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Retired prole of refined vulgarity. "Truth may be stretched thin and not break, and it always floats on the surface of the lie, like oil on water" -Cervantes
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My great-grandparent's home and native land. True patriot love in all thy American great-grandchildren command!
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That’s pretty literal.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That’s pretty literal.
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whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
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Yet another blunder by the clown in charge of the FBI. It's stunning, really, watching real time the most unqualified (and obviously so) FBI director in its 100+ years history.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Kash Patel Makes Another Major Error on Brown University Shooting
The FBI director has once again prematurely announced details about the suspect.
www.yahoo.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Yet another blunder by the clown in charge of the FBI. It's stunning, really, watching real time the most unqualified (and obviously so) FBI director in its 100+ years history.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
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Man detained in connection with Brown University shooting will be released
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December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Man detained in connection with Brown University shooting will be released
www.wpri.com/news/local-n...
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Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son was pulled over by ICE and forced to prove he is an American.
Two options:
1) ICE deliberately targeted him.
2) ICE is stopping all non-White people without any probable cause and forcing them to prove they are citizens.
Hard to say which option is scarier.
Two options:
1) ICE deliberately targeted him.
2) ICE is stopping all non-White people without any probable cause and forcing them to prove they are citizens.
Hard to say which option is scarier.
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son was pulled over by ICE and forced to prove he is an American.
Two options:
1) ICE deliberately targeted him.
2) ICE is stopping all non-White people without any probable cause and forcing them to prove they are citizens.
Hard to say which option is scarier.
Two options:
1) ICE deliberately targeted him.
2) ICE is stopping all non-White people without any probable cause and forcing them to prove they are citizens.
Hard to say which option is scarier.
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People Magazine says Rob Reiner and his wife were murdered by their son, Nick.
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son: Sources (Exclusive)
Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were found after first responders were called to the couple's Brentwood home at 3:30 p.m..
people.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
People Magazine says Rob Reiner and his wife were murdered by their son, Nick.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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Female reporters fall into two categories for Trump:
*"Ugly," "stupid," "aggressive,""piggy"
*What a beautiful lady, just like my daughter, can you stand up and turn around so we can all take a good look
*"Ugly," "stupid," "aggressive,""piggy"
*What a beautiful lady, just like my daughter, can you stand up and turn around so we can all take a good look
Trump gets distracted by a woman in the crowd he says looks like Ivanka and has her turn for the cameras
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Female reporters fall into two categories for Trump:
*"Ugly," "stupid," "aggressive,""piggy"
*What a beautiful lady, just like my daughter, can you stand up and turn around so we can all take a good look
*"Ugly," "stupid," "aggressive,""piggy"
*What a beautiful lady, just like my daughter, can you stand up and turn around so we can all take a good look
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It’s a joke. See, Trump banned states from regulating AI, resulting in an unregulated AI image of Trump using a walker. It’s funny, if you can follow the plot. 😂😂😂
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s a joke. See, Trump banned states from regulating AI, resulting in an unregulated AI image of Trump using a walker. It’s funny, if you can follow the plot. 😂😂😂
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this might be the first time i've seen a community note on x that serves as a punch line to the tweet
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
this might be the first time i've seen a community note on x that serves as a punch line to the tweet
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Trump's mangled right hand was extremely spackled tonight at the White House congressional ball (Alex Wong/Getty)
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Trump's mangled right hand was extremely spackled tonight at the White House congressional ball (Alex Wong/Getty)
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Alternative phrasing: “the President has no authority to issue pardons on state charges. This has no legal standing."
NEW: President Donald Trump says he is granting a pardon to Tina Peters, who was convicted on state charges related to tampering with Colorado's election systems. Legal experts say presidential pardons do not apply to state charges.
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Alternative phrasing: “the President has no authority to issue pardons on state charges. This has no legal standing."
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This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
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Think I have my 2026 Christmas card all lined up
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Think I have my 2026 Christmas card all lined up
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We now learn that Fifa had a very specific "ask" in exchange for its "Peace Award" to Trump, with loads of gold trinkets, and that was dismissal of a criminal corruption case against senior Fifa officials. And Trump granted it. Another corrupt bargain, barely noticed (and ignored by US media).
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We now learn that Fifa had a very specific "ask" in exchange for its "Peace Award" to Trump, with loads of gold trinkets, and that was dismissal of a criminal corruption case against senior Fifa officials. And Trump granted it. Another corrupt bargain, barely noticed (and ignored by US media).
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The war crimes are a distraction from Trump selling citizenship to rich foreigners, which is a distraction from his yellow skin, bandaged hands and cryptic MRI, which is a distraction from him demolishing the White House and the architect quitting which is a distraction from…
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The war crimes are a distraction from Trump selling citizenship to rich foreigners, which is a distraction from his yellow skin, bandaged hands and cryptic MRI, which is a distraction from him demolishing the White House and the architect quitting which is a distraction from…
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🚨Indiana Republicans ignore threats from the mob boss in the Oval Office, seat stealing proposal goes down 31-19…
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
🚨Indiana Republicans ignore threats from the mob boss in the Oval Office, seat stealing proposal goes down 31-19…
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Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
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How to keep your Christmas tree upright throughout the festive season:
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
How to keep your Christmas tree upright throughout the festive season:
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If it weren't for our taxes, he'd have no social life..
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If it weren't for our taxes, he'd have no social life..
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I have never seen Donald Trump drive a car. Even on "The Apprentice," they showed a car driving without showing the driver, then there was a jump cut to the stopped car, and they showed Trump getting out of the driver's seat. It was video trickery.
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I have never seen Donald Trump drive a car. Even on "The Apprentice," they showed a car driving without showing the driver, then there was a jump cut to the stopped car, and they showed Trump getting out of the driver's seat. It was video trickery.
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What this clearly demonstrates is how easily Trump is manipulated.
Trump says he knows the people who sought the pardon for Juan Orlando Hernandez but not him.
They asked & he did it.
WHO are those people? Putin? Viktor Orbán? A coked-up Don Jr who needs his main cocaine supplier back in business?
Trump says he knows the people who sought the pardon for Juan Orlando Hernandez but not him.
They asked & he did it.
WHO are those people? Putin? Viktor Orbán? A coked-up Don Jr who needs his main cocaine supplier back in business?
Awful: Trump just admitted in a new interview that he knows "very little" about the Honduran ex-president he pardoned. This guy trafficked a gazillion times more drugs into the US than anyone Trump has executed. Wrecks his case for the boat bombings.
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
Trump Accidentally Sabotages Case for Bombings in New Interview Fiasco
The president’s claims about the boat killings and his pardon of the Honduran ex-president in a new Politico interview should finally convince Republicans that they, and we, must get to the bottom of ...
newrepublic.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What this clearly demonstrates is how easily Trump is manipulated.
Trump says he knows the people who sought the pardon for Juan Orlando Hernandez but not him.
They asked & he did it.
WHO are those people? Putin? Viktor Orbán? A coked-up Don Jr who needs his main cocaine supplier back in business?
Trump says he knows the people who sought the pardon for Juan Orlando Hernandez but not him.
They asked & he did it.
WHO are those people? Putin? Viktor Orbán? A coked-up Don Jr who needs his main cocaine supplier back in business?