Dreamboat Dave
@dreamboatdave.bsky.social
The boat of your dreams... 🔗
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Dreamboat Dave
@dreamboatdave.bsky.social
· Nov 21
IDGAF, I'm calling them tweets.
Polite guy, with a dirty side...
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Polite guy, with a dirty side...
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It's the end of the world as we know it and I'm making mac n cheese.
September 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's the end of the world as we know it and I'm making mac n cheese.
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I don't care who you're kissing as long as it's done with consent and fresh breath.
September 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I don't care who you're kissing as long as it's done with consent and fresh breath.
I can't separate the charm from the man, my dear... We're a pair...
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I can't separate the charm from the man, my dear... We're a pair...
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One day you're young and cool and the next you have a favourite frypan.
September 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
One day you're young and cool and the next you have a favourite frypan.
Woke up again without Michael Buffer introducing me... but whatever...
September 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Woke up again without Michael Buffer introducing me... but whatever...
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Get outside if you aren't already
August 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Get outside if you aren't already
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Fast approaching absolutely-losing-my-shit mode
August 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Fast approaching absolutely-losing-my-shit mode
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My husband was rambling about how differently the car handles when she doesn’t have a full load in her. I giggled, then he called me a pervert. I blame all of you.
August 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My husband was rambling about how differently the car handles when she doesn’t have a full load in her. I giggled, then he called me a pervert. I blame all of you.
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He said I’m his peace but I think he meant piece, either way I’m good with it.
August 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
He said I’m his peace but I think he meant piece, either way I’m good with it.
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No one wants to go big, we would all prefer to go home.
August 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
No one wants to go big, we would all prefer to go home.
Hey guys... I just drove for three hours, drinking coffee and didn't have to stop to pee once. (and I'm over 50)
July 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey guys... I just drove for three hours, drinking coffee and didn't have to stop to pee once. (and I'm over 50)
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leave my checkered past out of this
July 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
leave my checkered past out of this
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Today feels like a good day to trust fall into a volcano.
July 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Today feels like a good day to trust fall into a volcano.
He's a 10, but still uses Netscape and says "surf the web"...
June 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
He's a 10, but still uses Netscape and says "surf the web"...
Shoot your shot.
Quit the unfulfilling job.
Do that big thing.
Tell her she's the one.
Win the day.
Quit the unfulfilling job.
Do that big thing.
Tell her she's the one.
Win the day.
June 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Shoot your shot.
Quit the unfulfilling job.
Do that big thing.
Tell her she's the one.
Win the day.
Quit the unfulfilling job.
Do that big thing.
Tell her she's the one.
Win the day.
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Well fuck. I don't have anything to wear to Civil War 2 OR World War 3.
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Well fuck. I don't have anything to wear to Civil War 2 OR World War 3.
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Stop trying to please people.
Please yourself instead: eat that pizza and take a nap.
Please yourself instead: eat that pizza and take a nap.
June 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Stop trying to please people.
Please yourself instead: eat that pizza and take a nap.
Please yourself instead: eat that pizza and take a nap.
melancholy
and the
infinite
radness
and the
infinite
radness
June 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
melancholy
and the
infinite
radness
and the
infinite
radness
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Would gladly sacrifice some of this sex appeal for a morsel of executive function
February 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Would gladly sacrifice some of this sex appeal for a morsel of executive function
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When I said I really liked old wood, I wasn’t referring to you.
June 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When I said I really liked old wood, I wasn’t referring to you.
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I could be funny, smart, or insanely hot, but I chose the path of humility.
June 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I could be funny, smart, or insanely hot, but I chose the path of humility.
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There's something refreshing about a little midnight air
June 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
There's something refreshing about a little midnight air