh.
Already at crying Jordan and Harambe levels of overkill at this point.
Don't even think it was that good to start with tbh.
September 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
One of the rare joys of modern life is reading a post like this and having zero awareness of the thing we're doing too much of.
Counting the days until this old bastard drops and we can stop saying "alleged. wink wink"
they actually can't drop the Epstein documents because it would be too expensive to rename everything in Columbus, Ohio that's currently named after Les Wexner
July 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Counting the days until this old bastard drops and we can stop saying "alleged. wink wink"
If you just listened to Twellman you'd think #Crew96 were down by three. Thinking of switching to the Seattle audio for more neutral coverage.
July 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If you just listened to Twellman you'd think #Crew96 were down by three. Thinking of switching to the Seattle audio for more neutral coverage.
I've been told I look like Timberlake after he let himself go.
Who would you want to play you in your biopic?
Idris Elba would work for mine.
Idris Elba would work for mine.
July 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I've been told I look like Timberlake after he let himself go.
There seems to be a lot of leftists who believe
1. We are in the majority
2. We will eventually "regain" power.
3. We're going to put all the collaborators against the wall.
All of these are wrong. We never had power & never will, and leftists who execute political enemies suck.
1. We are in the majority
2. We will eventually "regain" power.
3. We're going to put all the collaborators against the wall.
All of these are wrong. We never had power & never will, and leftists who execute political enemies suck.
July 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
There seems to be a lot of leftists who believe
1. We are in the majority
2. We will eventually "regain" power.
3. We're going to put all the collaborators against the wall.
All of these are wrong. We never had power & never will, and leftists who execute political enemies suck.
1. We are in the majority
2. We will eventually "regain" power.
3. We're going to put all the collaborators against the wall.
All of these are wrong. We never had power & never will, and leftists who execute political enemies suck.
Important followup: still there, still $150.
Probably because it is a beloved Top-5 All-Time #Crew96 Kit that people generally don’t want to part with 🤷
That said, we have intercepted SIGINT that indicates there’s an *autographed* Ethan Finlay For Columbus Kit on sale at Village Thrift
That said, we have intercepted SIGINT that indicates there’s an *autographed* Ethan Finlay For Columbus Kit on sale at Village Thrift
June 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Important followup: still there, still $150.
Seriously, we need to give this guy a nickname that sticks. Every time he shows up on the timeline, I'm confused for 15 seconds.
Sad to see some self-described “leftists” on here now cheering for Haliburton. The Overton Window keeps moving to the right every day
June 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Seriously, we need to give this guy a nickname that sticks. Every time he shows up on the timeline, I'm confused for 15 seconds.
Let's make this simple:
Leftists believe in civil rights.
Their agenda is completely tied up in countering the agenda of the right to break off groups that they can "other" and deny them rights.
The right does this because they believe life is zero sum, and dragging down others elevates them.
Leftists believe in civil rights.
Their agenda is completely tied up in countering the agenda of the right to break off groups that they can "other" and deny them rights.
The right does this because they believe life is zero sum, and dragging down others elevates them.
Opinion: The debate over transgender rights is a liability for Democrats. Here’s how to neutralize it, writes @thirdway.bsky.social think tank co-founder Jonathan Cowan.
Opinion | The Debate Over Transgender Rights Is a Liability for Democrats. Here’s How to Neutralize It.
It’s time for real discussion, dissent and debate, without fear of being canceled.
www.politico.com
May 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Let's make this simple:
Leftists believe in civil rights.
Their agenda is completely tied up in countering the agenda of the right to break off groups that they can "other" and deny them rights.
The right does this because they believe life is zero sum, and dragging down others elevates them.
Leftists believe in civil rights.
Their agenda is completely tied up in countering the agenda of the right to break off groups that they can "other" and deny them rights.
The right does this because they believe life is zero sum, and dragging down others elevates them.
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When I was a kid I thought I was Ernie, but I have only ever been Bert.
May 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
When I was a kid I thought I was Ernie, but I have only ever been Bert.
So far this commentator
1. Discussed a failed attack in detail without noticing a called offside
2. Said the #Crew96 had "leveled" when they scored the first goal
3. Said Charlotte was playing in their road blacks
1. Discussed a failed attack in detail without noticing a called offside
2. Said the #Crew96 had "leveled" when they scored the first goal
3. Said Charlotte was playing in their road blacks
May 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
So far this commentator
1. Discussed a failed attack in detail without noticing a called offside
2. Said the #Crew96 had "leveled" when they scored the first goal
3. Said Charlotte was playing in their road blacks
1. Discussed a failed attack in detail without noticing a called offside
2. Said the #Crew96 had "leveled" when they scored the first goal
3. Said Charlotte was playing in their road blacks
I just realized that Michael J Fox's character in "The Secret of My Success" is Marty McFly.
What is the titular "secret"? Night Ranger tells us in the theme song that "The secret of my success is that I'm living 25 hours a day." And HOW could someone possibly live 25 hours per day?!?!
What is the titular "secret"? Night Ranger tells us in the theme song that "The secret of my success is that I'm living 25 hours a day." And HOW could someone possibly live 25 hours per day?!?!
May 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just realized that Michael J Fox's character in "The Secret of My Success" is Marty McFly.
What is the titular "secret"? Night Ranger tells us in the theme song that "The secret of my success is that I'm living 25 hours a day." And HOW could someone possibly live 25 hours per day?!?!
What is the titular "secret"? Night Ranger tells us in the theme song that "The secret of my success is that I'm living 25 hours a day." And HOW could someone possibly live 25 hours per day?!?!