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If you were sitting in a high chair at McDonald’s in 1972, the four-armed Evil Grimace would watch you eat. At least they made him look as friendly and non-threatening as possible.
April 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If you were sitting in a high chair at McDonald’s in 1972, the four-armed Evil Grimace would watch you eat. At least they made him look as friendly and non-threatening as possible.
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TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend?
REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
February 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend?
REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
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February 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I gotta hand it to him, he still manages to completely shock me even after all this time.
Reporter: Do you have any plans to visit the crash site?
Trump: What's the site? Water? You want me to go swimming?
Trump: What's the site? Water? You want me to go swimming?
January 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I gotta hand it to him, he still manages to completely shock me even after all this time.
We love Nosferatu, don’t we folks?
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
We love Nosferatu, don’t we folks?
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Not to be alarmist, but please be prepared for many gov services to vanish or be horribly downgraded in the months to come. While continuing to push national and local electeds to hold the line, think about non-gov groups that are supporting folks in your community and consider how to support them.
January 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not to be alarmist, but please be prepared for many gov services to vanish or be horribly downgraded in the months to come. While continuing to push national and local electeds to hold the line, think about non-gov groups that are supporting folks in your community and consider how to support them.
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
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Werner Herzog: “The pastry implores us to follow our dreams. But should we indulge the fantasies of a madman?”
December 29, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Werner Herzog: “The pastry implores us to follow our dreams. But should we indulge the fantasies of a madman?”
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ghosts of christmas from last year!
December 25, 2024 at 2:40 AM
ghosts of christmas from last year!
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Being visited by 3 ghosts brb
December 25, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Being visited by 3 ghosts brb
Finally
December 22, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Finally
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Character of the Day: Klaud
December 20, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Character of the Day: Klaud
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babe wake up. government christmas skeleton just dropped
'Tis the season.
December 20, 2024 at 12:35 AM
babe wake up. government christmas skeleton just dropped
Seven days to Christmas, folks
a black and white photo of a circle in the dark .
ALT: a black and white photo of a circle in the dark .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Seven days to Christmas, folks
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Rizzo the Rat will return as Himself in Avengers: Doomsday
December 16, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Rizzo the Rat will return as Himself in Avengers: Doomsday
The man is truly one of us
December 15, 2024 at 4:55 AM
The man is truly one of us
We are so back
December 13, 2024 at 3:33 AM
We are so back
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Merry Christmas, you invisible, heat-vision-lovin’ son of a gun!
December 9, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Merry Christmas, you invisible, heat-vision-lovin’ son of a gun!
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New commission: a Muppet version of THE FIFTH ELEMENT featuring Miss Piggy and Waldorf! The original was drawn with mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper; this is a digitally colored version. #MuppetMonday
December 9, 2024 at 3:01 PM
New commission: a Muppet version of THE FIFTH ELEMENT featuring Miss Piggy and Waldorf! The original was drawn with mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper; this is a digitally colored version. #MuppetMonday
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Today in 1994: Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe officially opens, replacing the original location of Tomorrowland Terrace.
Happy 30th Birthday Sonny Eclipse!
Happy 30th Birthday Sonny Eclipse!
December 9, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Today in 1994: Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe officially opens, replacing the original location of Tomorrowland Terrace.
Happy 30th Birthday Sonny Eclipse!
Happy 30th Birthday Sonny Eclipse!
Through rigorous study I’ve determined it takes exactly six minutes for me to go completely feral while watching Fury Road.
December 8, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Through rigorous study I’ve determined it takes exactly six minutes for me to go completely feral while watching Fury Road.
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Dolphin Spotting Tour (rerun)
December 5, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Dolphin Spotting Tour (rerun)