Dreykovsky
@dreykovsky.bsky.social
Pith and vinegar.
Writer of books sometimes: Google Pierre Manchot
Writer of books sometimes: Google Pierre Manchot
Lil frustrating that this started, in part, because Americans couldn't handle the responsibility of reinventing AM radio.
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Lil frustrating that this started, in part, because Americans couldn't handle the responsibility of reinventing AM radio.
I'm so tired of the misreporting of Charlie Kirk. Primarily that they keep referring to him by name and not "Dorkus Malorkus with a Rare Case of Lil Bitch Disease," which is AP style.
September 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'm so tired of the misreporting of Charlie Kirk. Primarily that they keep referring to him by name and not "Dorkus Malorkus with a Rare Case of Lil Bitch Disease," which is AP style.
Idea for a spy movie about a guy who could break into the White House and Pentagon but only to watch people change and go to the bathroom
March 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Idea for a spy movie about a guy who could break into the White House and Pentagon but only to watch people change and go to the bathroom
Watching a twitch stream from 7 years ago. The two craziest things I heard was a comment praising Dr. Disrespect and the phrase "I like JK Rowling, she's fun on Twitter."
March 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Watching a twitch stream from 7 years ago. The two craziest things I heard was a comment praising Dr. Disrespect and the phrase "I like JK Rowling, she's fun on Twitter."
Just found out that George Santos is my age (literally 3 weeks difference) and I am having a hard time accepting this
March 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just found out that George Santos is my age (literally 3 weeks difference) and I am having a hard time accepting this
Your activation phrase is "I am Malenia."
This sleeper cell will not activate until the phrase is repeated 300 times.
#eldenring
This sleeper cell will not activate until the phrase is repeated 300 times.
#eldenring
February 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Your activation phrase is "I am Malenia."
This sleeper cell will not activate until the phrase is repeated 300 times.
#eldenring
This sleeper cell will not activate until the phrase is repeated 300 times.
#eldenring
I wish I could express how good this joke is but literally no one that I know would understand what the fuck I was talking about
Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Losing your mind and spending countless years walking in small circles after being beguiled by Nashandra does.
Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you a king. Smashing Rhaegar on the Trident does.
February 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I wish I could express how good this joke is but literally no one that I know would understand what the fuck I was talking about
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i find it comforting on a deep emotional level that Bruce Campbell sized up our present political moment and decided to become an anti-AI activist
February 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i find it comforting on a deep emotional level that Bruce Campbell sized up our present political moment and decided to become an anti-AI activist
Just in case you were feeling self-conscious, I've noticed every time you struggled opening the back bus door. It's devastating and it's all I ever talk about at lunch with my hot friends
February 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just in case you were feeling self-conscious, I've noticed every time you struggled opening the back bus door. It's devastating and it's all I ever talk about at lunch with my hot friends
Can't imagine a decision with smaller dick energy than becoming an ICE agent
February 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Can't imagine a decision with smaller dick energy than becoming an ICE agent
Is it just me, or is Terrifier 3 kinda meh? The kills were neat, often hilarious, but literally everything else was just sooo boring
February 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Is it just me, or is Terrifier 3 kinda meh? The kills were neat, often hilarious, but literally everything else was just sooo boring
Playing Death's Door. It is charming as hell and I appreciate the difficulty curve and the expressive boss battles. #videogames
February 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Playing Death's Door. It is charming as hell and I appreciate the difficulty curve and the expressive boss battles. #videogames
One thing I would like from the Dems is to admit they fucked up. And then I would like them to move forward with significant action.
I suspect we'll see neither with the current leadership.
I suspect we'll see neither with the current leadership.
February 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
One thing I would like from the Dems is to admit they fucked up. And then I would like them to move forward with significant action.
I suspect we'll see neither with the current leadership.
I suspect we'll see neither with the current leadership.
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My DMs are for porn bots and guys from Ghana who write “hello lovely” thirty times in a row. Everyone else GTFO.
February 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My DMs are for porn bots and guys from Ghana who write “hello lovely” thirty times in a row. Everyone else GTFO.
Imagine burning down an entire continent's economy because your grandkids told you "take my wife, please" jokes weren't funny any more.
February 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Imagine burning down an entire continent's economy because your grandkids told you "take my wife, please" jokes weren't funny any more.
Poulet Salmon and Garf-uncured-el
Make a band meatier
Pearl Jamón
Pearl Jamón
Make a band meatier
Metallikabob
Metallikabob
January 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Poulet Salmon and Garf-uncured-el
I don't really manspread on the bus but I do listen to my headphones really loud, so I guess you could say manspread my award winning taste in music you ungrateful tit
January 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I don't really manspread on the bus but I do listen to my headphones really loud, so I guess you could say manspread my award winning taste in music you ungrateful tit
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*Hideo Kojima game set during the Somme*
Colonel: Tommy. This is Trench Footman. He'll be your guide when you need to patch yourself up.
TF: You're holding the Synergised Hypodermic Epinephrine Limbic Loadout, or SHELL. Press R1 to use SHELL to cure SHOCK.
Tommy: SHOCK?
Colonel: Tommy. This is Trench Footman. He'll be your guide when you need to patch yourself up.
TF: You're holding the Synergised Hypodermic Epinephrine Limbic Loadout, or SHELL. Press R1 to use SHELL to cure SHOCK.
Tommy: SHOCK?
January 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
*Hideo Kojima game set during the Somme*
Colonel: Tommy. This is Trench Footman. He'll be your guide when you need to patch yourself up.
TF: You're holding the Synergised Hypodermic Epinephrine Limbic Loadout, or SHELL. Press R1 to use SHELL to cure SHOCK.
Tommy: SHOCK?
Colonel: Tommy. This is Trench Footman. He'll be your guide when you need to patch yourself up.
TF: You're holding the Synergised Hypodermic Epinephrine Limbic Loadout, or SHELL. Press R1 to use SHELL to cure SHOCK.
Tommy: SHOCK?
*remembers seeing a body in the street a week before Thanksgiving*
We're just gonna shuffle that one into the "Think about it during idle moments but still forget to mention it on therapy" folder
We're just gonna shuffle that one into the "Think about it during idle moments but still forget to mention it on therapy" folder
January 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
*remembers seeing a body in the street a week before Thanksgiving*
We're just gonna shuffle that one into the "Think about it during idle moments but still forget to mention it on therapy" folder
We're just gonna shuffle that one into the "Think about it during idle moments but still forget to mention it on therapy" folder
I mumble in my handwriting too
January 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I mumble in my handwriting too
Oh shit my friends are coming from instagram and now I gotta bury my dork bullshit. Quick, everybody! Start talking about how I get hella laid and remain remarkably athletic in my late 30s!
January 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh shit my friends are coming from instagram and now I gotta bury my dork bullshit. Quick, everybody! Start talking about how I get hella laid and remain remarkably athletic in my late 30s!
I had two breakfasts and saw a lady take a squeege on the bus. How's your morning?
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I had two breakfasts and saw a lady take a squeege on the bus. How's your morning?
I'll say that the pixel remaster of Final fantasy 5 is pretty excellent. I always bounced off this one early on (there were a lot of emulator issues that couldn't render a lot of the textures) and the Anthology version just kinda slugged along
January 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'll say that the pixel remaster of Final fantasy 5 is pretty excellent. I always bounced off this one early on (there were a lot of emulator issues that couldn't render a lot of the textures) and the Anthology version just kinda slugged along
The vet sent me a text that asked me to bring dog shit to the appointment and I DID. then they were like "oh, fuckin gross, haha we got your ass, idiot."
January 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The vet sent me a text that asked me to bring dog shit to the appointment and I DID. then they were like "oh, fuckin gross, haha we got your ass, idiot."