Cassander
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Doctor of internetology. Elder Millennial. Nicest of the Damned. Award-winning pun-master. Widely regarded as a bad influence. Small Pixel Hater. He/Him.
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Hold me closer, cloudy dancer
Count the blinkenlights on the highways
Count the blinkenlights on the highways
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hold me closer, cloudy dancer
Count the blinkenlights on the highways
Count the blinkenlights on the highways
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If the Democratic Party had any spine, every single elected member from Senator down to Dog Catcher would issue public statements saying the exact same thing: Service members have not just a right, but a constitutional requirement to refuse to follow illegal orders.
Scoop: FBI aims to escalate its inquiry into 6 Democrats who made video for troops by pressing domestic terrorism squad to launch a formal seditious conspiracy investigation. Washington Field Office leaders are pushing back b/c they don't see a crime. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
FBI Seeks ‘Seditious Conspiracy’ Probe of Democratic Lawmakers
The FBI is pressuring domestic terrorism agents to open a seditious conspiracy investigation into six Democratic lawmakers who advised military service members to defy unlawful orders, according to th...
news.bloomberglaw.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If the Democratic Party had any spine, every single elected member from Senator down to Dog Catcher would issue public statements saying the exact same thing: Service members have not just a right, but a constitutional requirement to refuse to follow illegal orders.
Tis the season to build a LEGO Hot Chocolate Stand.
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tis the season to build a LEGO Hot Chocolate Stand.
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By that logic, 2002's The Time Machine is a Christmas movie, averaging approximately 6,619,019 Christmases per minute over its 96 minute runtime.
December 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
By that logic, 2002's The Time Machine is a Christmas movie, averaging approximately 6,619,019 Christmases per minute over its 96 minute runtime.
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The original "Planet of the Apes" is a Christmas movie. In the first ten minutes alone it has like 2,000 Christmases.
December 23, 2024 at 6:10 PM
The original "Planet of the Apes" is a Christmas movie. In the first ten minutes alone it has like 2,000 Christmases.
We should march every one of these goddamned christofascists into the Gulf of Mexico, but it’s already got enough garbage in it.
Canadian publisher Kids Can Press "strongly condemns any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin's name or image" following Pete Hegseth's post:
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We should march every one of these goddamned christofascists into the Gulf of Mexico, but it’s already got enough garbage in it.
This is awesome. There's even an STO tag, and the USS Enterprise-F. Have you seen this, @thomasthecat.bsky.social?
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is awesome. There's even an STO tag, and the USS Enterprise-F. Have you seen this, @thomasthecat.bsky.social?
I'm preeeeetttttyyy sure there's nothing in the Jedi code about using the Force to push a dude off a bridge into a bottomless ravine while his back is to you.
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm preeeeetttttyyy sure there's nothing in the Jedi code about using the Force to push a dude off a bridge into a bottomless ravine while his back is to you.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The absolute worst part of having a beard is catching hair on the zipper of your hoodie.
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The absolute worst part of having a beard is catching hair on the zipper of your hoodie.
Hey, I'll show you my innuendo if you show me yours.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Hey, I'll show you my innuendo if you show me yours.
"Fuck you, make me" applies to giving up, too.
It's a dark time right now, and a lot of people are struggling with keeping a light of Hope.
I think that's okay. Sometimes Hope can take the back seat, and let Spite take the wheel.
I think that's okay. Sometimes Hope can take the back seat, and let Spite take the wheel.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Fuck you, make me" applies to giving up, too.
OK so a bit of neosporin when you've got a li'l spot on your tongue isn't a good idea
Follow me for more health tips I guess
Follow me for more health tips I guess
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
OK so a bit of neosporin when you've got a li'l spot on your tongue isn't a good idea
Follow me for more health tips I guess
Follow me for more health tips I guess
Seventh Chevron, now locked behind Prime membership.
Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series
www.gateworld.net/news/2025/11...
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new #Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm. @primevideo.bsky.social
www.gateworld.net/news/2025/11...
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new #Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm. @primevideo.bsky.social
Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series » GateWorld
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm.
www.gateworld.net
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Seventh Chevron, now locked behind Prime membership.
I am not going to listen to the creepy nuzzi song and you can't make me
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am not going to listen to the creepy nuzzi song and you can't make me
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The four horsemen of internet service outages are DNS, BGP, the Greater American Cable Seeking Backhoe, and a fucked up config file getting propagated through the network, and the result is in: the fourth horseman is what got Cloudflare this time blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-...
Cloudflare outage on November 18, 2025
Cloudflare suffered a service outage on November 18, 2025. The outage was triggered by a bug in generation logic for a Bot Management feature file causing many Cloudflare services to be affected.
blog.cloudflare.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The four horsemen of internet service outages are DNS, BGP, the Greater American Cable Seeking Backhoe, and a fucked up config file getting propagated through the network, and the result is in: the fourth horseman is what got Cloudflare this time blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-...
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BRING BACK DEATH LEMONADE
Once the top U.S. fast-casual chain, Panera has dipped to number three, falling behind Chipotle and Panda Express.
Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
BRING BACK DEATH LEMONADE
🎶Iiiiii'mmmm wakin' up, so you better get this coffee started🎵
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
🎶Iiiiii'mmmm wakin' up, so you better get this coffee started🎵
I did not think there was anything more loathsome than app patch notes that just said "general updates and bugfixes".
I was wrong.
I just read what was obviously AI-generated poetry for app patch notes.
This is the dumbest future.
I was wrong.
I just read what was obviously AI-generated poetry for app patch notes.
This is the dumbest future.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I did not think there was anything more loathsome than app patch notes that just said "general updates and bugfixes".
I was wrong.
I just read what was obviously AI-generated poetry for app patch notes.
This is the dumbest future.
I was wrong.
I just read what was obviously AI-generated poetry for app patch notes.
This is the dumbest future.
Behold: The Camel Rider (aka the Desert Rider)
See also: jaxtoday.org/2023/02/28/t... and thecoastal.com/culture/the-...
Lunch or light supper, hits just right.
See also: jaxtoday.org/2023/02/28/t... and thecoastal.com/culture/the-...
Lunch or light supper, hits just right.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Behold: The Camel Rider (aka the Desert Rider)
See also: jaxtoday.org/2023/02/28/t... and thecoastal.com/culture/the-...
Lunch or light supper, hits just right.
See also: jaxtoday.org/2023/02/28/t... and thecoastal.com/culture/the-...
Lunch or light supper, hits just right.
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I’m gonna need you guys to exercise some critical thinking skills.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’m gonna need you guys to exercise some critical thinking skills.
I am past the point where everything I am learning about Olivia Nuzzi is against my will.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I am past the point where everything I am learning about Olivia Nuzzi is against my will.
First hot chocolate of the winter, and gottamn is it good.
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
First hot chocolate of the winter, and gottamn is it good.
Moderately excited for the Dunkin' Donuts knockoff of this drink next week.
Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Moderately excited for the Dunkin' Donuts knockoff of this drink next week.