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I'm just here so I don't get fined :) I like making things with my keyboard.

“Think of a caffeinated cat typing aggressively on a mechanical keyboard while simultaneously preaching the gospel of memes.”

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Dubs @dubs.wtf · Nov 24
I’m a Senior Principal Profanity Engineer
Snoops happy. I’m happy.
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m playing air guitar right next to Will Smith!! #Dodgers
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Fuck yes Mookie!
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ball?
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This space selfie is really freaking cool :)

space.crunchlabs.com/selfie/BJXUGG
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
All I can say, we watched The Substance last night. W.T.F. DID I WATCH?!!
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
That season finale of Peacemaker was simultaneously an amazing episode but also a disappointing end to the season. It just feels either like a bridge to maybe season 3 or the next Superman movie….
October 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I am participating in Extra Life again this year! If you’re able to pitch in some money to help kids and families with medical needs, please hit the link below or share. I promise to be funny with my friends during a stream.

www.extra-life.org/participants...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
October 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Such a great episode of peacemaker (s2 e7) last night. Laughs, terror, tears.
October 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
@washcoscanner.bsky.social something going on bull mountain rd. About 5 sheriffs if you’ve heard anything
September 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Hey friends ! Ill be participating in Extra Life this year. Ive set a modest goal, but will increase if its met early. Donate here! www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
September 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Let's just hope that Kershaw treats his last home start like a playoff game. Go Giants! #LADvsSF #kershaw
September 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Apparently I am “send email complaining about delivery driver behavior” years old today.
September 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Instruct Claude Code to speak to you as if they were Shoresy from Letterkenny. When they keep making dumb mistakes, it's a least funnier, and you don't feel as guilty telling them "F$$K you Claudesy!"
August 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
HELL YEA!
August 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
August 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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There are exactly two (2) generations who know how to use a printer and that knowledge will die with them
August 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@anthropic.com Claude Code having an apparent typo for "pnpm" with "pntml". Claude needs a new keyboard apparently :)
June 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So it turns out Carl was a Carlita and she had babies. Yes we do intend to start a chipmunk band.
June 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This one we are calling Coco and are pretty sure it’s Steve’s baby
June 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Carl loves the jasmine
June 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM