Harry
dukeofsus.bsky.social
Harry
@dukeofsus.bsky.social
Columbus, Ohio
#Crew96
Okay, fine: Caddyshack 2 is a pale imitation of the original.

But "Nobody's Fool" is way better than "I'm Alright"
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
That movie you all said is good was trash. What's wrong with you people?
December 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Reposted by Harry
“Violence never solves anything”

Of all possible statements, this is among the least true. There is a reason we construct moral rules around the use of violence – it’s super effective and anybody can do it interpersonally.
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think it's time to pour one out for the "Nancy is preventing Issa from bringing in guys" theory. RIP
#Crew96
December 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Any season that doesn't end with a trophy is going to be disappointing, but I've got nothing but love for the lads after that effort. #Crew96
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don't understand people who's outlook on #Crew96 changed so much with the CHI game. In the preceding 9 games, we had multi-goal losses to ORL & NSH, 2 ties w TOR, a scare against DC & a home loss to NE. Many of these involved players unavailable against Chicago.
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
When you see what Cucho and Morris are doing this year, you have to reassess how much credit Nancy gets for 23/early 24.
He does not seem to have any answers this year on the field, and he bears some (perhaps most) responsibility for the roster issues.
Can’t believe I see people genuinely suggesting sacking Nancy. 🙄 #Crew96
September 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'd rather #Crew96 limp into the playoffs and surprise some people than come in as the greatest team of all time and get swept by the Three Stooges FC
September 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Successful PK by Atlanta. The remaining fan goes wild!

#Crew96
September 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Reposted by Harry
You know the body has a way of rejecting a bullet if it doesn't really want to be shot.
September 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
One of the rare joys of modern life is reading a post like this and having zero awareness of the thing we're doing too much of.
We've overdone it on the Jet2 holiday memes.

Already at crying Jordan and Harambe levels of overkill at this point.

Don't even think it was that good to start with tbh.
September 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm choosing to skip to the part where we appreciate #Crew96 for being good enough to make it close.
July 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Counting the days until this old bastard drops and we can stop saying "alleged. wink wink"
they actually can't drop the Epstein documents because it would be too expensive to rename everything in Columbus, Ohio that's currently named after Les Wexner
July 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
MLS360 team keeps confusing Nashville for #Crew96. Can't imagine why this is happening.
July 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If you just listened to Twellman you'd think #Crew96 were down by three. Thinking of switching to the Seattle audio for more neutral coverage.
July 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I've been told I look like Timberlake after he let himself go.
Who would you want to play you in your biopic?

Idris Elba would work for mine.
July 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
There seems to be a lot of leftists who believe
1. We are in the majority
2. We will eventually "regain" power.
3. We're going to put all the collaborators against the wall.

All of these are wrong. We never had power & never will, and leftists who execute political enemies suck.
July 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Taylor Twitman can't stop talking about how much #Crew96 is struggling tonight. Lemme just check the shots on target...
June 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Important followup: still there, still $150.
Probably because it is a beloved Top-5 All-Time #Crew96 Kit that people generally don’t want to part with 🤷

That said, we have intercepted SIGINT that indicates there’s an *autographed* Ethan Finlay For Columbus Kit on sale at Village Thrift
June 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Seriously, we need to give this guy a nickname that sticks. Every time he shows up on the timeline, I'm confused for 15 seconds.
Sad to see some self-described “leftists” on here now cheering for Haliburton. The Overton Window keeps moving to the right every day
June 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Maybe don't play with the ball there. #Crew96
May 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Let's make this simple:
Leftists believe in civil rights.
Their agenda is completely tied up in countering the agenda of the right to break off groups that they can "other" and deny them rights.
The right does this because they believe life is zero sum, and dragging down others elevates them.
May 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by Harry
When I was a kid I thought I was Ernie, but I have only ever been Bert.
May 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
So far this commentator
1. Discussed a failed attack in detail without noticing a called offside
2. Said the #Crew96 had "leveled" when they scored the first goal
3. Said Charlotte was playing in their road blacks
May 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM