DrWorm
@drworm420.bsky.social
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm
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For centuries, man has dreamt of a car that is also your friend. Now, we’re proud to present “Horse”
October 30, 2023 at 10:18 PM
For centuries, man has dreamt of a car that is also your friend. Now, we’re proud to present “Horse”
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i never thought "cookies" could have a bad vibe until i found out about crumbl
October 15, 2023 at 1:10 PM
i never thought "cookies" could have a bad vibe until i found out about crumbl
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NEW GUNNER: (wind-muffled distance) Avast ye… promoted…Gunner!
PIRATE: YO HO! MATEY THATS HEAPS GOOD AYE
“HEAPS” the POWDER MONKEY: [hand covers eye patch] you *know* how self-conscious I still feel about the accident
PIRATE: YO HO! MATEY THATS HEAPS GOOD AYE
“HEAPS” the POWDER MONKEY: [hand covers eye patch] you *know* how self-conscious I still feel about the accident
September 20, 2023 at 6:38 AM
NEW GUNNER: (wind-muffled distance) Avast ye… promoted…Gunner!
PIRATE: YO HO! MATEY THATS HEAPS GOOD AYE
“HEAPS” the POWDER MONKEY: [hand covers eye patch] you *know* how self-conscious I still feel about the accident
PIRATE: YO HO! MATEY THATS HEAPS GOOD AYE
“HEAPS” the POWDER MONKEY: [hand covers eye patch] you *know* how self-conscious I still feel about the accident
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fuck yeah I’m taken
taken my meds
taken my meds
September 20, 2023 at 2:30 AM
fuck yeah I’m taken
taken my meds
taken my meds
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"We're BFFs," he says.
“Aw!” I respond and reach out to hug him, only then seeing he has bananas for fingers. One touch and now I too have bananas for fingers.
“Aw!” I respond and reach out to hug him, only then seeing he has bananas for fingers. One touch and now I too have bananas for fingers.
September 20, 2023 at 1:53 AM
"We're BFFs," he says.
“Aw!” I respond and reach out to hug him, only then seeing he has bananas for fingers. One touch and now I too have bananas for fingers.
“Aw!” I respond and reach out to hug him, only then seeing he has bananas for fingers. One touch and now I too have bananas for fingers.
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Don’t drink baby’s blood to stay youthful, enjoy it just for the flavor
August 23, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Don’t drink baby’s blood to stay youthful, enjoy it just for the flavor
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Did the Ancestry thing and it turns out that they're all dead
August 18, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Did the Ancestry thing and it turns out that they're all dead
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