Doctor* Bluman
drbluman.bsky.social
Doctor* Bluman
@drbluman.bsky.social
*not really a doctor
Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@838carlisle.bsky.social we need a rose idk gif
"I just hit it idk" - Rose Lavelle
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
lol baseball you are so stupid ilysm
what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
October 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Surely at some point somebody has called him Dirk Dingler, right?
Dillon Dingler grew up in Massillon in a family of Cleveland fans. He has barely been booed here in two weeks, compared to rest of Tigers, but he just quieted the home crowd with a go-ahead home run over LF wall. 2-1 Tigers on first Dingler Dinger since Sept. 11, and his first in Cleveland.
October 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
September 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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"votied for the dick kicker and not gonna lie, just feels like i'm being kicked in the dick a lot these days"

-tim, 34 years old, independent from ohio
September 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
attn @goldman.blue !!!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The thing that is hard to communicate is that that specific flavor of “brainrotted 4chan slug with incoherent beliefs” is also downstream of the right wing politics factories dumping glowing nuclear sludge into the river

there’s a reason nihilism has risen and it wears Rush Limbaugh’s face
September 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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The Panama Playlists is a collection of the Spotify accounts of celebrities, politicians, and journalists (JD Vance, Pam Bondi, Marc Andreessen, etc). “The Panama Papers revealed hidden bank accounts. This reveals hidden tastes.” [panamaplaylists.com]
August 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
August 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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honestly this is a masterwork of a statement. like the *degree* to which it throws Cuomo under the bus by implying that they were all just paying protection money because YOU KNOW HOW THAT GUY IS RIGHT? DON'T WE ALL HATE HIM OVER HERE ON THE WINNING SIDE I WAS TOTALLY ALWAYS ON?
Honestly, this made me laugh out loud (maybe it was more of a horrified cynical rattle). Points for honesty!
June 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lol. lmao.
Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.
June 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
lol neither did stringer
Bove (re the Adams meeting) "I don't think I instructed that attorney to stop taking notes, I do think I noted that prosecutor was taking notes."
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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spencer is one of my most cherished friends but damn i'm tired of posting praise about him being correct
June 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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I wrote a sonnet about Jonathan Chait's hypothetical vote.
June 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Tell him, he knows everything he needs to know and feels everything he needs to feel. And when the day comes, and those two pull together, he will be an unstoppable force for good.
June 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I like to think this is @pablo.show's way of doing penance for the, uh, unnatural curvature last week's show added to my Youtube algorithm. The arc of the PFTO universe is long, but it ben---you know what, nevermind.
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June 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
June 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"They have no shame, do they? They don't even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that's the final humiliation."
it’s wild how the trump administration doesn’t even need to try and spin a WMD story. they’re literally just like, we did what we did and you can get on board or die mad.
June 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural.
June 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
GODDAMMIT @pablo.show THIS IS YOUR FAULT
June 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM