Doctor Regular, Non-Haunted Kayak
@drkayak.bsky.social
I’m that origami/cat lady you might remember from other social media
She/her. Can you believe someone let me have a PhD?
She/her. Can you believe someone let me have a PhD?
Pinned
Me: I don’t need no man. I don’t need anyone!
Also me, aloud and with my full chest, whenever I see one of those higary__ posts: thank you, gary
Also me, aloud and with my full chest, whenever I see one of those higary__ posts: thank you, gary
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We are talking about Sherlock Holmes's brother, Minecraft Holmes
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
We are talking about Sherlock Holmes's brother, Minecraft Holmes
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It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times
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I am a dev and I dislike AI because
•it cannot operate without stolen data
•it does not work reliably
•it lies all the time
•it is terribly inefficient
•it pollutes
•it is/was oversold
•the biggest frauds champion it
•the people behind it are psychos
none of these are unreasonable complaints
•it cannot operate without stolen data
•it does not work reliably
•it lies all the time
•it is terribly inefficient
•it pollutes
•it is/was oversold
•the biggest frauds champion it
•the people behind it are psychos
none of these are unreasonable complaints
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I am a dev and I dislike AI because
•it cannot operate without stolen data
•it does not work reliably
•it lies all the time
•it is terribly inefficient
•it pollutes
•it is/was oversold
•the biggest frauds champion it
•the people behind it are psychos
none of these are unreasonable complaints
•it cannot operate without stolen data
•it does not work reliably
•it lies all the time
•it is terribly inefficient
•it pollutes
•it is/was oversold
•the biggest frauds champion it
•the people behind it are psychos
none of these are unreasonable complaints
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I both think this is impossible and also think that it is highly probable
According to his wife, Stephen Miller eats only mayonnaise.
I cannot decide if this disgusting fact is the most or least surprising thing I've read this week.
I cannot decide if this disgusting fact is the most or least surprising thing I've read this week.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I both think this is impossible and also think that it is highly probable
Usually I’m not good at those “what are you thankful for?” exercises, but something just came to me that I can’t stop thinking about:
Post-childhood, I have always lived in places with good water. Even by US standards, the water has been good right out of the tap, and that’s not nothing.
Post-childhood, I have always lived in places with good water. Even by US standards, the water has been good right out of the tap, and that’s not nothing.
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Usually I’m not good at those “what are you thankful for?” exercises, but something just came to me that I can’t stop thinking about:
Post-childhood, I have always lived in places with good water. Even by US standards, the water has been good right out of the tap, and that’s not nothing.
Post-childhood, I have always lived in places with good water. Even by US standards, the water has been good right out of the tap, and that’s not nothing.
I had a dream that as part of my school’s mulri-factor authentication you had to squish a blueberry into a special slot on the keyboard
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I had a dream that as part of my school’s mulri-factor authentication you had to squish a blueberry into a special slot on the keyboard
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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Here is something we could do: what if we stopped being fucking weird about autism
We can laugh about how stupid this is, but at the end of the day, a not-insignificant number of parents will believe the CDC and refuse to vaccinate. And some of their children will die because of it.
www.cdc.gov/vaccine-safe...
www.cdc.gov/vaccine-safe...
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Here is something we could do: what if we stopped being fucking weird about autism
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Man, remember when the internet was 90% riffing on silver age comic panels? Now we're all communists and/or nazis reacting to crowd work clips. What happened to us
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Man, remember when the internet was 90% riffing on silver age comic panels? Now we're all communists and/or nazis reacting to crowd work clips. What happened to us
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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Thanks to everyone who contributed stories to this segment. Here’s some information on Sapphire Bullets, the only They Might Be Giants tribute that matters, via @drkayak.bsky.social tmbw.net/wiki/Sapphir...
Ep 411 is up! Andy eats a cookie & talks about Pyjama Man’s latest antics & Tracy Morgan singing U2. On Rachel’s Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines (@therachel.bsky.social) shares listener stories of full-album concerts, follows RATM across the pond & looks at a Christopher Cross singles collection.
Episode 411
Podcast Episode · PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY · 11/17/2025 · 50m
podcasts.apple.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Thanks to everyone who contributed stories to this segment. Here’s some information on Sapphire Bullets, the only They Might Be Giants tribute that matters, via @drkayak.bsky.social tmbw.net/wiki/Sapphir...
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remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism
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USDA orders states to stop paying full SNAP benefits and "immediately undo" steps taken to issue them for November. Follow live updates.
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
USDA orders states to stop paying full SNAP benefits and "immediately undo" steps taken to issue them for November. Follow live updates.
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z
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All right stop what you're doing
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
All right stop what you're doing
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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Getting word that the Pope just said, “Habibis…” before addressing the Cardinals
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Getting word that the Pope just said, “Habibis…” before addressing the Cardinals
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.