Real talk: Irvine's dead stare barely visible from inside the HVAC while watching the president squeege would solve at least 4 current crises

It's called Pervin' Irvine

A friend in reeds is better...

"Good heavens, sir!"

I usually give it the horns and if it doesn't open at the gentlest touch, I breach myself into the world via bus door birth like ace Ventura through a rhino buttthole

And I further suspect we won't see that because:

1. They'll claim that they didn't fuck up
2. This is the result they wanted

(quietly coming from somewhere)

"TEST. YOUR MIGHT. TEST. YOUR..."

*Talons are as long as