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Jacob Bacharach
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Novelist, critic, books about crooks.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I wrote a sonnet about scaring my kid about Zohran Mamdani:
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Embrace Huáxià
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They're calling it America's most harmonious facade.
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I wrote a sonnet about a toilet in the White House.
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Such people there are living and flourishing in the world—Faithless, Hopeless, Charityless: let us have at them, dear friends, with might and main. Some there are, and very successful too, mere quacks and fools: and it was to combat and expose such as those, no doubt, that Laughter was made.
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Oh. Oh, no.
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The thing about great design is, you have to urn it.
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Few are brave enough to say so, but Tom Cruise did some really excellent physical comedy and slapstick work in The Mummy.
October 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Leaving aside my misspent youth, when I hiked the Inca Trail last year we drank coca tea every morning and I chewed coca leaf anytime we went over 10K ft elevation (so basically all the time), and honestly the stuff is great and extremely effective.
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
As usual the FT cuts through the breathless reporting with a sobering dose of what's actually transpired and transpiring.

on.ft.com/3W4IQUt
Trump’s Gaza plan hinges on security force yet to take shape
Thornier second stage of US president’s proposal includes Hamas’s disarmament and Israel’s withdrawal
on.ft.com
October 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Extraordinary that in this entire article, the Democrats just do not appear. And that's not unfair of the author or the Journal!
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump, Feeling Emboldened, Pushes Agenda Into Higher Gear
Recent moves by the president reflect a commander in chief who has seemingly faced little resistance to his agenda.
www.wsj.com
October 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
They say to me, Bacharach, what's your passion? And I say, without hesitation: coffering. Coffers are my passion.
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
facades,,,, r my passion
October 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Genuinely LOL'd
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
October 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Finally some good news.
on.ft.com/46R901O
Have we passed peak social media?
As platforms degrade into outrage and slop, users are turning away
on.ft.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
They're calling it the most normal house, with the most normal rooms, of all time.
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
ceilings, and lights...are my Passion
September 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Allen Quartermain of Franklin County NC
September 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
So many Choices
September 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I wrote a sonnet about pregnant liberal women taking Tylenol just to protest President Trump.
September 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Kerry has written an incredible update to the Spahn Movie Ranch scene from Once Upon A Time . . . In Hollywood.
September 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Stalker.
September 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM