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Cassander
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Doctor of internetology. Elder Millennial. Nicest of the Damned. Award-winning pun-master. Widely regarded as a bad influence. Small Pixel Hater. He/Him.

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Another view of the LEGO Hot Chocolate Stand
The same LEGO Hot Chocolate Stand (shaped like a mug, Christmasy color scheme) from the side. The Green Sweater Guy in the fuzzy hat is in the foreground holding a cookie. The woman behind the counter is looking forward. There's a brown mug on the counter. The Yellow Happy Plant is out-of-focus and just poking into the frame from the right.
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Tis the season to build a LEGO Hot Chocolate Stand.
A LEGO Hot Chocolate Stand set built and sitting in front of its box. The worker is behind the counter in the mug-shaped stand on a white LEGO plate base. A male figure in a green sweater and fuzzy hat is sitting at a table beside the stand smiling at his mug of hot chocolate. The stand itself is red & green with a white & gold awning, a brown roof, and a LEGO-built candy-cane poking out the top at an angle. In the background is a blurry blue Happy Plant (https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/happy-plants-10349)
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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A screenshot from the GOG (Good Old Games) 2025 study/survey. Question 26: In my opinion, the biggest enemy of video games is? Answer: Capitalism
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I never expected to find myself in CostCo.
A box for All-American ⁂ CRACKERS ⁂ slow baked Crispy Cornbread Crackers made with REAL BUTTER made with ORGANIC CORN FLOUR 4 - 5.0 oz bags Net Wt. 20 oz (567g)
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Crow and Tom Servo (from Mystery Science Theater 3000) facing the camera, sitting in a theater. There's a heavily-blurred Netflix logo in the upper left corner.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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What wonders does “View full thread” hold this time?
A screenshot of a Bsky exchange: Zoë "Baddie Proctor" Quinn- All morality aside, idek why people would want a slur for Al. slurs are the lowest form of being a Hater, there's a reason children and the soft minded are drawn to them. Al, unlike the usual targets of slurs, actually deserves hate. Don't embarrass yourself with that bush league shit View full thread frankentoast @toasty.cx- all they had to do was make a goddamn han and lando buddy cop heist movie, that's it Zoë "Baddie Proctor" Quinn- but what if Daenerys was there? also, a space train.
October 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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A little part of me wants to have kids so in twenty years I can confuse them with this fuckin' thing.
A small brass or bronze keychain accessory. Moving from left to right, it features a closed loop, a U shape, a little spiky bit, and a rubber tip. It is about two and a half inches long.
September 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Alas, poor Florick! I knew him, skeeters, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent reassembly.
A colorful, flower-covered skull made of Lego, shot in 3/4 profile facing to the left of the viewer. It is in front of its box. The set is 40811: Altar of the Dead. The assembled set is about four inches high. There's a little yellow Lego Plant Guy also visible in the background.
September 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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No Man's Sky would like to remind you bisexuals exist.

(for those not familiar, the base materials are neutral grays, and this is all lighting effects)
A screenshot from No Man's Sky in a space station vividly lit in pink/purple and blue tones.
September 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Oh yeah, that's broke. I thought you meant it wasn't loading.

Welp, thanks President Kiddydiddler and Dr. Roadkill!
Using vaccines.gov to search for pharmacies near zip code 90210, and it's throwing a red error message about entering a valid 5-digit zip code.
September 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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It is working for me:
A screenshot from vaccines.gov with a search box for finding a local pharmacy based on your zip code. There's a head-note saying "The functionality of this website may be impacted while it is being updated."
September 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Grabbed these little guys last week, and built them during some meetings yesterday. Small and easy, and you end up with some cheery desk decorations.
Two Lego sculptures of potted plants with smiley faces in front of their box. They're about five inches tall, with arms like macaroni noodles and little stumpy legs. One is powder blue and sitting. The other is a soft yellow, standing.
September 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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The early 2000s was a wild time.

It's got a ~11" touch-screen, and a mostly standard 8.5x11" paper notebook on the writer's side. There were both right- and left-handed versions.

I'd absolutely love a modern one with an ARM or Apple Silicon processor.
An IBM ThinkPad TransNote fully deployed and ready for battle-meetings. A small laptop screen and keyboard on the left side, and a notepad with pen on the right.
August 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I love a good line-up.
Two posts from Bluesky. The first is from Emma Zhou, replying to someone with an article about storing data on birds. The second is from Effin' Birds, with a picture of a burd looking confused asking "how the fuck did we end up here?"
July 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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If it's really anonymous, I think there's something misconfigured:
A screenshot of an error message. "Sign in to continue. To fill out this form, you must be signed in. Report Abuse Link. Sign In Link"
July 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Bob Newhart talking on a corded phone in his office Geordi La Forge answering a phone in Data's chest cavity. Captain Picard stands beside Data.
June 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Bob Newhart sitting in his office, holding a corded phone to his ear. Liam Neeson from Taken holding a cellphone to his ear, looking concerned.
June 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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"Ohh, neat! It's my friends, 🎵Data and Geordi In The Morning!🎶"
It's Troy and Abed from Community in the library, but their heads have been replaced with Data and Geordi. This is a Pintrest post from robintreks
June 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
The Aluminum Mallard landed on Phleebhut, from Space Quest 3. The ship itself is a long, metal rectangle with glass cockpit featuring a single pilot's seat. There are two circular engines at the back of the ship, and the loading ramp is down.
May 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

#Discworld
An image of Rincewind (a nervouce young wizzard in a red cloak and worn, patched pants) and The Luggage, a trunk with teeth in its lid and a dozen tiny feet sprouting from the bottom.
March 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Yes, I'm sure Florida will use "qudooschahm@hotmail.com" to send me text messages about the SunPass I don't have at an XYZ url.
An iPhone Screenshot of a text message. The URL has been partially blurred out. Quote: Pay Your Florida Toll by February 20, 2025 To avoid excessive late payment fees and potential legal actions, please ensure your toll is paid on time. Your prompt attention to this matter is greatly appreciated. An XYZ URL Best regards, Florida Dept. of Transportation (Please reply Y, then exit the text message and open it again to activate the link, or copy the link to your Safari browser and open it)
February 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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That price is a bit... on the nose, @greenmangaming.com.
A screenshot from Green Man Gaming for Hogwarts Legacy Deluxe Edition. It has a 79% discount, reducing the price from $69.99 to $14.88. Don't buy the transphobe's game, especially not for a nazi price.
January 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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An unsuccessful search for a user named corn.swiftonsecurity.com An unsuccessful search for a user CortanaErotica.swiftonsecurity.com
November 30, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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Apparently my nightstand drawer is the fuckit buckit into which I chuckit, "it" being old remotes. And... Surface power cables?
From left to right, the remotes for an LG AC, the terrible touchpad AppleTV remote, an XBox media remote, TWO Roku remotes, and an Amazon Kindle... firebox? Below the remotes are two Surface power adaptors. Everything is on a beige blanket.
November 26, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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I don't know what you mean
A screenshot from Epic Games Store of Hitman 3/World of Assassination showing 549 hours and 50 minutes played.
November 20, 2024 at 2:59 PM